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Null said:
His dogs are basset hounds that require outdoor activities so they can engage their incredible sense of smell. The fact they're indoor dogs at Chris's house is sort of apropos in its awfulness. Like an arachnophobe being eaten by a spider in hell.
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Or a blind person who's only true memory of being able to see being a HD image of the unclit.
 
Pepito said:
This was, without a shadow of a doubt, the most insane Chris has ever acted. I am now fully convinced he is completely out of his mind
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He probably thinks acting crazy like that gains more followers and attention which will translate into sales. He kept repeating in crazy voices "Buy it now! Buy it now! We need money! Give me money money money!" like a retard.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I don't see this discussed a lot, but it's going to come clear in the ensuing days of Chris' life. He's going to run out of shit to sell. He doesn't have endless resources here. He's barely turning a profit.
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lol it doesn't matter a damn once he figures out he can just buy new toys and sell them on to weens, people will buy chris' trash just for the dumb satisfaction of owning something he once owned.
 
Null said:
His dogs are basset hounds that require outdoor activities so they can engage their incredible sense of smell. The fact they're indoor dogs at Chris's house is sort of apropos in its awfulness. Like an arachnophobe being eaten by a spider in hell.
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That's horrible! Regardless of the breed, dogs are naturally outdoor animals; keeping them indoors is just barbaric! I don't even want to know how bad that house must smell - as it's guaranteed that neither Barb nor CWC clean up after those poor animals.
 
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Haha he gave out his number over youtube last fall when Quinn ghosted him. But he said it real fast to throw off the trolls. Always thinking.
 
Nikachu said:
He probably thinks acting crazy like that gains more followers and attention which will translate into sales. He kept repeating in crazy voices "Buy it now! Buy it now! We need money! Give me money money money!" like an exceptional individual.
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"Roll up! Roll up!

ROLL OUT!"
 
The American Hedgehog said:
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It's funny, this tweet kinda gives me a familiar vibe...

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"Please, buy all my toys now, now, nOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!"
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
I wonder if the ween had something to do with Chris' banning from end of games. His forceful departure is obviously giving us this content.
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Chris is banned? I thought someone asked a manager or the owner if he was banned and he said no. A screenshot was posted.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I don't see this discussed a lot, but it's going to come clear in the ensuing days of Chris' life. He's going to run out of shit to sell. He doesn't have endless resources here. He's barely turning a profit.
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They could always make more comics/model magic stuff. Heck, people would probably commission them. They wouldn't even have to take that long, just 15 minutes a week on a drawing for someone else and they'd have a more steady cash flow.
Pickle Inspector said:
It might have to do with those cards he gives out to people with his contact information on:
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I remember hearing about this on Tumblr. I didn't actually think it was real.
Abilene said:
Movie night when?

PS: You are doing God's work.
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Movie night this week, hopefully. Someone DM me if we do, as I didn't get to see most of the stream.
 
Beagles howl like that but I can see where people that had never heard baying might be concerned. Chris' dogs are kept inside all the time and not allowed to work off any nervous energy and run around scenting things like @Null said, so they're going to make a ruckus when they hear a noise outside. They want to hunt and explore--that's what they were bred to do so keeping them inside like this has probably made them neurotic. It is a bad situation they're in, stuck in that house all the time. They sound like normal beagles though, you can look it up on YouTube and hear examples of beagles baying.
 
MahFibro! said:
That's horrible! Regardless of the breed, dogs are naturally outdoor animals; keeping them indoors is just barbaric! I don't even want to know how bad that house must smell - as it's guaranteed that neither Barb nor CWC clean up after those poor animals.
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Last we heard (admittedly a few years ago), Barb had Chris on a habit of having the dog shit on newspapers in the house. She had Chris go and snatch free newspapers from the newspaper boxes they have at fast food places.

The dogs are kept inside all the time and they're horribly unsocialized. They can't be left alone or else they'll tear up the furniture because of pent up aggression.

Ironically, I think Chris' natural instincts for the dogs would've been healthier for them. It wouldn't enter Chris' mind to have them shit in the house, he'd just put them out on a lead in the backyard and forget about them.

While that's not ideal, it'd at least give them an outlet for their energy. Barb's weird, spergy decision is fucking up the dogs more than the lazy Chris option would have.
MahFibro! said:
Like I needed more of a reason to be disgusted by that greasy sack of festering shit.
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:alog:
 
Mason Verger said:
Haha he gave out his number over youtube last fall when Quinn ghosted him. But he said it real fast to throw off the trolls. Always thinking.
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His number has been accessible on the CWCki for years, you would THINK he'd want to change it to avoid the thousands of julaaaaayyy messages he receives. Maybe to him it's a core facet of his identity, like that my little pony skirt or his initials?

Anyway, between Barb's bananas, the howling dogs, the same hat he's worn for months, and waving his toys around, today's livestream was like a Greatest Hits episode of Chris' life. All that's missing is the autistic pen grip, but I wouldn't expect him to work on the comic anytime soon.
 
Pepito said:
I know! But if someone paid even more for a shitty Sonic totem, I can see some bored rich ween giggling like a spaz while wearing the Tardtastic Ring of Power.
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a shame chris removed the power from it

fucking scammer

catpin said:
Bet she ate the dog.
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"what do you like eating"

"chicken and dogs"
 
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You know how much joy aaaall those fucking toys would bring to like a dozen Filipino orphanages?

The balls on this guy to beg while sitting in the middle of Santas fucking workshop..
 
They are beagles, but they’re so fat they look like bassets now. And yes, they are a hunting dog so they bay more often than bark and it is high pitched and sounds like they’re being tortured. They’re very noisy and are bred to be. They keep them inside because Chris has said in the past that they can’t be left alone at home or they tear the place apart. He wanted to bring them to bowling night with Katherine and leave them in the car. She said later that one of them nearly bit her, they feed them cans of chicken noodle soup and they shit everywhere. Nice to see Pollo is still alive.
 
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