4/17- Chris is Blackmailed and/or Hacked on Twitter

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Chris' passwords have been spergily (it's totally a word) strong for years because of paranoia.
I believe it was Chris trying something new with the help of someone, so incase it backfired, he could go back and claim "hacking". The fact that he still has access to this account does not jive with hacking, weens would have changed the email to deny access to Chris. This feels like a dumb idea from the ideaguy. Maybe he was like, "Go with honesty, people like that. Let me write it for you."
 
the writing style of those tweets is completely different from Chris. Ya'll are dumb as hell.

C'mon, Chris couldn't come up with Kun T'nyugit himself. This is a guy who thinks he's clever for spelling names backwards. He put his own birth year in his super secret alt twitter account.

Not that Kun T'nyugit is clever, but I've never even heard or seen him even use the word cunt before.
It sounds to me like Chris did type up and post the tweets but he was doing so with a loose script, so you have some terms and phrases that he wouldn't normally use, like 'get me some vagina' and cunt nugget. Those don't sound like Chris.
 
I don't know, anybody else get the feeling that the Chris story is going to get really dark and decidedly "not fun" in the next 6 months?

I'm hopeful for bronycon. Remember last year when Chris acted like he was high and drawing all those batshit comic pages? Bronycon did that. I just hope it does it again and it doesn't turn into a case of chasing the dragon. Although that might also be funny...
 
There are just so many people who discover Chris and want to get approval from Kiwi Farms for a brilliant troll scheme. It appears that the only surefire way to get content from Chris is to pay him, which is what we have seen. Jessica Quinn didn’t pay him, did she? I think this dick video and tweets were just paid requests. Very dull crap, but I did chuckle at Chris licking marker off a wall.
 
There are just so many people who discover Chris and want to get approval from Kiwi Farms for a brilliant troll scheme. It appears that the only surefire way to get content from Chris is to pay him, which is what we have seen. Jessica Quinn didn’t pay him, did she? I think this dick video and tweets were just paid requests. Very dull crap, but I did chuckle at Chris licking marker off a wall.

I still can't believe the most recent guy actually thought he was bringing something new to the table and that we would actually enjoy any of the fall out. It was dumb, and when he realized it was dumb, he just started sperging to get any attention, and less than 24 hours later, no one is still talking about it and he's completely obsolete. I don't even remember the name.

Other weens take note, you will be ridiculed and forgotten. That's all.
 
Maybe he's caught on that controversy gets him attention? Which would be why the first post is him begging for money.
Maybe he realized immediately that it was a mistake and removed the tweets.
Pretty sure someone's fucking with him in some fashion. (Whether it's paying him to say stupid shit, or Idea Guy 2.0, or any number of goofy schemes.)
 
This reminds me of when he "admitted" to being gay from blackmail, and left us "hints" he wasn't gay by holding a Transformer and having a poster of a girl in the shot. I'd bet this goes like this:

Someone blackmails Chris.
Chris says he'll comply with demands.
The blackmailer gives him these fake things to "admit" to.
Chris accepts and posts them all.
Chris thinks he wins in the end because he pretends he was hacked, as the blackmailer didn't say he wasn't allowed to do that so it's allowed!
 
Pretty sure someone's fucking with him in some fashion. (Whether it's paying him to say stupid shit, or Idea Guy 2.0, or any number of goofy schemes.)
You really need to wonder what he needs all of this money for though. What the hell is he going to do with 10,000 dollars? Some part of me thinks barb is pushing him hard to get money.
 
Maybe he's caught on that controversy gets him attention? Which would be why the first post is him begging for money.
Maybe he realized immediately that it was a mistake and removed the tweets.
Oh, Jeeze. He's going to flip out because you're here. Someone will alert him, and he'll think he has another chance with Doopie.
 
You really need to wonder what he needs all of this money for though. What the hell is he going to do with 10,000 dollars? Some part of me thinks barb is pushing him hard to get money.
She is.

Chris only gets antsy for money like this when the sky is falling (which means Barb). When his begging is more relaxed, it's merely that Chris has X toys, but X+1 toys would be cool too.
 
She is.

Chris only gets antsy for money like this when the sky is falling (which means Barb). When his begging is more relaxed, it's merely that Chris has X toys, but X+1 toys would be cool too.
I don't know man I'm having a really hard time comprehending all of this. I guess that's part of the fun of watching Chris though.

Oh, Jeeze. He's going to flip out because you're here. Someone will alert him, and he'll think he has another chance with Doopie.
Nah she's irrelevant now.
 
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Maybe he's caught on that controversy gets him attention? Which would be why the first post is him begging for money.
Maybe he realized immediately that it was a mistake and removed the tweets.

Hay gurl, whatsup!

This reminds me of when he "admitted" to being gay from blackmail, and left us "hints" he wasn't gay by holding a Transformer and having a poster of a girl in the shot. I'd bet this goes like this:

Someone blackmails Chris.
Chris says he'll comply with demands.
The blackmailer gives him these fake things to "admit" to.
Chris accepts and posts them all.
Chris thinks he wins in the end because he pretends he was hacked, as the blackmailer didn't say he wasn't allowed to do that so it's allowed!

What could you blackmail Chris with? Like honestly, what? He can't possibly have any skeletons in the closet more embarrassing than what's already out there; Unless you could convince Chris that you had control of his bank account or something (pretty far out) I don't know that he's very easy to black mail nowadays.
 
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