4/17- Chris is Blackmailed and/or Hacked on Twitter

[Gooby]

Hay gurl, whatsup!



What could you blackmail Chris with? Like honestly, what? He can't possibly have any skeletons in the closet more embarrassing than what's already out there; Unless you could convince Chris that you had control of his bank account or something (pretty far out) I don't know that he's very easy to black mail nowadays.

Really who knows. We've seen people blackmail Chris over the PSN account before, and he still plays videogames using those accounts so it could be that again. It could be something that isn't really blackmail, like another person that convinced Chris that they can alter CWCville like the dude that did that recently, or even just someone offering him something he wants and saying they'll take this instead of payment. This just doesn't look like a hacker and it certainly isn't Chris giving us his real thoughts. Occam's Razor and all, this is probably someone trying to pull the strings like we've seen a dozen times before.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

It's kind of like a tv show that's been on for too many seasons, and the writers have run out of ideas but have to keep making more episodes.

So either Chris jumps over a shark or he and Barb adopt a sassy black kid.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Nah she's irrelevant now.

China is China.

 

[Porker LeVance]

Maybe he's caught on that controversy gets him attention? Which would be why the first post is him begging for money.
Maybe he realized immediately that it was a mistake and removed the tweets.

Good point, he’s trying to get some fast ween money and knows to play up the dramatics to get more views. Chris is an internet organism at this point, disturbing in appearance yet part of the ecosystem.

 

[timtommy]

What could you blackmail Chris with? Like honestly, what? He can't possibly have any skeletons in the closet more embarrassing than what's already out there; Unless you could convince Chris that you had control of his bank account or something (pretty far out) I don't know that he's very easy to black mail nowadays.

Yeah, you are thinking way too in the box. "Blackmailing" Chris doesn't need to follow the pattern it would for a normal person. As we saw in the case of the Idea Guy, it can be based on events in alternative fictional universes.

And we know he can usually be bribed with promises of money or china.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

@Chopinpiano @The American Hedgehog can you add all of these screen shots into the OP so it's easier to consume please

Done. Added a link to the CWCki's page.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

Maybe he's caught on that controversy gets him attention? Which would be why the first post is him begging for money.
Maybe he realized immediately that it was a mistake and removed the tweets.

I think you're giving him too much credit. Since when has he "caught on" to anything?

 

[Onewittyuser]

Maybe he's caught on that controversy gets him attention? Which would be why the first post is him begging for money.
Maybe he realized immediately that it was a mistake and removed the tweets.

I still think someone is behind the scenes. No Chris post is that long or was even numbered. Someone's definitely blackmailing or manipulate him.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

When it comes to Chris, the shark has long been jumped, the dead horse has been beaten beyond recognition, and all that's really left is poking at the remains with a stick.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I still think someone is behind the scenes. No Chris post is that long or was even numbered. Someone's definitely blackmailing or manipulate him.

Yeah, although Chris does sometimes break his tweets into numbered sections like that.

 

[James Howlett]

When it comes to Chris, the shark has long been jumped, the dead horse has been beaten beyond recognition, and all that's really left is poking at the remains with a stick.

Apparently, it's a a stick that costs $600

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Apparently, it's a a stick that costs $600

And it makes you wonder who the real dumbass is.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Weird stuff to be sure, and the fetishes he listed are pretty disgusting (if not totally unexpected), but most of what he texted seems to be pretty much in line with what every other cow uses social media for: begging, publicly exploring his divergent sexualities, expeditious retractions with no concern of coming across as a liar, and whining about how unimaginably stressful adulting is.

To me, the saddest aspect of this isn't that Chris seems confused and vulnerable, but that our King has devolved into just another mewling Facebook polyp.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

So he does KNOW what being Bi means. Who put him up to it? Reading his Twitter is scaring me already.

 

[idosometimes]

So obvs faked. Chris only uses numbers to identify post order where they actually belong: walls of text in his comic stories.

How can people be so obsessed of C-(wo)man, yet not know how he writes and publishes social media posts?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

This act of ebin weenery could've worked if the puppert master pulling Chris greasy and autistic strings had spaced all these revelations over several weeks and in a more believable format instead of just dumping all this shit at once on twitter.

 

[Stormy Putin]

So obvs faked. Chris only uses numbers to identify post order where they actually belong: walls of text in his comic stories.

How can people be so obsessed of C-(wo)man, yet not know how he writes and publishes social media posts?

How are you today, Mr. Parlette?

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Chris confirms he's a pedo, has a fetish for his mother and says some other crazy cwcville shit.

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Again, reading this scares me. This isn't even remotely funny anymore. Are you sure nobody is making him say this? We all know how easy Chris-chan can be influenced.

 

[Stormy Putin]

Again, reading this scares me. This isn't even remotely funny anymore. Are you sure nobody is making him say this? We all know how easy Chris-chan can be influenced.

This is the same exceptional individual that was calling for the assassination of Lord Pmurt and these tweets concern you?!

 

[Mr._Blonde]

This is the same exceptional individual that was calling for the assassination of Lord Pmurt and these tweets concern you?!

Kind of. There's a level of wrongness in those tweets. Sad part of it is, that he may as well be all those things he said.