4/17- Chris is Blackmailed and/or Hacked on Twitter

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I simply don't think people getting mad about the donations are the big problem. After all, it's people who try to fuck with Chris that cause threads like this.
The thing is, it shouldn't be construed as fucking with Chris until it's actually proven to be fucking with Chris.

Example: Right now, this Jack Z guy isn't fucking with Chris because he gave him money with no strings attached, if he later does something to fuck about with Chris, then we may have a bone to pick, and even that is debatable.

It feels to me that a lot of people are actually hating the idea of Chris getting money, but don't want to be seen as A-Logs or whatever, so they vent their frustration on the person who gave him said money.
 
I honestly hope Chris gets hit by a car at this point so I have a reason to write a tearful eulogy and close this fucking board.

If we were to find out someone is blackmailing Chris I will aggressively contact state and federal law enforcement to see to it that someone goes to prison for it. Stop taking my favorite tard who just wants to sit at home and play with legos and turning him into a fucking marionette for your bullshit power fantasies.

And it's like, what do you even do with this? Do you ban discussion about it? That doesn't help. Can't blot them out like we did with Kengle for years. Do we just post threads about what's going on and then lock the threads? There's no cure. Chris is now mainstream and shit is so fucking bad I have no clue of what to do.

He does need a gatekeeper at this point. I think once Barb is dead I'm going to have to get some people together to help him deal with the estate and then put him on some sort of plan so he can just keep drawing peacefully while contact is screened to keep him from falling into traps like these and under the influence of very sick people.
This is probably the most heartwarming thing you've ever said, even though in the first sentence you wish death upon Chris.
 
The thing is, it shouldn't be construed as fucking with Chris until it's actually proven to be fucking with Chris.

Example: Right now, this Jack Z guy isn't fucking with Chris because he gave him money with no strings attached, if he later does something to fuck about with Chris, then we may have a bone to pick, and even that is debatable.

Yes, they may be giving money to Chris to enrage others, or in this case blackmail/bribe him to make stupid posts on Twitter or whatever. Whether the end goal is to get a reaction out of KiwiFarms or Chris himself, interacting with Chris is still something that results in a thread here. People are going to want to do it.

I think the board was on the right track with containment threads. The paid content thread drastically cut down that type of clutter, and I think this thread is a good example of something that belongs in some kind of containment thread, like maybe an "idea guys thread," or even just rename the "paid content" one into something more generic like "requested contents" or whatever. Point being, decreasing the amount of exposure those actions receive will at least help lessen the clutter, if not discourage any more of these things. It's only annoying because that means everything Chris does needs to be analyzed to be sure nobody told him to do it.

So you won't even need to bother with stopping a potentially endless stream of attempts at interacting with Chris, they just get automatically shoved into some obscure thread, out of sight and out of mind. If you don't like certain type of posts, simply don't read that thread. I don't visit the paid content thread, for example.
 
Yes, they may be giving money to Chris to enrage others, or in this case blackmail/bribe him to make stupid posts on Twitter or whatever. Whether the end goal is to get a reaction out of KiwiFarms or Chris himself, interacting with Chris is still something that results in a thread here. People are going to want to do it.
Why are you assuming that the same person who gave Chris money is the same one blackmailing him? I understand that analyzing the micro and the nano of everything is the norm for Chris watchers, but that only yielded results when Chris was being trolled by an organization of trolls, that way you had all the data points at hand, now interacting with Chris has become more of a open market, where parties don't necessarily fall into the same categories, and they aren't guaranteed to share info.

I think the board was on the right track with containment threads. The paid content thread drastically cut down that type of clutter, and I think this thread is a good example of something that belongs in some kind of containment thread, like maybe an "idea guys thread," or even just rename the "paid content" one into something more generic like "requested contents" or whatever. Point being, decreasing the amount of exposure those actions receive will at least help lessen the clutter, if not discourage any more of these things. It's only annoying because that means everything Chris does needs to be analyzed to be sure nobody told him to do it.
I disagree, Chris suddenly writing a long thread of stuff he wouldn't normally say does warrant a thread. Things got weird with the appearance of people who sought our attention, but ultimately the decision to keep this as its own thread was probably justified.

So you won't even need to bother with stopping a potentially endless stream of attempts at interacting with Chris, they just get automatically shoved into some obscure thread, out of sight and out of mind. If you don't like certain type of posts, simply don't read that thread. I don't visit the paid content thread, for example.
I like reading the content and the level headed analysis just fine, but I noticed that I visit this subforum far less, mainly because it has become an endless loop of screaming about EPIK WEENS that just annoys me immensely, you got people who basically write the same angry three posts over and over again, it's basically a more hellish form of the Greer thread by now.
 
The thing is, it shouldn't be construed as fucking with Chris until it's actually proven to be fucking with Chris.

Example: Right now, this Jack Z guy isn't fucking with Chris because he gave him money with no strings attached, if he later does something to fuck about with Chris, then we may have a bone to pick, and even that is debatable.

It feels to me that a lot of people are actually hating the idea of Chris getting money, but don't want to be seen as A-Logs or whatever, so they vent their frustration on the person who gave him said money.

I think its pretty optimistic to say Jack Z. Isn't fucking with, or atleast getting ready to fuck with Chris. I dont hate people giving Chris money, I hate getting Chris content that's just the result of Chris getting money. It's like OPL is getting pumped with steroids and hormones when I'm looking for something organic and GMO-Free. I wouldn't even say i hate it, but it definitely annoys me.
 
The thing is, it shouldn't be construed as fucking with Chris until it's actually proven to be fucking with Chris.

Example: Right now, this Jack Z guy isn't fucking with Chris because he gave him money with no strings attached, if he later does something to fuck about with Chris, then we may have a bone to pick, and even that is debatable.

It feels to me that a lot of people are actually hating the idea of Chris getting money, but don't want to be seen as A-Logs or whatever, so they vent their frustration on the person who gave him said money.

Couldn't you say that paying Chris money to get him to do embarrassing things is fucking with him?
 
I don't think anything short of Chris changing his phone number, emails, and going dark for a couple of years (and not fucking begging for money on the internet) would stop the ween power trips. He doesn't need a gatekeeper, he needs a tard-wrangler who will get on his ass.

Or the final arrest that sends him to jail forever, whichever is more realistic.



He'll survive somehow (minor injury, he gets lucky, the car slides off his body grease and kills the other driver, etc) and the begging will intensify
A state-issued caretaker would do the trick.
 
I think its pretty optimistic to say Jack Z. Isn't fucking with, or atleast getting ready to fuck with Chris. I dont hate people giving Chris money, I hate getting Chris content that's just the result of Chris getting money. It's like OPL is getting pumped with steroids and hormones when I'm looking for something organic and GMO-Free. I wouldn't even say i hate it, but it definitely annoys me.
Sad to say that this is the state of the game right now, only suggestion I can make is to follow other cows.

Couldn't you say that paying Chris money to get him to do embarrassing things is fucking with him?
Let's preface this with a reminder of the fact that Chris is a unique beast whose sense of embarrassment, sense of self, social filters, thought processes..etc are all extremely fucked up due to many, many factors. So you're not talking about a normal person here, the documentation he got is the kind of stuff you'd see if an entirely new animal species was discovered, he's that weird.

Now, embarrassment is a relative thing, porn stars won't get very embarrassed if someone accidentally sees them naked, but nuns definitely will. Apply this thinking to Chris, and you'll see that he really has nothing to be embarrassed of anymore, his image to strangers is just irreversibly ruined at this point, so people paying him (or not) to do more embarrassing acts (from our perspective) isn't gonna make a dent in that.

Furthermore, Chris himself is accepting said payments and adjusting his parameters for his personal comfort, for example, copypastas are now subject to review before he reads them, check his Patreon, if he doesn't mind, and his customers don't mind, and there's no harm to some innocent bystander, then why exactly should we get upset at it? That's just a waste of energy from my POV.
 
Sad to say that this is the state of the game right now, only suggestion I can make is to follow other cows.
Don't I know it. :feels:

Let's preface this with a reminder of the fact that Chris is a unique beast whose sense of embarrassment, sense of self, social filters, thought processes..etc are all extremely fucked up due to many, many factors. So you're not talking about a normal person here, the documentation he got is the kind of stuff you'd see if an entirely new animal species was discovered, he's that weird.
From everything you described there, Chris isn't unique. That's just autism. The documentation is where it gets weird...

Now, embarrassment is a relative thing, porn stars won't get very embarrassed if someone accidentally sees them naked, but nuns definitely will. Apply this thinking to Chris, and you'll see that he really has nothing to be embarrassed of anymore, his image to strangers is just irreversibly ruined at this point, so people paying him (or not) to do more embarrassing acts (from our perspective) isn't gonna make a dent in that.

I think we just witnessed Chris finding out how to live off of his internet-notoriety. I think Chris understands how to make money off of his brand, the way Sky-net realized it had to build a terminator.

Furthermore, Chris himself is accepting said payments and adjusting his parameters for his personal comfort, for example, copypastas are now subject to review before he reads them, check his Patreon, if he doesn't mind, and his customers don't mind, and there's no harm to some innocent bystander, then why exactly should we get upset at it? That's just a waste of energy from my POV.

I don't have any edgy come back to this. I'm hopeful and paranoid that Chris figured out how to capitalize on His Saga.

EDIT: typo
 
From everything you described there, Chris isn't unique. That's just autism. The documentation is where it gets weird...
Nah it's not just autism, lots of aspies go through life without having videos of themselves fucking a sex doll floating on the internet.

I think we just witnessed Chris finding out how to live off of his internet-notoriety. I think Chris understands how to make money off of his brand, the way Sky-net realized it had to build a terminator.
What I find hilarious is that Chris's monetization of his life is probably what's going to end it as a meme, but the meme is what gives his items any collection value in the 1st place.

I think he definitely reached the limits of this strategy of his, although I don't think that fact has dawned on him yet (or ever will).
 
You wouldn't be stopping anyone from pozloading my neghole poo. You would simply be pozloading my neghole poo yourself.

I don't see it stopping, but at the same time I feel like trolling plans against Chris are already relatively few considering his infamy. Nobody swatted him during any of his live streams, for one thing, which is something that less famous streamers have had to deal with, with some even needing to make special arrangements with their local police ahead of time. An old cow like Chris being paid to do dumb shit on video is comparably mild.

It's not pozloading my negholep due to the fact that he's not looking at hamfisting himself into Chris's life. Trying to help him in a way that he would actually need it is definitely the right mindset, if he'll take to the new changes is a different beast altogether.
 
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A state-issued caretaker would do the trick.

That and Chris has already driven the point home that he doesn't want/doesn't feel the need to change his number, because in his words, he said it was his "buisness" number. Buisness for what you may ask??? Fuck if I know.
 
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I don't care if people give Chris money, but when they come here and start preening for attention about it I think they're fair game. There's no sense getting mad about Chris himself though. It won't change anything and it won't even be entertaining. I think he's gotten to a point where even if kiwifarms locked everything CWC-related he'd still be inviting this nonsense because he thinks it benefits him.
 
That and Chris has already driven the point home that he doesn't want/doesn't feel the need to change his number, because in his words, he said it was his "buisness" number. Buisness for what you may ask??? Fuck if I know.
What business? The business he has that brings in several hundreds of dollars a month (possibly scraping into $1k after his ebay sales and special requests and things like that) where he performs as a tard, for tards on the internet.

If people can't contact Chris, he can't sell them shit. This "he should just change his number" shit is dumb. I have no clue why people keep bringing it up.
 
It's not paranoia if they are actually out to get you. I guess not picking an obvious password is one of the few lessons he has learned after having it guessed several times over the years
It was never guessed to begin with. (Or, maybe once, tops.)

Chris trusted people he believed to be his romantic partners.
 
I would not be surprised to learn that all his passwords have Sonichu in them.

Still, this was pretty shitty weening. The posts didn't read like a CWC wordsalad at all.
 
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