4/17- Chris is Blackmailed and/or Hacked on Twitter

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Nah it's not just autism, lots of aspies go through life without having videos of themselves fucking a sex doll floating on the internet.


What I find hilarious is that Chris's monetization of his life is probably what's going to end it as a meme, but the meme is what gives his items any collection value in the 1st place.

I think he definitely reached the limits of this strategy of his, although I don't think that fact has dawned on him yet (or ever will).

He can mutilate himself for cash. 500 bucks and he will cut off an earlobe, for instance.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I think he's not been hacked, he's being blackmailed, he deleted the tweets and "recovered his account" way too quickly for it to be anything else.

This brings up a question, exactly how do you blackmail a person whose search results are basically him doing the most embarrassing acts for all the internet to see?

How do you blackmail Chris?

 

[Done]

How do you blackmail Chris?

Like everyone else, you find (or in Chris's case, occasionally create) something he cares about and put the screws to it, and he'll do anything for it that doesn't involve getting a job.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Like everyone else, you find (or in Chris's case, occasionally create) something he cares about and put the screws to it, and he'll do anything for it that doesn't involve getting a job.

But what does Chrissy poo care about outside of Legos, PlayStation and crapping his panties?

 

[Done]

But what does Chrissy poo care about outside of Legos, PlayStation and crapping his panties?

Sweethearts, fictional characters, and personal possessions.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Sweethearts, fictional characters, and personal possessions.

So in other words it's incredibly easy to blackmail his ass, but just in a different way.

 

[Kosher Dill]

But what does Chrissy poo care about outside of Legos, PlayStation and crapping his panties?

His family - real and imaginary.
The day will come when someone "holds Sonichu hostage" just like they did with Soap The Parkour Wolf, except Chris won't be acting.

 

[Marvin]

Like everyone else, you find (or in Chris's case, occasionally create) something he cares about and put the screws to it, and he'll do anything for it that doesn't involve getting a job.

I honestly believe Idea Guy could've gotten Chris to get a job. None of the changes required would be permanent, but I think he could've gotten Chris to fill out an application for, say, mcdonalds and do what's necessary to get hired.

 

[Stormy Putin]

I honestly believe Idea Guy could've gotten Chris to get a job. None of the changes required would be permanent, but I think he could've gotten Chris to fill out an application for, say, mcdonalds and do what's necessary to get hired.

Do you think Chris would've actually held said job though, or do you think the fact that he would be doing actual, physical labor and only making minimum wage would've been below him?

I must say though, I'm truly shocked at the amount of influence that Josh had on Chris. He's still wearing that ridiculous Russian-esque tracksuit! Do you think Josh is still attempting to manipulate Chris, or was his dox enough to send him running?

Weird question - will you be attending Bronycon to see what Chris is up to or do you think you'll pass?

 

[Marvin]

Do you think Chris would've actually held said job though

If Idea Guy told him to, sure. If Idea Guy knew what to say to motivate Chris. Or more accurately: how to put the fear of god into Chris.

do you think the fact that he would be doing actual, physical labor and only making minimum wage would've been below him?

Well, not below him in the sense that he's too proud to do it. Just as far as a cost/benefit tradeoff, Chris wouldn't be satisfied with anything but really lucrative work.

I must say though, I'm truly shocked at the amount of influence that Josh had on Chris. He's still wearing that ridiculous Russian-esque tracksuit! Do you think Josh is still attempting to manipulate Chris, or was his dox enough to send him running?

If you can somehow trick Chris into thinking you're a being from a television show, you've basically got the keys to his brain.

Weird question - will you be attending Bronycon to see what Chris is up to or do you think you'll pass?

Posted about that here. I won't buy a ticket, but I might head down to the inner harbor and catch a bite, assuming the bronies don't put me off my appetite.

 

[Stormy Putin]

If Idea Guy told him to, sure. If Idea Guy knew what to say to motivate Chris. Or more accurately: how to put the fear of god into Chris.

Well, not below him in the sense that he's too proud to do it. Just as far as a cost/benefit tradeoff, Chris wouldn't be satisfied with anything but really lucrative work.

If you can somehow trick Chris into thinking you're a being from a television show, you've basically got the keys to his brain.

Posted about that here. I won't buy a ticket, but I might head down to the inner harbor and catch a bite, assuming the bronies don't put me off my appetite.

I've actually had some really great food in Baltimore - my favorite gastropub is there.

 

[Male Idiot]

I know this is off topic but I can't say it enough.

Classic Chris had only an attitude and work ethic problem. But Pristine Christine is even more obnoxious and less stable, so both his prospects of getting a job and keeping it have plummeted even more.

Now its not impossible for him to pull together and clean up his act enough to get a burger flipper job, but it would be one hell of a miracle.

 

[MrFortuneCookieFarts]

I know this is off topic but I can't say it enough.

Classic Chris had only an attitude and work ethic problem. But Pristine Christine is even more obnoxious and less stable, so both his prospects of getting a job and keeping it have plummeted even more.

Now its not impossible for him to pull together and clean up his act enough to get a burger flipper job, but it would be one hell of a miracle.

I think Chris has work ethic, maybe not in the traditional sense. If nothing else, I'd say his love quest showed how Chris could consistently muster the gumption to maintain course despite a string of completely humiliating failures.

 

[Marvin]

I know this is off topic but I can't say it enough.

Classic Chris had only an attitude and work ethic problem. But Pristine Christine is even more obnoxious and less stable, so both his prospects of getting a job and keeping it have plummeted even more.

Now its not impossible for him to pull together and clean up his act enough to get a burger flipper job, but it would be one hell of a miracle.

It's really all about motivation.

Chris doesn't sit on his ass and do nothing because of some moral failing. I mean, he is lazy, but it's like 90% because no one gives him a reason to do anything.

Really, the implications of Chris' laziness aren't that he doesn't do shit even if you properly motivate him. He'll do it, he'll just bitch nonstop about it constantly.

 

[Yop Yop]

If Idea Guy told him to, sure. If Idea Guy knew what to say to motivate Chris. Or more accurately: how to put the fear of god into Chris.

Well, not below him in the sense that he's too proud to do it. Just as far as a cost/benefit tradeoff, Chris wouldn't be satisfied with anything but really lucrative work.

If you can somehow trick Chris into thinking you're a being from a television show, you've basically got the keys to his brain.

Posted about that here. I won't buy a ticket, but I might head down to the inner harbor and catch a bite, assuming the bronies don't put me off my appetite.

Chris getting a job would be the absolute best content we have ever seen. I can only imagine all of the shit fits and crazy content that would come it. Idea Guy could've gave us something amazing, however he chose to inject his autistic /pol/ humor into shitty Facebook posts.

I'm still salty about it, tbh

 

[Marvin]

Chris getting a job would be the absolute best content we have ever seen. I can only imagine all of the shit fits and crazy content that would come it. Idea Guy could've gave us something amazing, however he chose to inject his autistic /pol/ humor into shitty Facebook posts.

I'm still salty about it, tbh

Idea Guy got Chris to go to magfest, and that was amazing.

But yeah, the rest of his ideas were garbage.

It's the same thought pattern all the new trolls get. They think "oh lol wouldn't it be funny if we got Chris to do X, Y and Z!!" And then they get Chris to do it, and then you realize Chris will literally do whatever you say. He won't reflect on it, he won't think about it. He'll read your words off the script, he will do whatever dance you request, and then turn off the camera and go back to playing video games.

You gotta convince Chris to share his own thoughts with the world. Like get Chris to do a weekly podcast where he talks about his week and his life. (Or one idea I've been floating around: getting Chris to do movie reviews like Cole does.) People would gobble that shit up in a heartbeat.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I agree, but you've been watching the show from the beginning so you feel obligated to watch until the bitter end (or at least in my case when Chris becomes homeless)

It makes me feel like a hipster. It was more fun to follow in the old days. I'm surprised nobody has got a Sonichu tattoo and showed it off to impress people.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I know this is off topic but I can't say it enough.

Classic Chris had only an attitude and work ethic problem. But Pristine Christine is even more obnoxious and less stable, so both his prospects of getting a job and keeping it have plummeted even more.

Now its not impossible for him to pull together and clean up his act enough to get a burger flipper job, but it would be one hell of a miracle.

Chris really has no reason to get a job now. At minimum wage, he'd make 290 dollars per 40-hour week, before taxes. He can make that same money in a day or two by listing garbage on Ebay and begging on Youtube.

 

[timtommy]

Chris really has no reason to get a job now. At minimum wage, he'd make 290 dollars per 40-hour week, before taxes. He can make that same money in a day or two by listing garbage on Ebay and begging on Youtube.

You also have to keep in mind that that would put the tugboat at risk. The rules about earning money while on disability are somewhat complex and boring, but the jist is that if he earns more than $1180 a month, the tugboat would go away for a while.

If he worked minimum wage full time and lost the tugboat, his income might only increase by a couple hundred bucks a month. That is an effective wage in the $1 an hour range.

And as you said, he has the eBay sales. Chris could earn a couple hundred bucks by spending by poking through the hoard, listing something on eBay, and driving to the post office. Probably less than an hour all in. Or he could do an unpleasant job all day every day for a week. Doesn't make sense.

By the way, I think that by the letter of the law, Chris might be putting the tugboat at risk with his eBay business. Although it seems unlikely to bite him in the ass.

 

[DragoonSierra]

You also have to keep in mind that that would put the tugboat at risk. The rules about earning money while on disability are somewhat complex and boring, but the jist is that if he earns more than $1180 a month, the tugboat would go away for a while.

If he worked minimum wage full time and lost the tugboat, his income might only increase by a couple hundred bucks a month. That is an effective wage in the $1 an hour range.

And as you said, he has the eBay sales. Chris could earn a couple hundred bucks by spending by poking through the hoard, listing something on eBay, and driving to the post office. Probably less than an hour all in. Or he could do an unpleasant job all day every day for a week. Doesn't make sense.

By the way, I think that by the letter of the law, Chris might be putting the tugboat at risk with his eBay business. Although it seems unlikely to bite him in the ass.

His Patreon is more likely to do that than ebay