Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CommieScum]

Whenever I think Bob has been milked of everything he has, he goes and does something that makes him look even more exceptional then before.

I think Bob's mental state is deteriorating a lot of faster then it appears to be. His sperging is continually ramping up to new levels we thought weren't even possible. He's reaching Kurt Eichenwald levels of dangerously psychotic and mental-instability. I suspect within the coming months he's going to have a massive meltdown that causes him to finally push it too far and get him kicked off of Twitter and YouTube. Maybe even Patreon if he takes it that far.

Bob didn't admin a child porn site, so he still is far and above Kurt

 

[Red Hood]

Honestly I wonder why they'd view Obama's presidency as a "golden age" when at least his second term had everyone calling everyone else a Nazi. If you were to follow that logic then Obama's years were a horrible time, no?

Because the president was black! And that trumps(lol) any logic! Overnight in 2016 America went from woke progressive paradise to Nazi wasteland. Or so Bob and his band of rejects would have you believe.

 

[CommieScum]

Honestly I wonder why they'd view Obama's presidency as a "golden age" when at least his second term had everyone calling everyone else a Nazi. If you were to follow that logic then Obama's years were a horrible time, no?

Just like the GWB years representing the failure of conservatism, Obama years represented the failure of liberalism.

The Movie Bobs of the world can't admit this, because it means the educated elite and professionals aren't anymore capable of ruling, if less so, because it means every tweet and thought about the (white) working class isn't only wrong, but his opinion of himself and why he was mocked was wrong.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Apologize and stop saying stupid shit. It's not rocket science.

"But when I make comparisons to fictional characters..."

Did Bob just admit that nobody likes him?

Speaking of fatties...

 

[RockVolnutt]

Did Bob just admit that nobody likes him?
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The fuck is he talking about? I read that twice and I don't get it.

Speaking of fatties...
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The jokes write themselves.

 

[The Nothingness]

Speaking of fatties...

Interesting that Bob retweeted this story but not this one.
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...elly-30-pound-tumor-removed-article-1.3865955

 

[Red Hood]

Apologize and stop saying stupid shit. It's not rocket science.
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"But when I make comparisons to fictional characters..."
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Did Bob just admit that nobody likes him?
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Speaking of fatties...
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Fat hatred doesn't kill. But complications from obesity do.

OH WELL!

 

[TheImportantFart]

Did Bob just admit that nobody likes him?
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"Performative Left"

Bob you are the definition of the Performative Left. Say what you will about the people attacking you, they, unlike you, recognised that Hillary was about as left-wing as a bird that's had its left wing blown off and supported the actual leftist candidate rather than the corporatist trashbag you did.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Just like the GWB years representing the failure of conservatism, Obama years represented the failure of liberalism.

The Movie Bobs of the world can't admit this, because it means the educated elite and professionals aren't anymore capable of ruling, if less so, because it means every tweet and thought about the (white) working class isn't only wrong, but his opinion of himself and why he was mocked was wrong.

All the SJWs that won't admit this won't also admit about the double standard Obama had with Bush. I remember people were pissed about Bush's drone strikes but were okay with Obama doing it.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Bob only chooses the dumbest hills to die on.
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A cow crossover between the a-logging sociopath, and the superior fascist. This day couldn't get any better.

Apologize and stop saying stupid shit. It's not rocket science.
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For fuck's sake, Bob. Just say I'm sorry. That's it. Why do you think doubling down will make things go your way. At this rate you'll get the attention of Idubbbz, or Metorkur. It's been monthly how much you managed to fuck up. And yet people come to your rescue despite being on the right.

 

[RockVolnutt]

For fuck's sake, Bob. Just say I'm sorry. That's it. Why do you think doubling down will make things go your way. At this rate you'll get the attention of Idubbbz, or Metorkur. It's been monthly how much you managed to fuck up. And yet people come to your rescue despite being on the right.

How dare you think these """"""""""people""""""""" are people!? Goddamn it, Bob.

 

[CommieScum]

All the SJWs that won't admit this won't also admit about the double standard Obama had with Bush. I remember people were pissed about Bush's drone strikes but were okay with Obama doing it.

I got blocked by Bob for reminding him that Obama deported more people than Bush did and probably Trump will honestly, so yeah that Obama is a woke moderate Republican really is the Flat Earthism for liberals and lib SJWs.

Though leftie SJWs will totally admit this and are in fact angry about it

 

[Flexo]

I got blocked by Bob for reminding him that Obama deported more people than Bush did and probably Trump will honestly, so yeah that Obama is a woke moderate Republican really is the Flat Earthism for liberals and lib SJWs.

Though leftie SJWs will totally admit this and are in fact angry about it

Which is funny because you can to the more right-leaning sites and they'll complain about how Obama "cooked" his deportation numbers. Maybe we can get them all in a building and have them argue about why they're hating whichever president is being talked about.

 

[Adamska]

Moviebob's problem is that many of his views are actually very right wing.......but he thinks he is a leftist and is shocked when real leftists reject him.

-people are responsible for being poor
-global capitalism and woke capital are great
-only the richest, most powerful metropolitan areas matter
-some people are born stupid and we should hate and stigmatize them
-the obsolete must be crushed and left behind so that their betters can create a Superior Future

The fact that he associates all of these problems with white people helps him pass as a leftist to some degree, but at the end of the day these are right wing positions. And not just right wither either, borderline fascist. "I don't hate the real working class that is made up of trans women of color baristas, I just hate the vast majority of struggling Americans." Yeah, nice try Robert. So if moviebob is actually confused by how much hate he is getting then here is the answer.

Razorfist, outside of his vocabulary, does this nonstop. As does Sargon of Akkad. Bob is rightwing (even if only votes Dem out of spite, he's an Objectvist) as well. This is less a leftist thing, and more a youtuber thing. Everyone who is unlike you the talking head, is a shithead worthy of only death. The leftwing thing is pretending to hate political correctness as they see it as a liberal tactic (they will never use the term), but using it as a weapon constantly against liberals, conservatives and leftists on the outs.

Oh I've done a bit of thinking and I've come to the conclusion that Bob isn't just right wing, he's a bonafide Fascist. Specifically he's a Rexist, which is a variant from Belgium.

This is based on the following:
1. Leon Degrelle advocated for a moral renewal of the Belgian state. Bob here wants a "superior future" that will destroy the obsolete past and shows some level of nationalism. Both want to break down society and make a stronger one.
2. Rexism borrows from Integralism, an older Catholic idea popularized by another right-wing nationalist (but not fascist) Charles Maurras, where the authority in charge is designed to help the people, whether they want it to or not. Bob believes the Democrats know best, and believes that dissenters should be 'discouraged' from going against them. He essentially is advocating for a one party state which can remove your rights if you commit wrongthink.
3. Rexism is a corporatist ideology; they supported the idea that businesses, organizations, and other interest groups so on should on some level control society. Bob unflinchingly supports big business and idealizes a fascist style type of corporatism, where "Ideologically pure" businesses should be allowed to propagate and saturate society. This is based on his desire to suck Deng Xiaopeng's dong given his admiration of China's current model as well as his tribalism regarding brands.

Though you can argue he's also his own horrid beast and thus could be the author of Chipmanism, a Left version of Rexism. Mainly because despite those ties he still has his own oddities. Mainly in that he essentially advocates for a world revolution ala Marxism given he wants a unified world government. Though you could say that it's just an extension given Leon Degrelle despite being a Walloon and in a field full of seperatists like Verdinaso still supported a united Belgium, which does run against nationalism arguably.

In short, call Blob what he is: a Fascist and Rexist.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I got blocked by Bob for reminding him that Obama deported more people than Bush did and probably Trump will honestly, so yeah that Obama is a woke moderate Republican really is the Flat Earthism for liberals and lib SJWs.

But Bob and his ilk will bitch at you if you criticize Obama because they'll assume you're racially biased. That's what happened to me in high school. I argue against his policies with facts and my classmates in Contemporary History bitch at me because I was being harsh on a black president. It's like you can't hold a black guy to the same standard as a white guy.

By the way, Jimmy Dore of the Young Turks rips Obama apart quite often and here's a video of him ripping on Obama for being a moderate Republican. Much of what Dore says about Obama is how I feel about his presidency.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If stupid is as stupid does...then he's stupid.

I mean, whatever'll get him into jail sooner.

For fuck's sake, Bob. Just say I'm sorry. That's it. Why do you think doubling down will make things go your way. At this rate you'll get the attention of Idubbbz, or Metorkur. It's been monthly how much you managed to fuck up. And yet people come to your rescue despite being on the right.

"I don't care about those gater channer trash. I'm from Bahstan, I never back down from a fight."

He says before more people ream his sorry ass.

 

[Flexo]

But Bob and his ilk will bitch at you if you criticize Obama because they'll assume you're racially biased. That's what happened to me in high school. I argue against his policies with facts and my classmates in Contemporary History bitch at me because I was being harsh on a black president. It's like you can't hold a black guy to the same standard as a white guy.

By the way, Jimmy Dore of the Young Turks rips Obama apart quite often and here's a video of him ripping on Obama for being a moderate Republican. Much of what Dore says about Obama is how I feel about his presidency.

This just fuels my theory that "left" and "right" have lost all meaning in modern politics other than "whatever I find to be distasteful."

 

[Red Hood]

This just fuels my theory that "left" and "right" have lost all meaning in modern politics other than "whatever I find to be distasteful."

Most modern political discourse comes down to less "This is what I think is the correct course of action, and why" and more "HEY! That bastard that disagrees with me! Fuck him!"

 

[LastOfTheMohicans]

In short, call Blob what he is:

 

[Princess Rescuer]

If Moviebob cares so much about the homeless, you know what he should do? Give them money and food and allow them to come over his house to be in a nice warm place and watch a movie (of the homeless person's choice). If Moviebob cares so much about women, you know what he should do? Volunteer at a woman's hospital, offer food/water/comfort for a bedbound woman suffering from a yeast infection or cystic fibrosis or breast cancer or whatever and wait on her hand and foot. Both of these acts of good citizenship would work wonders for Moviebob's reputation not to mention earn him much more friends than he has now (or even a potential love interest) and would certainly be much more efficient than raising taxes and hoping they somehow end up in the hands of homeless people. And being Bostonian, Bob is uniquely positioned to do this as there are plenty of homeless people and hospitals in Boston.

But no, Bob will watch all of the movies in the world about heroes who help people and save lives, virtue signal on Twitter about helping people and saving lives (or just killing his enemies, which will somehow lead to someone else's life being saved) to impress a group of anonymous weirdos who will dogpile on him the minute they (correctly) find him to be the weakest link. But he can't be bothered to put in as much effort as going out and expending some of his Patreon money to be with someone. He would rather put that money towards a Bowser statue that will make his small living space even more cramped than it already is and enrich an already minted mega-corporation than possibly save someone's life and get some fresh air.