Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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On reflection I genuinly pity Moviebobs fans largely for the same reason he hates the rust belt, except they actually are cretinious pieces of shit with limited intelligence as opposed to simply being perceived as such by a fat man-child.

Also the idea that lily orchard/peet can write anyone off as dead weight is fucking hilarious, not in the least because the presumption the singularity will benifit mankind rather than the AI going Bob chipman on us with the nukes.
 
What I want to know is, how do you, like Bob, live without nuance? When I think of a Hitler supporter in 1930's Germany, (just an average housewife or factory worker) I think of someone who came to their political views out of brainwashing (propaganda) and desperation (the post WWI deprivation leading to the collapse of the Weimar Republic.) I see people who were poor and humiliated and who, when they saw a movement that promised to restore their prosperity and pride, jumped on it. Now their decision to do so would turn out to have horrible consequences, and the Nazi movement was pretty horrible as a whole, but I can sympathize with people who went along, hoping that the Nazis would make life less chaotic for them. I can reel with horror at the atrocities committed by the Russians against the German population as WW2 was ending. When I hear of German women being raped by the score, or entire families choosing to suicide themselves rather than endure the wrath of the Red Army, I feel sympathetic, since I don't feel that any civilian population should be subject to such treatment.

Now think how Blobbo views the average Trump-voting Americans. Monsters. Westboro Baptist Churchmen who view all non-whites and non-Christians as beneath them. Oppressors who only want to drive POCs onto plantations and exploit them. Orcs from The Lord of the Rings, only less redeemable. There's no nuance, no sympathy. No attempt to work out why a certain group of people might want to act a certain way and no attempt to address their grievances. Just "take away their political power and keep them from voting or from having any influence!" (So how do you take away people's ability to affect the future without committing active or passive violence against them, Bob? Hunh? )

Actions have consequences, Bob. Someday your words are going to come back to haunt you. I guarantee, Bob, at some point in the future you WILL be needing to find a job. "Internet Reviewer" is a career with a definite shelf life, and all it takes is one scandal (or in the case of Channel Autism, several scandals taking place over the course of many years) to bring it all tumbling to the ground. Or maybe, Bob, you want to go ahead and fulfill that dream of becoming a K-12 teacher. I guarantee that at some point, one of your prospective employers are going to search through your social media feed...and they probably aren't going to like what they see. The type of SJWs that can keep it together well enough to run a company or earn tenure at a university, probably aren't going to be the kind who look too fondly on your rareified, crazy moon wheat social activism, Bobbo.
 
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"harassment campaign he's enduring for a flippant remark he made years ago"?

Wasn't it literally today that he implied the working class shouldn't even be considered people?

Also cow crossover spotted. BootlegGirl's a rat king.
 
I know kinda late, but I got to think a bit more about Bob's rant about the Simpsons he made like earlier last week. And in conclusion, it shows in my opinion how very little he understands about the Simpsons, what a shallow mess it became and about the writers. Which in turn gives for me quite a bit of insight in how he digests pop culture, which in turn speaks volumes about how smart he really is.

I try to keep some things I concluded out, but here are a few things that came to my mind in snippet form

1. Bob comparing the fact that the Simpsons are managing to go for over 600 episodes and 29 years to be kind of a first to someone assassinating a president. Just retarted and reminiscent of when he compared the significance of the Mario Bros 3 reveal to 9/11or calles BlackPanther the most progressive movie in the decade. Just a sign of Bob wanting to put stuff he likes and connects with emotionally more than he should on a pedastal. A typical sign of unwarranted self importance. He thinks he is important, so the stuff he likes must be important, how can he indicate the stuff he likes is important? By comparing it with historical shit, forgetting that he may come off as delussional or outright insensitive to certain people.

2. Bob calling the Simpsons progressive.
No, not really. I have never heard of the Simpsons changing someones opinion on politics. they were however influential on pop culture and obviously influenced the way other people would then structure the basics of their adult cartoons (see Family Guy). For someone who is oh so smart, Bob does not know when to use the right word. Also, on the risk of being stoned to death, while I would say the Simpsons had a cult following they deserved, overall, the way on HOW popular the show became, it reminds me a bit of what MLP has become. What I want to say? The Simpsons was essentially in the 90s what Friendship is Magic was in the last eight years, when it comes to mastering autists around itself and selling out.

3. Bob still liking the Simpsons = him showing he doesn't watch the show really or understands it.
I think Bob really only jumped on the Apu thing less because he saw it unfold on tv, and more because he heard about it mere hours after someone shittweeted about it. Why? Because for someone who is all about how the Simpsons are progressive and liberal and should be endorsed, he seemingly missed how it also made utter fun of the kind of people Bob represents. There were a lot of episodes within the last two years or so, where they outright mocked Marvel fanboys, SJWs, political correctness, had actually an entire episode based around the idea of judging a person not only on their intelligence but also their ability for kindness (something he would fail) , jumped the gun on making fun of women in gaming and programming, mocked feminists, mocked hipsters and (my favorite as I found out recently) mocked Boston.
As in all of Boston was presented as a place of elitistic liberal assholes, cheaters and brain dead football fans who deserved to be beaten up in the face by Homer and who were only endorsed by Lisa Simpson, who was a raging, shallow cunt in that episode.

4. Him thinking people who work on the show liking Lisa
I am not one of these people who outright hates Lisa Simpson and I think it is okay to like at least her early show incarnation. Mostly because while she was like this "too intelligent for her own good democratic liberal", back then there was a bit of balance to it. Like she fought for causes that were not all that bad if we are honest, she made mistakes, was called out on some of her own bullshit and was still a kid. But she, like a lot of things with the show, got worse over time, because the writing became a shallow parody of what it was in the first 7-9 seasons. Lisa is so shallow, annoying and mean spirited, because the very plots she is writen in are shallow, annoying and mean spirited. And Bob somehow is too blind to see, that the people who write Lisa are essentially tired or just do the most bare inimum effort to write her. As a reuslt, she is not really a character anymore you should aspire to become. Case in point: One episode where a bunch of hipsters move to Springfield. She just likes them because they are "different" and supposedly smarter than the average Homer, but they are also shallow consumers of all sort of trash. Not that she sees it, because she just wants to be around them instead of her own person.
The reason I think he likes Lisa? He says Lisa must be the writers self insert, as she is a young optimistic character who is smarter than her middle class bluecollar family and wants to succed in the creative fields.
No. If she was their self insert, they would treat Lisa better than they do in the show because of fucking writer bias already. As such, she is not their self insert. She is however, based on the description BOB's self insert.

That is why Bob is so pissy that Lisa was used as a puppet to tell the "Problem with Apu" guy to screw himself. Because he feels his self insert was abused.
Well that and Bob thinks he can make money of the "new" controversy by shitting out a few vidoes now where he discusses for an hour how much the Simpsons suck for not embracing the indians.
 
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For those who dont know, Shaun_Jen is one of "anti-anti-SJW" SJWs who pal around with the likes of HBomberman on tweeter and try to angrily snark at people laughing at dumb SJW shit. However since they are forced to think outside the typical SJW box of "screech EVUL NAZI BIGUT! at people we hate" they also tend to have a little bit more self awareness, and are generally aware that unironically insulting and demeaning whole demographics is a bad move for their image.

I get the feeling blobbenfuhrer is going to be holding a grudge against these people for criticizing his bigoted insanity for quite a long time

EDIT: Yeah he mad.

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He is actually fucking fuming that people on his own goddamn idiot-team object to him classifying people as literally subhuman. Jesus christ what a repulsive piece of shit

EDIT 2: this exchange made me chuckle more than It should have
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sure thing hambone. you totally are the kind of guy to involve yourself in physical violence to protect a (totally non-fictitious) friend, and not someone who spent child and teenhood being bitchslapped around highschool and adulthood hiding in a basement screeching about nerd shit and evil subhuman trolls
Shaun is extremely unfunny with his anti-anti-SJW tweets. He picks the lowest of the hanging fruit to try and dunk on and troll because he lacks the intelligence and maturity to go after anything else.

However, I’m loving the fact he’s going after Blobbo here. Someone well known on twatter finally calling Blob out for his absurd marginalizing of white middle America is delicious.
 
Bob's reputation begin spiraling when he decided to demonize people during Gamergate and the final nail in the coffin was his termination at the Escapist*.

*Speaking of which, did anyone know how did the people at the Escapist fired Bob?

I'm not saying this was SOLELY what did him in, but it did speed the process up. If I remember correctly this conversation happened about 2 hours before he announced on Twitter he "left" the site.

EDIT: Forgot to quote the post I was responding to.
 

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Those things I said relatively recently? Total bullshit because I don't agree with you.
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TIL developing diabetes constitutes "greatly improved health".
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And lastly, more idiot fans.
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Seriously, it's just a fucking ocean of asspats.
 
I like how he completely ignores Thomas Sowell (I'll leave the more in-depth reaming to @Mola Ram.)

Thanks, Sexy. Not too big a topic to leave me holding. Anyway, of course he ignores Thomas Sowell! Bob may well be the single most obnoxious example of Sowell's "Anointed" -- those self-proclaimed elites who know better than everyone else to the degree that to contradict them isn't merely wrong but downright immoral. Bob attempting to grapple with the Vision of the Anointed would require him to argue against a man who is exponentially more intelligent, better educated, and more eloquent ... not to mention black. Better to just leave it lying there unremarked.

TIL developing diabetes constitutes "greatly improved health".

I have a feeling if Bob had actually lost significant weight we'd have seen evidence of it before now. As things stand, he's curiously camera shy, and there have been no updates to his condition that I'm aware of.

Those things I said relatively recently? Total bullshit because I don't agree with you.

"Edgelord humor." Mmmhmm. Even though he continues to repeat some version of it on a daily basis.

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I don't suppose it ever occurred to him to just ... stop looking at Twitter for a while?
 
"harassment campaign he's enduring for a flippant remark he made years ago"?

Wasn't it literally today that he implied the working class shouldn't even be considered people?

Also cow crossover spotted. BootlegGirl's a rat king.
Remember Blob believes that all people who shit on him for the “””people””” thing are sheep that believe in the “myth of the white working class.”

To Bob the hard working mining town dad just trying to give his kids a better future doesn’t exist; it’s merely right-wing propaganda made to make to the wasteland ghouls feel better about their useless existence as heroine addicts.

When he’s called out on his hatred of the poor working class he usually backpedals to say “but I only hate the WHITE working class! UGH! Don’t you people get it???”
 
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Seriously, it's just a fucking ocean of asspats.

can't he just block them instead?He's just making himself look even dumber...
 
Oh, he claims that he lost weight recently. Probably 10 to 20 kilos or pounds or whatever's proper.

Still far from the hundred he needs to lose if he doesn't want his heart to work itself to death twenty years too soon.

Seriously, camera shy though he may be, we've seen recent pics. He's still a fat fuck with a melting face and a horrible beard.
 
can't he just block them instead?He's just making himself look even dumber...
Seeing how he's incapable of blocking people without adding a smug, bitchy quip, just enjoy the fact that's he's delusional enough to think that he looks good because his sycophants fans say so.
 
Thanks, Sexy. Not too big a topic to leave me holding. Anyway, of course he ignores Thomas Sowell! Bob may well be the single most obnoxious example of Sowell's "Anointed" -- those self-proclaimed elites who know better than everyone else to the degree that to contradict them isn't merely wrong but downright immoral. Bob attempting to grapple with the Vision of the Anointed would require him to argue against a man who is exponentially more intelligent, better educated, and more eloquent ... not to mention black. Better to just leave it lying there unremarked.

I'm now almost tempted to start a GoFundMe to set up a debate between Bob and Thomas Sowell. The reaming that Bob's ass would receive from it would make ever other verbal beat-down on YouTube look meaningless.
 
I'm now almost tempted to start a GoFundMe to set up a debate between Bob and Thomas Sowell. The reaming that Bob's ass would receive from it would make ever other verbal beat-down on YouTube look meaningless.
A-log rate me all you want, I would pay a grand number of pounds to watch Thomas Sowell brutally sodomize movieblob on a livestream
 
A-log rate me all you want, I would pay a grand number of pounds to watch Thomas Sowell brutally sodomize movieblob on a livestream
I want to see him get owned in a debate by Jordan Peterson in politics. For movies, I think Jay and Mike from Red Letter Media would absolutely crash Bob in a debate about movies.
 
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