Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Also he changed his username. Cute.

Bobby knows as much about socioeconomics as he knows about movies.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bobby knows as much about socioeconomics as he knows about movies.

He is about as qualified to talk about socioeconomics as Paul Feig was to direct Ghostbusters 2016.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

If Moviebob cares so much about the homeless, you know what he should do? Give them money and food and allow them to come over his house to be in a nice warm place and watch a movie (of the homeless person's choice). If Moviebob cares so much about women, you know what he should do? Volunteer at a woman's hospital, offer food/water/comfort for a bedbound woman suffering from a yeast infection or cystic fibrosis or breast cancer or whatever and wait on her hand and foot. Both of these acts of good citizenship would work wonders for Moviebob's reputation not to mention earn him much more friends than he has now (or even a potential love interest) and would certainly be much more efficient than raising taxes and hoping they somehow end up in the hands of homeless people. And being Bostonian, Bob is uniquely positioned to do this as there are plenty of homeless people and hospitals in Boston.

But no, Bob will watch all of the movies in the world about heroes who help people and save lives, virtue signal on Twitter about helping people and saving lives (or just killing his enemies, which will somehow lead to someone else's life being saved) to impress a group of anonymous weirdos who will dogpile on him the minute they (correctly) find him to be the weakest link. But he can't be bothered to put in as much effort as going out and expending some of his Patreon money to be with someone. He would rather put that money towards a Bowser statue that will make his small living space even more cramped than it already is and enrich an already minted mega-corporation than possibly save someone's life and get some fresh air.

Because he's like his body is filled. Full of shit. Bob talk like he's the champion of the weak. When in reality he hates the weak. His rants on the worker class gives his sociopathy toward them. He only does the SJW stuff because he wants to be the next Rorschach, and burn the classes down to make his fascist dreams come true, and get the revenge he wants. He lives out of spite, lies, hypocrisy, and abrasiveness. Hence why he's doomed to die alone. His legacy will end with him.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

For those who dont know, Shaun_Jen is one of "anti-anti-SJW" SJWs who pal around with the likes of HBomberman on tweeter and try to angrily snark at people laughing at dumb SJW shit. However since they are forced to think outside the typical SJW box of "screech EVUL NAZI BIGUT! at people we hate" they also tend to have a little bit more self awareness, and are generally aware that unironically insulting and demeaning whole demographics is a bad move for their image.

I get the feeling blobbenfuhrer is going to be holding a grudge against these people for criticizing his bigoted insanity for quite a long time

EDIT: Yeah he mad.

He is actually fucking fuming that people on his own goddamn idiot-team object to him classifying people as literally subhuman. Jesus christ what a repulsive piece of shit

EDIT 2: this exchange made me chuckle more than It should have

sure thing hambone. you totally are the kind of guy to involve yourself in physical violence to protect a (totally non-fictitious) friend, and not someone who spent child and teenhood being bitchslapped around highschool and adulthood hiding in a basement screeching about nerd shit and evil subhuman trolls

Two more photos. One of emotional manipulation...
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And the other cause it's just funny.
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Cause heaven forbid Bob should ever admit he was wrong.

Cause heaven forbid Bob should ever admit he was wrong. Pt. 2
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(Doubleposting because editing's fucked up.)

How dare you think these """"""""""people""""""""" are people!? Goddamn it, Bob.

Bob really thinks he can shimmy (heh) his way out of getting dunked on by building strawmen of the lefties going after him as being "bad faith arguers strawmanning me" and ignoring all of the mountains of tweet archives of him going far FAR beyond just "stupidity is bad mmkay" into flat out "revoke peoples rights & eugenics the genetically inferior" territory eh.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bobby knows as much about socioeconomics as he knows about movies.

So jack shit then?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So jack shit then?

None. I think all of us would want him to write an analysis paper on what he thinks of the philosophical and emotional drive of the MCU heroes to see of how much he really knows about the MCU.

To be honest, I don’t think he would come up with a convincing argument.

 

[Red Hood]

Because he's like his body is filled. Full of shit. Bob talk like he's the champion of the weak. When in reality he hates the weak. His rants on the worker class gives his sociopathy toward them. He only does the SJW stuff because he wants to be the next Rorschach, and burn the classes down to make his fascist dreams come true, and get the revenge he wants. He lives out of spite, lies, hypocrisy, and abrasiveness. Hence why he's doomed to die alone. His legacy will end with him.

I think Bob knows that without the pity of his family members HE would be homeless and away from his Mario and McNuggies.

 

[RockVolnutt]

None. I think all of us would want him to write an analysis paper on what he thinks of the philosophical and emotional drive of the MCU heroes to see of how much he really knows about the MCU.

To be honest, I don’t think he would come up with a convincing argument.

It's clear that he only half-watches the movies he reviews. While we haven't gotten anything as bad as when he made up his own backstory for The Last Jedi, you do have moments where he spent the longest time thinking no one knows Wakanda exists in the MCU despite being in the UN and that it's more people don't know what's happening inside the nation.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Congrats Bob, you're making me side with fucking Hbomberguy.

I like how he completely ignores Thomas Sowell (I'll leave the more in-depth reaming to @Mola Ram.)

And also, will Bob finally find true love?

Spoiler: More idiot fans.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

None. I think all of us would want him to write an analysis paper on what he thinks of the philosophical and emotional drive of the MCU heroes to see of how much he really knows about the MCU.

To be honest, I don’t think he would come up with a convincing argument.

Bob's knowledge of the MCU is like his knowledge about Mario, which is fucking nothing. I wonder if he's aware that the Mario comic that was in Nintendo Power in the early 90s was drawn by a mangaka named Charlie Nozawa, who also has written stuff under his pen name, Tamakichi Sakura. He's probably unaware that there's a rare Mario anime film from the 1980s that was only available via renting it. It was never released outside of Japan, and is considered a holy grail amongst collectors, and it got a manga as well. Speaking of manga, there's been a long running Mario manga series called Super Mario-Kun, where Mario and the gang go through retellings of the various Mario games starting from Super Mario World, along with scenes that weren't in the games. It contains some crude humor, puns, breaking the fourth wall, and slapstick violence. Granted, Super Mario-Kun was only available in Japan for the longest time, but Soleil Productions began publishing a French release starting in 2014, while Planeta Cómic has been releasing in Spain since 2016. Currently, there are 53 volumes released, and the latest release retells Super Mario Odyssey.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Congrats Bob, you're making me side with fucking Hbomberguy.
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Bob seriously talks like a fucking cartoon villain. With all the stupid juvenile media he consumes I should be stunned by his lack of self-awareness. Except this is Bob Chipman who is less self-aware than a tree stump.

 

[Kyria the Great]

At this point I don't know which fans are more blind and stupid, Moviebob Fans or Nostalgia Critic fans?

 

[Lensherr]

Seeing Bob's fascistic rhetoric finally come to bite him in the ass is immensely satisfying. And who could have guessed that it would be those to the left of him from whom he's receiving most of the heat. On second thought, considering that the people attacking him are actual, principled left-wingers and Blob is something of a neoliberal technocrat, it makes perfect sense.

Also, how is the white working class any more of a lost cause than the black community in the country? We've been poring money into trying to put the latter on (presumably) equal footing with the rest of the population for decades to no success, what about them makes them more worth saving than the former?

 

[Red Hood]

Congrats Bob, you're making me side with fucking Hbomberguy.
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I like how he completely ignores Thomas Sowell (I'll leave the more in-depth reaming to @Mola Ram.)
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And also, will Bob finally find true love?
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Spoiler: More idiot fans.

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I guarantee all of Bob's retarded fans in these places in the "Wasteland" have it pretty good.

Evidence: They have time to bitch about their Dear Leader (how fucking sad do you have to be to see Bob Chipman as a role model?) on Twitter rather than working multiple jobs to make rent. Unlike Bob, I don't necessarily think these people that disagree with me are beyond redemption and reconciliation. Being happy isn't an economic condition. It's not a social or class condition. Being happy is a choice you make (or rather, the sum of choices made).

Bob's dumbass barely-concealed Nazism is becoming so virulent that I'm visiting this thread less and less for my own sanity.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob's knowledge of the MCU is like his knowledge about Mario, which is fucking nothing. I wonder if he's aware that the Mario comic that was in Nintendo Power in the early 90s was drawn by a mangaka named Charlie Nozawa, who also has written stuff under his pen name, Tamakichi Sakura. He's probably unaware that there's a rare Mario anime film from the 1980s that was only available via renting it. It was never released outside of Japan, and is considered a holy grail amongst collectors, and it got a manga as well. Speaking of manga, there's been a long running Mario manga series called Super Mario-Kun, where Mario and the gang go through retellings of the various Mario games starting from Super Mario World, along with scenes that weren't in the games. It contains some crude humor, puns, breaking the fourth wall, and slapstick violence. Granted, Super Mario-Kun was only available in Japan for the longest time, but Soleil Productions began publishing a French release starting in 2014, while Planeta Cómic has been releasing in Spain since 2016. Currently, there are 53 volumes released, and the latest release retells Super Mario Odyssey.

Hell, I know more about Ultraman than Bob knows about Mario.

Hell, even Ultraman is way fucking cooler than The Avengers. And I least know the flaws of the Ultra series unlike Bob will ever acknowledge the flaws of the MCU.

 

[Gordon Cole]

At this point I don't know which fans are more blind and stupid, Moviebob Fans or Nostalgia Critic fans?

Speaking of, Bob's feed is just nothing but asspats right now.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Speaking of, Bob's feed is just nothing but asspats right now.

That's really sad outside of something tragic happening. Downing yourself in asspats is only going to make people see you as even less mature.

 

[Gordon Cole]

That's really sad outside of something tragic happening. Downing yourself in asspats is only going to make people see you as even less mature.

It's a combination of idiot hanger-ons and a "Tag a creator you love and tell them thanks!" trend. Either way, it's equally pathetic.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

I'm beginning to think that Leftist autism is caused by being fat and unfuckable.

Something about being too full of sugar and unable to see your genitals causes the brain to seize up turning every argument into an emotive hemorrhage of moral turpitude and all of your basis for reality to rely on anecdotal evidence in the absence of math, science, biology and basic logic.

Because if the world doesn't love you, then it must be because the world is wrong and not because you're a weirdo or stupid or too self-involved or an asshole.

 

[Spellskite]

I guarantee all of Bob's exceptional fans in these places in the "Wasteland" have it pretty good.

Evidence: They have time to bitch about their Dear Leader (how fucking sad do you have to be to see Bob Chipman as a role model?) on Twitter rather than working multiple jobs to make rent. Unlike Bob, I don't necessarily think these people that disagree with me are beyond redemption and reconciliation. Being happy isn't an economic condition. It's not a social or class condition. Being happy is a choice you make (or rather, the sum of choices made).

Bob's dumbass barely-concealed Nazism is becoming so virulent that I'm visiting this thread less and less for my own sanity.

Its gotten really fucking old hearing him just write off the Midwest as some horrific bigoted backwards place where everyone is out to get blacks and LGBTs. Its like Bob looked at which states went red and decided "They went red, that means THEY'RE 100% RED" like a fucking infant. Its so mindblowingly stupid because you would think a guy who crows on and on about how important it is to help minorities wouldn't just give up on places where most people voted Republican.

Most=/=All, and yet Bob would happily write these people off. Blacks, Mexicans, Muslims, gays, transexuals, Jews, what have you - they're in the Wasteland, they deserve to get left behind, eradicated, silenced. Its such a glaring error in his logic that I really don't get how he can rationalize it.

Now keep in mind, I'm not implying everyone who voted Trump is a monster. I'm just trying to illustrate how frustrating it is to see Bob brag and boast and drag his bloated ass up onto the cross only to spew hate at entire populations because he doesn't like some of the people in it. Even if he didn't like MOST of the people in them, the idea that everyone deserves to suffer some horrible retribution is just absurd.

I think its really telling that he started calling it the "Wasteland" instead of "Dumbfuckistan" like he used to (after he was repeatedly called out on how racist it was). See, he still views it as exactly the same - filled entirely with horrible bigots and monsters who just want to whip minorities all day. He just learned to put a better spin on it. Its exactly like the people who want everyone in Saudi Arabia or places similar to die, completely ignoring the people who get trampled upon by the majority. Some fucking progressive, generalizing an entire population as backwards and deeming them less than human.