Here's the poor man's version:
Baked Alaska : The obvious cow in question. You shouldn't need a recap.
Scuffed Steve Jobs/The first (((manager))) : The man originally blamed for Baked's decent in to madness. There isn't much to say about him except that he is your average LA trash. It's beleived that he is the one that initially got Baked using terms like "influencer" and got him to try and distance himself from edgy content. He was fired for Samaria.
Erin (SweetErin) : Random hole Baked met in L.A.- he brought her on a stream, alienated his audience trying to get pussy, and got cucked by her when she told him she had a boyfriend after all but sleeping with him. The fame whore then went on every stream that would have her. Surprisingly, she wised up before the streamers did, and left the internet behind, deleting her Twitter and Youtube. She had potential to become a cow in her own right, between her drug problems and insane family situation despite being 26,but as I said, turned out to be smarter than she looked and went offline. - Baked allegedly doxxed her after she talked shit about him on stream.
Samaria (Baked's second manager this month[Possibly fired the day she was hired]) : A mexican single mother that spent over 72 hours straight with Baked Alaska instead of taking care of her kid. She apparently has known Baked for about 3 years and claims he is like a Brother to her. She wanted to fuck Baked, leading to a catfight between her and the aforementioned Erin. Sensitive boi Baked apparently fired her after finding out she had been quoted saying something about putting Jews in to ovens. - Baked allegedly doxxed her after she talked shit about him on stream as well.
Chad/Chaggot/Dylan Volk/DieLawn : An exceptional individual, and friend of Baked's. We know of dear Dylan from a stream where he advocated for institutional pedophilia and a reward system for female teachers that rape their students (the original topic was concerning 12 year olds, for context). Dylan then revealed his name and the fact that he worked for Jesse Peterson, at which point people started digging, found out that he is a convicted meth head, and got him fired. Dylan since then has apparently been involved in the various doxxing efforts involving Baked's "nay sayers" and those he holds responsible.
Zoom/Xyrix/Corey: L33t haxx0r that is allegedly involved with all of the aforementioned doxxing, as well as the doxxing of Andy Warski and his family. There are emails and metadata produced by Zoom of unconfirmed veracity showing that Baked Alaska, or more specifically, Dylan, were looking for hackers to "take these people down". Zoom claims to have trolled Baked and his friends to get them to self-incriminate. However, even if Zoom did turn out to be telling the truth, the accusations against him got people to start digging in to his past, where a multitude of leaked recordings (damning ones, in my opinion) revealed him to be a pedophile, or at the very least a collector of CP.
Andy Warski + Ethan Ralph + Tonka / Morning Kumite : These should be familiar faces to most of you that need little introduction. They are involved because they had previously worked together (minus ralph) on various projects. These people hosted the streams that tore Baked a new asshole after he started his latest 'tism fit, which drew the ire of Baked and his cronies. Baked has been recorded in secret, revealing he plans to have their channels taken down. Baked feels particularly strongly about Ralph of The Ralph Retort because Ralph has as of now replaced Baked Alaska on the InternetBloodsports website, and was the host of many of the major streams surrounding BA.
StyxxHexenHammer666 / Tarl Warwick: A pretty milquetoast centrist youtuber that doesn't like to wear shirts and believes in occult nonsense. Styxx was shitposting in chat on a few of the streams and said things like "legalize murder", all in regards to Baked. Baked then has been quoted as saying he is planning on suing, alerting the authorities, etc. He also sent Styxx a strongly worded email
*spoon clank*
Mister Metokur / Jim: Jimbo is involved in the ways he usually is, but with a bit more interest than usual. As most of us know, Jim loves the content put out by this community, and he had been "grooming" Baked Alaska for some time, investing a good deal of time in to the moron, so that Baked would produce more of the content that Jim liked. There were streams where Jim spent hours trying to help our 97 IQ cow friend, but after Erin came in to the picture, Baked and Jim had a shouting match on air and Jim washed his hands of the exceptional individual. Naturally, Baked is trying to go after metokur too, according to the leaked discord audio, but I doubt it will go anywhere.
Asian Andy: IRL streamer who is barely involved, but is worth mentioning, because Baked stole his entire new IRL format from the dude. Like 100% stole it. He didn't even modify the format, right down to "ram ranch". Much in the same way he stole bloodsports from some of the aforementioned hosts. Even Andy, who has limited experience with Baked, was smart enough to quickly distance himself from the man.
The Exceptional Detective: He tried to insert himself in to recent drama despite having nothing to do with it and ended up looking like the exceptional individual that he truly is. Because of course he did. He made two alleged pedo's (zoom and his ex) look good on Ralph's most recent stream.
Kronos + American Pride +Tea Clips : Clip channels that focus mostly on condensing down the 100000 hour bloodsports streams to watchable clips. Baked Alaska directly put out copyright strikes on their channels to try and save face from the stupid shit he has been saying. Kronos put up a second channel which was immediately flagged as well by Baked and his goons.
I think I've managed to cover everybody. If I have missed anyone, let me know and I will update the post.
Edit: Added Kronos, Tea Clips, and American Pride.
