Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[boilio]

when amber pulled out that complete cookie after walking for a minute i snorted
everything is literally just as people here predicted - she "exercises" and then rewards herself with food
"i need protein bars cuz i work out" no gorl you don't. u don't work out and you don't do it to maintain your weight, you try to lose it
is she not seeing major flaws in her logic? also no it's not healthy because it's vegan, it's still a cookie ffs
becky's "i so done" face when amber pulled out the snack was great tho. i hope becks follows her own plan right now, because it should be as clear as ever that our queen of moderation knows shit about weightloss

 

[497]

Anyone who has anything kind to say about AL is usually a new viewer and totally misguided. She had a ton of asspatters at the beginning of the year who were excited to watch her on her weight loss journey, then realized she was lying the entire time and became hatewatchers instead.

At the beginning of the year I think there were even some haydurs having hope this time around would be different. All of that junk she bought...and she still is buying. Then it all went down hill when she had that video confessing to binging and "blacken out". Becky said how mean she is during those times and AL said she felt possessed, blahblah. The comments blew up after that since people like Becky. Even though some feel Becky gets what she deserves for taken Amber in.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Going back to the idea of Amberlynn driving since it's been brought up several times: this was in my suggested videos - this woman weighed in at 622 lbs but she could still drive. She doesn't look that much bigger than Big AL aside from her apron-like belly.

 

[DuckSucker]

I honestly thought that was amberlynn from the thumbnail, seriously, the fucking haircut, the bun, the fashion sense, the flats, the dark joints, it looks just like her.

 

[SweetDee]

I wish she'd vlog something new. Walmart, weight gain updates, and cooking eggs n'bacons is really getting old. She probably forgot about those lip injections she was considering. I hope she goes through with it. It'd be funny to see Amber with lip injections like Trisha Paytas.

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

Some really useful advice from fellow lolcow Chantal. This comment nailed it right on the head.

AL has said multiple times that she looks up to her. What are the odds that AL would actually listen?

 

[Rocketleaguer]

Some really useful advice from fellow lolcow Chantal. This comment nailed it right on the head.

AL has said multiple times that she looks up to her. What are the odds that AL would actually listen?

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Sure it's good advice but coming from a woman like Chantal, it doesn't mean much.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Is she trolling or does she really lack this much self awareness?

 

[666EVE666]

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Is she trolling or does she really lack this much self awareness?

She truly lacks that much self-awareness.

 

[89elbees]

Becky seems over it. Any predictions on how much longer it'll be til we get another drunken break up video?

 

[S_K]

Has anyone else noticed how much amber mentions water in every freaking vlog for the past 2 weeks........ i had to make a compilation video on just how much she does.. drives me nuts.

edit: link

 

[JayBlue]

Becky seems to be done with AL. I truly wonder how she will get out of it. I bet the boys would help her, but how will they remove AL?

 

[Xenomorph]

Watching some old AL videos because why not and I can't get over how fucking filthy she and Dusty are.

This was when they just arrived at Dusty's Mother's house and you would think they would clean up after themselves right?

Nope. Look how disgusting the floor is. the worst was when she and Dustin had to bring Wasabi over their Dads place in Florida and they brought the cat box FULL OF CAT SHIT THERE.

Click to enlarge.

 

[meepmapmop]

Has anyone else noticed how much amber mentions water in every freaking vlog for the past 2 weeks........ i had to make a compilation video on just how much she does.. drives me nuts.

edit: link

Ugh.... yes. Thank you for making this! I mean for fucks sakes AL, drinking water is not going to make you lose 300 pounds! I also love how she acts like fucking sherlock holmes when she deduces that it's all water weight and you know not the pints of ice cream and family size chip bags she devours nightly.

 

[W00K #17]

Has anyone else noticed how much amber mentions water in every freaking vlog for the past 2 weeks........ i had to make a compilation video on just how much she does.. drives me nuts.

edit: link

Lol what cracked me up is when she says she's on her 4th 20oz cup that day, and then she's clearly trying to do some mental math to find out what to compare that to, then she gives up and just ends it with "...so ...yeah".

I'm by no means a math wiz and never was, but i like to think I can do enough math to literally just survive as an adult.

This isn't hard math here AL, 4 x 20oz = 80oz. Most functional adults could in a second or two in their head figure that 80oz is roughly 60% of a gallon, or even less autistically say "well over a half gallon of water today".

But not AL, that brief second of her trying to do some grammar school level math and quickly being like "fuck it", priceless lol.

 

[TwatWaffle]

Pat...I'll take "Things That Keep You up at Night" for $500...

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Amber don't need to drive yo'll. In about a 100 pounds, she'll be rocking this look.

 

[Rokko]

@Rabbit Bones video made me remember the infamous video of AL where she rides a scooter in Walmart and films her in the mirror. Anybody knows exactly what video this was? I never saw it only the gif. Thx!

 

[GORL]

@Rabbit Bones video made me remember the infamous video of AL where she rides a scooter in Walmart and films her in the mirror. Anybody knows exactly what video this was? I never saw it only the gif. Thx!

This video around 8:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9INLMV16Y&t=114s

 

[Strawberry Swirl]

Okay so it’s evident she’s trying to troll us with the accent now, especially with the intro to her latest video, I just cannot understand why she thinks she’s so smart, bitch you’re literally killing yourself to troll us, the only person you’re trolling is your dying ass self...