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This prestream is a trainwreck. Phil has spent the entire time up on a soapbox, worse than usual.

A guy cheered to say he watches Phil for guidance on whether or not to buy a game, and Phil went on a full five minute tirade praising him for having 'something called self-control', like he was singling out a member of his church for praise, talking to the intelligent humans in chat like this is a foreign concept for their pleb brains. He said that people should have self control and let people that do this for a living buy the game so they can stream it for them, and not be part of this mindless cult who feel the need to buy a game on release day. Like Phil, Phil will do that for you, because he needs those day one views... but that's different...

This all on the heels of talking about how he'll never 'give his followers a name' like 'the hate army' because it fosters a cult like mentality. Phil respects his chat as intelligent individuals, you see. Not like these other streamers.

Talking a lot about cults today. You should unquestioningly listen to Phil's opinions on how everyone but he is in a mindless cult, and the detractors are parroting lies, so you need to not listen to anyone outside the... wait a minute...
 
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AmericFront said:
Kind of surprised phill didn't glitch out the game yet by spamming the ax throwing mechanic
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Quit parroting lies. Phil told me he didn't spam as much as you're implying he spammed. You're in a cult! I'm not in a cult!

He opened with some melee attacks just now and kept spamming a short range swing without moving forward. Missed repeatedly, then dropped some hot commentary: "Oh, not close enough." Riveting.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil complains that people said he spammed ax throw for an hour.
Says, "I played the game for 8 and a half hours, and the ax throw was basically prominent for an hour to an hour and a half..."
He spammed it so much that his only defense to 'you spammed it for an hour' is basically 'yes but not all 8 and you're an idiot'. Then how are they 'parroting stupidity'? You just said it. Actually, scratch that, they are parroting stupidity.
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PHIL YOU ATE MOST OF LITTLE TIMMYS BIRTHDAY CAKE

yeah but i didn't eat all of it *burp* ARF ARF ARF ARF
 
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441 viewer, dat new God of War game is really savin' his ass tho!

My god, what a pathetic joke.

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AckAckNothingICouldDo said:
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That image of Phil in his Mario(?) T-shirt and large headphones makes him look like an orphaned, middle-aged special-needs patient living in some state-run care-center. (No offense to any orphaned, middle-aged special-needs patients living in state-run care-centers)

Also noticed the bottom of the screen: Real-Talk
 
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Sparkletor said:
So every single stream Phil explains how to tip, sub, cheer, Patreon, teespring, support, etc. He explains his schedule for the week every day. He explained his tax situation every day for 4 months. He explained it was his birthday for a week straight. He doesn't want memes in his chat because it will put off new viewers.

Yet when someone asked if he has a nickname for his followers how did he explain it? "You obviously don't watch my streams because I've discussed this before..."
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What does he call his followers? I've never heard him refer to them with a nickname.

Philanthropists? The Serfs of Hate?
 
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MidUSA said:
What does he call his followers? I've never heard him refer to them with a nickname.

Philanthropists? The Serfs of Hate?
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Nothing, other than when he's insulting them. There was briefly a time where he seemed to be flirting with the idea of calling them The Hate Army, even poorly designing alleged 'mockup' t-shrits with it on them.

I've always liked the suggestion of calling them Philistines.
 
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