Jack Z / Jack Jankowski (gave Chris $1,200 for BronyCon, wants to hang out with him there)

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Marvin said:
This. There's classes of people in the US who don't really have lofty goals in life. With the nerdy people in that category, most of their life is online, not IRL, so they don't even spend money on going out to eat or spending time with friends.

They work at walmart or in warehouses lifting boxes and they live in little basement apartments. And once or twice a year, they pool their funds and splurge by going to conventions and blowing every last cent they have. Then they return home with bags full of anime girl figurines and hotel bills, ready to begin the cycle anew.

Heh, at magfest, it's groups like that that rent the retardedly expensive atrium suites in the Gaylord hotel. Like $1k/night or some shit.


The fact that Chris has bronycon on the mind is telling. If Chris is worried he might not be able to go, and then someone just gave him a big chunk of money for it, I think Chris will make the decision on whether or not to go very soon. Like in the next few weeks, I would imagine. (Unless things are really dire at 14BC, which they legit might be.)

So when Chris goes over his finances and does a rough estimate of the mortgage in the months coming up, he'll estimate whether or not he can go. He'll buy a ticket and he'll reserve a room. Once he crosses that threshold, then that's it; he's going, come hell or high water.

It's like when he wrecked his PS3 and moved mountains to get another one in a week. He'll make it happen.

The only thing that might screw things up is if Barb is hiding something from him about the mortgage. Like if they get an extra two (one wouldn't cut it, but two might) mortgage payments right before he's about to leave. I don't think Barb hides those things from Chris, but it's a possibility.

Oh yeah. Chris is pretty gregarious at these things.

This meme is p much on target.

He doesn't stalk kf. He'll go to kf when an Idea Guy or someone similar says "hey chris, look at this". Or if there's some other reason he needs to get some info, like when Jessica Quinn was active.

The reason is because during the more famous sagas, he'd lurk various forums trying to figure out who's fucking with him. However there was contradictory information everywhere, and the trolls did a good enough job at finding fall guys, to the point that Chris concluded that he wasn't going to find anything illuminating by squatting on the troll haunts.

Reason I know this, is because there'd constantly be speculation on sites like /cwc/ that outright spelled out people's plans. Chris was completely ignorant of that info until we linked the specific post to him. Then he'd flip out "omg what is this???"

I have posted on here (and elsewhere) just completely openly, without filter, because I've never been that worried about Chris finding it. Back then we'd have a troll talking to Chris, and I'd more or less just post about what's going on publicly and nothing ever happened. (We left out the most damning details, but a smart person could figure out what was going on. The threads were pretty straightforward.)

Chris has been checking kf more often than he used to, but even then it's not very frequent.

I know this because Chris unblocked me on twitter a few months ago. I was confused because my twitter account has pickles and stuff on it (like, pickled cucumbers, not dongs), so it's pretty clear I'm some kind of troll. Chris said something like "OK you troll, I am giving you another chance, but do not talk to me for a whole month" and then he unbanned me. Anyway, things were cool for a few months, and I said hi to him at magfest.

Heh, well, after magfest, he suddenly blocked me again. It had taken him that long to notice who I was on kf, and that's why he blocked me. His block message was "I'm sorry [Marvin] but you are too much trollble[sic]".

Weird time to block me. I haven't trolled him in years.

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Holy crap, he knows who you are? And hasn't outed you? That's.. mind blowing honestly.
 
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Mason Verger said:
It's weird @Marvin I always get the impression Chris really wants to forgive you. He always does this "sigh, I know you're a troll but I'll hear you out.."
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If you're not actively antagonizing him, the bad things you've done just kinda fade away in his mind. Chris has more important things to worry about, like toys, conventions and scamming / getting scammed by dipshits.

Without the bad things, then all that's left that is a new person Chris could probably solicit donations from, or sperg about ponies with or whatever. It's why he just readily forgave Adam Stackhouse.

I betcha Clyde Cash could make amends with Chris if he said the right things.
Mason Verger said:
That said, I assume he still has no clue that a certain local girl had been like four different people in his life.
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I have no clue what you're talking about. :tomgirl:
 
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Marvin said:
This. There's classes of people in the US who don't really have lofty goals in life. With the nerdy people in that category, most of their life is online, not IRL, so they don't even spend money on going out to eat or spending time with friends.

They work at walmart or in warehouses lifting boxes and they live in little basement apartments. And once or twice a year, they pool their funds and splurge by going to conventions and blowing every last cent they have. Then they return home with bags full of anime girl figurines and hotel bills, ready to begin the cycle anew.

Heh, at magfest, it's groups like that that rent the retardedly expensive atrium suites in the Gaylord hotel. Like $1k/night or some shit.


The fact that Chris has bronycon on the mind is telling. If Chris is worried he might not be able to go, and then someone just gave him a big chunk of money for it, I think Chris will make the decision on whether or not to go very soon. Like in the next few weeks, I would imagine. (Unless things are really dire at 14BC, which they legit might be.)

So when Chris goes over his finances and does a rough estimate of the mortgage in the months coming up, he'll estimate whether or not he can go. He'll buy a ticket and he'll reserve a room. Once he crosses that threshold, then that's it; he's going, come hell or high water.

It's like when he wrecked his PS3 and moved mountains to get another one in a week. He'll make it happen.

The only thing that might screw things up is if Barb is hiding something from him about the mortgage. Like if they get an extra two (one wouldn't cut it, but two might) mortgage payments right before he's about to leave. I don't think Barb hides those things from Chris, but it's a possibility.

Oh yeah. Chris is pretty gregarious at these things.

This meme is p much on target.

He doesn't stalk kf. He'll go to kf when an Idea Guy or someone similar says "hey chris, look at this". Or if there's some other reason he needs to get some info, like when Jessica Quinn was active.

The reason is because during the more famous sagas, he'd lurk various forums trying to figure out who's fucking with him. However there was contradictory information everywhere, and the trolls did a good enough job at finding fall guys, to the point that Chris concluded that he wasn't going to find anything illuminating by squatting on the troll haunts.

Reason I know this, is because there'd constantly be speculation on sites like /cwc/ that outright spelled out people's plans. Chris was completely ignorant of that info until we linked the specific post to him. Then he'd flip out "omg what is this???"

I have posted on here (and elsewhere) just completely openly, without filter, because I've never been that worried about Chris finding it. Back then we'd have a troll talking to Chris, and I'd more or less just post about what's going on publicly and nothing ever happened. (We left out the most damning details, but a smart person could figure out what was going on. The threads were pretty straightforward.)

Chris has been checking kf more often than he used to, but even then it's not very frequent.

I know this because Chris unblocked me on twitter a few months ago. I was confused because my twitter account has pickles and stuff on it (like, pickled cucumbers, not dongs), so it's pretty clear I'm some kind of troll. Chris said something like "OK you troll, I am giving you another chance, but do not talk to me for a whole month" and then he unbanned me. Anyway, things were cool for a few months, and I said hi to him at magfest.

Heh, well, after magfest, he suddenly blocked me again. It had taken him that long to notice who I was on kf, and that's why he blocked me. His block message was "I'm sorry [Marvin] but you are too much trollble[sic]".

Weird time to block me. I haven't trolled him in years.

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Maybe he sees you as the troll leader or something.
 
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Jack Z said:
I mean, not to pull a Christine, but I myself was diagnosed with ASD, as well as one of the other people involved in this. So while I understand it is your prerogative to make a mockery of people on the spectrum, I have no "case" to make. I do, in fact, have autism.

In order to talk to CWC, you must think like CWC. Pure and simple.
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Ohh gee, that's a shock. I would've never guessed you and your dork friends had autism.

You need some tough love. I am not trying to be a dick, but I really can't put this nicely. I know the irony of me, a Kiwi Farms and former PVCC member who has followed Chris for a decade now saying this, but you are seriously pathetic. You and your friends spent $1200, which is a pretty good chunk of money, to (possibly) meet Chris at Bronycon. Do you know what Chris is going to do with the money he doesn't spend directly on Bronycon? He is going to buy toys. You are fueling his manchild addiction to buying toys. He's 36 years old and people like you just enable his lazy, free-loading ass.

Do you know what $1200 can do? It's not a super lot of money for anyone with a full time job, but it can still do a lot of good. You can donate it to a good cause, like Toys for Tots, who will use it to buy toys for actual children, not manchildren. You can give it to the Ronald McDonald House or St. Jude's and help familys with children with cancer focus on their sick kid. You could donate it to Make a Wish and help dying children live like a regular kid for a day.

Or, if you want to invest that money in your future, that's another good cause. Put the money in a savings account to start a degree. You can work a more white collar job instead of at Gamestop. Or start a savings account. Or start an IRA. In 20 years you are going to be wanting to give your current self an ass whipping for blowing that money.

I realize you don't grasp this, but trying to be e-famous in the lolcow community is not a good thing. You don't want to be famous in this community. You know those warnings we give about not getting involved? It's for your own good. Anyone who is stupid enough to get involved in it as reckless as you guys do it is going to be reckless enough to get doxed. I am 100% against doxing and don't ever do it, so I am telling you this for your own good. Do you know what looks pathetic to your friends and family? Giving $1200 to an autistic manchild so you can hang out with him for a weekend.

But, it's your money and your life. If you guys want to literally just flush $1200 down the toilet while you're living paycheck-to-paycheck, it ain't my money. If you guys want to become targets for EPIK WEENs yourself, then go right ahead. I don't care. It ain't my life.
 
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Hope to other autistics, how exactly? Do you see all the attention Chris is getting but fail to realize he's a crossdressing stupid, who will have a very sad end. There are actual, real autistic celebrities who have contributed practical things to the world. Chris does not give autistics a bad name anymore, you do.
 
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Buck Mullet said:
Even though it's wrong on so many levels, Jack Z does deserve a blowjob from Chris. Likely would be a toothy, painful experience, with the chance of a chimp-out cock disfigurement.
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It'd be tough to fight off a latch-on, just pulling out wads of stringy hair, like those lizards that can detach their tails.
 
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Jack Z said:
1. Any suggestions? Perhaps maybe something involving the direction of Sonichu?

2. I'll be wearing a costume, as will my friends. "Jack Z.", however, is an alias, as are DIO and Harold. I'm not sure about Parlette or Shadow Resident's involvement.

3. I have a tripod and some pretty good quality equipment. We're planning on having him sit down in a private area.

4. We'll be as accommodating and be accepting of his needs as much as possible :)


I also do have a collection of props and stuff. My other friend makes puppet videos. He's one of Curt Sibling's followers. Here he is with Tara Strong!
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His dA is Gruntchovski. Please don't troll him, he's a really nice guy.



Not much else, but I think I might've honed in on the whole Chris Parlette/Shadow Resident nonsense.
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