DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KingjadVCMP]

I've said this before but Phil is honestly the best example of how NOT to live your adult life.

It's petty of me to admit but his self-inflicted struggles brings a smile to my face. Life is very good for me right now, compared to the train wreck he's created for himself. Phil never changes, while the world changes around him leaving his stagnant arse behind.

 

[BallBuster]

I’m just going to leave these here. It really is fun to see one grow and the other shrink. Historians will look back on these historical records and wonder “why was autism so rampant back then”.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

I’m just going to leave these here. It really is fun to see one grow and the other shrink. Historians will look back on these historical records and wonder “why was autism so rampant back then”.
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More people would rather support a 36 year old Brony that makes art than a 36 year old man child that entertains and steals from children.

 

[Vladislav]

What job do you guys think Phill will get in the end? Because lets be honest guys, there is no way that he will be able to stay afloat, withough one.

It will happens soner or latter. Maybe he will get some part time one that would leave him a lot time of streaming.Or he will jump directly in a full time one?

Moneys are money and every bitt will count in his situation.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

What job do you guys think Phill will get in the end? Because lets be honest guys, there is no way that he will be able to stay afloat, withough one.

It will happens soner or latter. Maybe he will get some part time one that would leave him a lot time of streaming.Or he will jump directly in a full time one?

Moneys are money and every bitt will count in his situation.

I truly believe that Phil will somehow manage to avoid ever entering the workforce again. Even if it means downsizing to his Connecticut condo or selling both properties & living in a studio apartment in WA, Phil will choose to be a shut-in gamer for the rest of his life.

 

[gh0stzero]

https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4318-dsp-tries-it-ideas/
https://archive.fo/oxAr4

Thread on TKOH about Phil quitting dsp tries it

 

[SleepyNibba]

So i started playing God of War just to see how one can just axe throw spam and just... hes gonna get his ass kicked later on... they start throwing the most absurd enemy groups at you, many of which straight shrug even a fully charged axe throw off. Unless he gets good with the combat we may see a rage quit...

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

"Anything on Kiwifarms is pretty much for those who are of a very low mental capacity"
https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudyResourcefulLyrebirdDxCat

 

[Dead Puppies]

What job do you guys think Phill will get in the end? Because lets be honest guys, there is no way that he will be able to stay afloat, withough one.

It will happens soner or latter. Maybe he will get some part time one that would leave him a lot time of streaming.Or he will jump directly in a full time one?

Moneys are money and every bitt will count in his situation.

My guess is that he will probably decide he is too good to work in fast food and work in some minimum wage retail job. I could see him trying to work at gamestop or some office supply store.

I don't think he would be a good fit at gamestop though. They like to hire younger guys, and they demand a lot of upselling. In person I doubt Phil could sell water to a man in a desert.

 

[gh0stzero]

"Anything on Kiwifarms is pretty much for those who are of a very low mental capacity"
https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudyResourcefulLyrebirdDxCat

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

Right now on the prestream Phil is complaining about Monster Hunter again, attributing its success to "perfect storm" of factors that were completely random and in no way related to it being a good game that he missed out on.

 

[johnny5150]

Best comment I seen today.

 

[Wing Zero]

Right now on the prestream Phil is complaining about Monster Hunter again, attributing its success to "perfect storm" of factors that were completely random and in no way related to it being a good game that he missed out on.

It's gonna be hilarious if my theory is true and that all those gifted subs were given to try and force him to play MHW for Patron's Choice.

...assuming of course he even has the event. How the fuck did he get down to 439 subs again? Did he piss off that many people since April 15th?

 

[Spammeboi]

What job do you guys think Phill will get in the end? Because lets be honest guys, there is no way that he will be able to stay afloat, withough one.

It will happens soner or latter. Maybe he will get some part time one that would leave him a lot time of streaming.Or he will jump directly in a full time one?

Moneys are money and every bitt will count in his situation.

fast food cashier.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

fast food cashier.

beggar

 

[johnny5150]

This is coming from the 36 yr old who still giggles at tits like he's a kid.

 

[Ruthless54]

What job do you guys think Phill will get in the end? Because lets be honest guys, there is no way that he will be able to stay afloat, withough one.

It will happens soner or latter. Maybe he will get some part time one that would leave him a lot time of streaming.Or he will jump directly in a full time one?

Moneys are money and every bitt will count in his situation.

I'm sure he's way ahead and looking to filing for disability on his back. The past 10 years of his life are not only well documented, but uploaded for the whole world to see that the only disability Phil has, is his ego.

 

[der rademacher]

In fairness, compared to usual his GoW vids are doing great. Compared to what a AAA release the scale of GoW should be pulling though, well...I'll let you decide.
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Yes, together with his Nazi-Cult-Simulator-Videos, this seems to be one of his most viewed playthroughs of the last months. I'll give him that much. Still a FarCry (pun intended) from other let's players though.

Kat made some chilli.

Spoiler: Chilli Instagram Post

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I'm surprised there isn't more of a red colour to it. You get the red colour from chopped tomatoes. Probably cans of chopped tomatoes as well. Authentic Italians need street smart ingredients after all.

I've seen dogfood that looked more edible...

beggar

Isn't that his actual profession already?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Yes, together with his Nazi-Cult-Simulator-Videos, this seems to be one of his most viewed playthroughs of the last months. I'll give him that much. Still a FarCry (pun intended) from other let's players though.



I've seen dogfood that looked more edible...



Isn't that his actual profession already?

true, but I was thinking he'd be out on the streets and living in a cardboard box

 

[harbinger]

Its been said multiple times, but at the end of the day, Phil isn't going anywhere. Itll be a slow, long dying out.

Although I agree with you, I do believe there will be a supernova event for Phil. I do believe he is in financial dire straights and I think him not being able to make his tax payment is just the first of many dominos about to drop. Phil is going to wind up in a situation where he’s going to have to leave the Renton townhouse and that place means more to him and his ego than anything. It meant more to him than Leanna and it means more to him than Kat. Phil is going to have a meltdown of epic proportions when that day comes. He will lash out at everything and everyone. Any signs of DSPositivity will be shed and we will be left of just the shell of what was once DarksydePhil. He will become more bitter and salty than he ever has been. But at the end of the day, Phil will be sitting on that goddamned love seat with that power outlet over his shoulder in that CT condo doing what he’s been doing for the last 10 years, everything that requires the least amount of effort, while waiting for entropy to bring him to a cold death.