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Ruthless54 said:
I'm sure he's way ahead and looking to filing for disability on his back. The past 10 years of his life are not only well documented, but uploaded for the whole world to see that the only disability Phil has, is his ego.
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I've expected for a long time that the epilogue to Phil's online career will be him claiming disability money, but you just made me think of something: is it possible that maybe the people in charge of approving disability cases would deny Phil that kind of coverage on the basis that for the last ten years he has done nothing significant to enter the workforce/contribute to society in any way? Maybe his online persona will ultimately be what prevents him from being able to live as a disability parasite.
 
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In the next part of Phil struggling to come to terms with the fact his streams aren't interesting, he's now making shit up out of nowhere.
 
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Tatu Carreta said:
I was watching dsp steet figther videos and I noticed he always said "all rigth" at the begini ng of each video,does this happen because he just finish naming the video he is going to upload later on youtube and he has nothing to say so he just says "alrigth" ? Its very annoying,Phil is a creature of habit.View attachment 432954


Also this.Click the video.6:20
"WHAT! I did not do supa torpedo at all! Oh my gawd, I did not do torpedo,when he did tiger knee I did low medium *shows controller* it gave me a torpedo *looks at the camera and shakes head* HUUU!!! I did not even press punch. This conection dude,this conection is absolutly bad,this sucks,that guy was not good and still got a win on me,lame"

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I play Tekken so forgive my ignorance, but doesn’t that move stuff hits? It’s an EX move, so it should beat his 2mp.
 
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harbinger said:
Although I agree with you, I do believe there will be a supernova event for Phil. I do believe he is in financial dire straights and I think him not being able to make his tax payment is just the first of many dominos about to drop. Phil is going to wind up in a situation where he’s going to have to leave the Renton townhouse and that place means more to him and his ego than anything. It meant more to him than Leanna and it means more to him than Kat. Phil is going to have a meltdown of epic proportions when that day comes. He will lash out at everything and everyone. Any signs of DSPositivity will be shed and we will be left of just the shell of what was once DarksydePhil. He will become more bitter and salty than he ever has been. But at the end of the day, Phil will be sitting on that goddamned love seat with that power outlet over his shoulder in that CT condo doing what he’s been doing for the last 10 years, everything that requires the least amount of effort, while waiting for entropy to bring him to a cold death.
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It's better to burn out then fade away. But I belive phil is managing to do both at the same time
 
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The Stages of Grief with DSP and God of War:
Shock - "Woah, only 400 viewers on stream? I was expecting at least 700 - 1000 for a game like God of War!"
Denial - "Oh people aren't watching because they don't want spoilers. It'll be better tomorrow when they're further than me in the game! They'll just watch it on Youtube when they've finished the game!"
Anger - "STOOPID game developers they don't put enough effort in their games to make it interesting, its not my fault the GAME is boring! Everyones watching other streamers because they like this STOOPID mob mentality and they're ignoring ME! REEEE!" (DSP is currently at this phase)
Next up will be Bargaining. "Come on guys, please... PLEASE turn up tomorrow! I really need it. I could lose my house dood!" Expect this next.

I'll be surprised if he ever gets to acceptance in terms of "My stream isn't entertaining and nobody wants to watch it as I'm boring" his acceptance will be "The game is boring" which is more denial really. If he ever does accept this then it'll be internally and he won't publicly admit his stream is boring.
 
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OneDaySon said:
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In the next part of Phil struggling to come to terms with the fact his streams aren't interesting, he's now making shit up out of nowhere.
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At first I thought Dave will end as a beggar on the streets. But he could have a great future in a circus. The acrobatic moves he performs in his mind are phenomenal.
If he believes what he said, he must think 447 detractors (42% of 1065) voted in this poll, which is an awful lot, and he has just as many fans as detractors. Both possibilities are depressing.
Also a great realistic poll. If you ignore the last point, 100% of his audience will watch God of War.

Kat, if you read that, please do your magic again. Your boyfriend does stupid shit, again.
 
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Not familiar with all the paypigs, but is Yolodopper a regular tipper? Funny he would continue to give money to this guy after he continues to shit on him when he does.
 
Doctor of Twitchanomics said:
Not familiar with all the paypigs, but is Yolodopper a regular tipper? Funny he would continue to give money to this guy after he continues to shit on him when he does.
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Yolodopper is indeed a regular and longtime fan. I believe the only money he gave today was a 25 bit cheer suggesting Phil make more of an effort to be unique if he wants to stand out amongst other streamers(Phil shit on him for this cheer as well).
 
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Wing Zero said:
Yolodopper is indeed a regular and longtime fan. I believe the only money he gave today was a 25 bit cheer suggesting Phil make more of an effort to be unique if he wants to stand out amongst other streamers(Phil shit on him for this cheer as well).
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He's already super unique with his raw, unedited, real style dood! You and yolodopper need to quit being morons and listening to detractors! He has the most unique style ever in spite of being a regular gamer just like you and me!
 
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johnny5150 said:
how is asking someone if they are health conscious a personal question?
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Because a health conscious person would most likely not be eating frozen dinners or going out to eat as much as Phil says is happening. Phil has once again put himself in a position where giving out too much personal information is coming back to bite him on the ass.
 
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Wing Zero said:
He is getting more and more pathetic:

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Now everyone who buys games on day 1 is a cult...except him apparently. We're all supposed to wait for HIS day 1 opinion before we buy anything.

Go fuck yourself Phil.
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Anyone from his dumbass fanbase who even slightly buys into these retarded ramblings deserves to get goyed by him. Preferably till they're out on the streets in a cardboard box.
 
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Are we allowed to type what we have achieved in our lives during the past year.
And compare it to what the pigroach has done?

Or is that powerlevel worthy?
 
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Eh I wouldn't. It's like rule number one up top lol
Besides if you have done anything, ANYTHING AT ALL, you're a step ahead of Phil.
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Ok that reply is more comedic than anything that would result in a new thread.


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DSP is the Guldo of dragonball, that's all.
 
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Are we allowed to type what we have achieved in our lives during the past year.
And compare it to what the pigroach has done?

Or is that powerlevel worthy?
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I'd recommend being very vague if you are tempted to brag about it. Let's be clear though, aside from the income alone, Phil is failing in every single other aspect of life.
 
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