Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[Hexenbiest1995]

I'm surprised this fucker is still alive and still defends his creepy behavior. But alas he's a lolcow so he's gonna do what lolcows do best.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Does Arianna have any online presence where they might have commented about being screwed over by Tommy? I can't recall, but didn' she have to travel quite a bit to get to Tuscon?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

To be fair.... Sarah Kerrigan makes for a better zerg than Tommy does a woman.

 

[BigTodd]

I suspect Ariana will avoid the farms, even if Tommy screwed her over. Seemed to be much smarter than him. Unsure why she'd be dumb enough to let him have access to her money though.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

To all my fellow Kiwis I would li ke to announce a field report. We had Tooter sighting last Tuesday and its lucky I just happened to see him at a local Michaels around 2 pm.

Clad in classic Tooter Tie Dye, army grey cargo shorts, and knit hat, I almost couldnt believe he'd shop on this side of town, given that it was not any where near his usual stomping grounds and he would need a car to get this far. Now first that was off was his hat. It was falling apart, stretched to hell, and ragged. It looked literally fished from the trash, or something that was donated to him. But the hat drew me to something that cracked me up and I had to pull away as to not make a scene. Now I've seen Tommy up close before but this time he was wearing EYELINER. Alot of it. And he was flustered all to hell for some reason, which caused him to sweat. And this sweat combined with the eyeliner caused it to bleed heavily and smudge down his eyelids. He looked pretty bad and was in a rush.

I continued and kept my distance as I observed that he had a 6 pack of paints, some brushes and something else I couldn't make out. Now from where I was I was not in close proximity. As he passed and was passed by other customers at this Michaels, I saw one woman visibly hold her nose and at least 3 people shoot me a look and grimace implying that he smelled awful. It must have been like, shit your pants awful, because whole aisles seemed to empty out and the line was keeping as much distance as they could while we waited to pay. The hurried Tooter continued to be jittery and eventually left the line and placed his stuff he was carrying with the cashier stating he was about to miss a bus and hurried out the door, which was the last I saw of him that day.

It was all a little odd and surreal, and I dont think he stole anything but ill let you all do with this information as you see fit.

you're either a nasty fucking liar or you mistook somebody else for me. my hat is nearly new, fuckstain, and i paid cash dollars for it at the gem show. when i do wear makeup, which is rarely, i don't wear much and i usually forego the eyeliner because i always mess it up. last but not least, i have never even been in a michaels and i don't run around with paints and brushes. i'm a musician and stone cutter, not a painter. you're an asshole. go chug some bleach, you chickenshit anonymous lying sack of shit.

This guy(?) lacks some serious self awareness. Also isn't he a RSO?

um, no. i have never been indicted for any sort of sexual offense, much less convicted. this myth of my being a sexual predator is based on a single encounter over 35 years ago which harmed nobody and a lie told by the now deceased martin paul cheney in retaliation for outing him for spousal abuse and child abandonment . in reality, to hang that jacket on me today is preposterous and grounds for a libel suit. who has the stones to dox themselves to me so i can file it?

@Thomas Jay Wasserberg So, I'm awfully curious, how do you plan on paying Arianna back? Remember, you still owe them $600.

no i don't. i owe her less than $100 and pop her a twenty or two when i have it.

This thread right now Tom has no idea what we're talking about, and I bet he's angry as shit because of it.

projecting again, fuckstain? i skim this shit as it is and when you vidiots go off on a tangent like this, i just skim past it.

Does Arianna have any online presence where they might have commented about being screwed over by Tommy? I can't recall, but didn' she have to travel quite a bit to get to Tuscon?

arianna wasn't screwed, fool. get a real life, moron. projecting your degeneracy at your intellectual and moral superiors is a really shitty career choice.

Well, funny you would bring up the show, because that is the precise accusation you find yourself being hit with now.
Let me rephrase:
Of the large amount of money Arianna fronted you for the gem show, what dollar amount has been returned to her? Not the joint account, mind, how much money has she personally received of what she lent you? You assured her she would be made whole. It has been quite a while. How much has she received in dollars and cents?

none of your motherfucking business, you delusional dolt. she did not front a large amount of money and most of it came back before the show ended. you're an asshole projecting you own propensity for dishonest douchebaggery and fucking people over . go kill yourself. the world will be a better place without you.

It's "coprophilia." Also...

I don't think we'll ever get tired of pointing out it can't be consensual if it's under the age of consent.

Please answer this in legal terms, gramps.

i'm not a lawyer, but your interpretation of the event is straight up libel, son. give me a name and address to sue and i'll be glad to demonstrate why.

Somebody should contact that Marilyn Manson looking tranny to get it to weigh in on the status of the joint account. I'm willing to bet that Tommy has burned that bridge, stolen the money, and probably stolen its merchandise that he was trying to hock at the show.

somebody should put an ice pick through your eye, scumstain. you are one sick motherfucker projecting some real sick behavioral traits at me. give me a name and address to sue, stalker and let's get it on in real time , okay, vidiot?

If it's the hippie tam he's wearing in the video Gook Choy linked above, laughable qualities include "stretched all to hell" and could include any combination of the following:

• Those hats are very loosely knit and won't keep off rain, insects, dust, or basically anything. They are copied from the tricolor ones actual Rastas (pro tip: one has to do more than smoke pot to qualify; belief in the divinity of Haile Selassie I is a requirement) use to keep their dreads more or less neat. Not only does Tommy not have the hair type that actually locs rather than just mats, but we've seen he doesn't have enough hair left to smash together into even one pseudo-dread.
• The aforementioned dirtiness and raggedness, which I guess just makes it match every other item of clothing Tommy owns. Like, save up about 20 of the dollars (max - this allows for stupid markups) you filched from Arianna, walk into a head shop, and buy a new one! Sometimes you can regift an item like a sweater to knitters to unravel and reknit into something else, but I think even the gentlest of hippies would find a nice way to reject what's left of that hat. It's like the dead horse Tommy inexplicably linked in his post, I guess implying we're beating one: cremation or burial, dude. Don't leave the carcass of the thing on shameful display.
• Don't forget the lamentable hippie fashion, seen in the video and described by TheJabroni, of wearing a rainbow or Rasta-tricolor hat of that style with a tie-dyed shirt. This has nil to do with "western clothing standards REEEE" and is just painful to the eyeballs. This could maaaaybe work if the shirt were dyed with one very pastel color that was actually a less saturated version of one of the colors used in the hat, but nope: 99% of people I have seen do this, from Grateful Dead parking lots to vegetarian potlucks in someone's house, do exactly what Tommy does in the video and pair the difficult hat with an equally eye-searing bright. The only other times I've seen this look sort of work is when the tie-dyed article of clothing was a pair of socks, and the person wore a plain shirt and jeans in between.

Those are just my guesses about what TheJabroni found off, but what he actually said was cracking him up was the guyliner, which seems to have been applied with Chris-Chan levels of skill from the description. (Other pro tip: There are ways you can set eyeliner so it doesn't run off to another state when you sweat, but why encourage him? Johnny Depp he ain't.)

jabroni is a liar. i was not the person he saw. i also filched nothing from arianna. have you considered seppuku? it would be the most honorable thing you've ever done and a great benefit to humanity.

I'm surprised this fucker is still alive and still defends his creepy behavior. But alas he's a lolcow so he's gonna do what lolcows do best.

tell me what creepy behavior that is current that i defend? you know cutting and pasting a single contact with a minor in which nobody was harmed over 35 years is ago is totally irrelevant and quite libelous?

 

[GS 281]

@Thomas Jay Wasserberg i am giving you back the ability to change your profile pic. no real reason but cheers dude.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

give me a name and address and let's meet in court, coward.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

you're either a nasty fucking liar or you mistook somebody else for me. my hat is nearly new, fuckstain, and i paid cash dollars for it at the gem show. when i do wear makeup, which is rarely, i don't wear much and i usually forego the eyeliner because i always mess it up. last but not least, i have never even been in a michaels and i don't run around with paints and brushes. i'm a musician and stone cutter, not a painter. you're an asshole. go chug some bleach, you chickenshit anonymous lying sack of shit.



um, no. i have never been indicted for any sort of sexual offense, much less convicted. this myth of my being a sexual predator is based on a single encounter over 35 years ago which harmed nobody and a lie told by the now deceased martin paul cheney in retaliation for outing him for spousal abuse and child abandonment . in reality, to hang that jacket on me today is preposterous and grounds for a libel suit. who has the stones to dox themselves to me so i can file it?

no i don't. i owe her less than $100 and pop her a twenty or two when i have it.

projecting again, fuckstain? i skim this shit as it is and when you vidiots go off on a tangent like this, i just skim past it.

arianna wasn't screwed, fool. get a real life, moron. projecting your degeneracy at your intellectual and moral superiors is a really shitty career choice.

none of your motherfucking business, you delusional dolt. she did not front a large amount of money and most of it came back before the show ended. you're an asshole projecting you own propensity for dishonest douchebaggery and fucking people over . go kill yourself. the world will be a better place without you.

i'm not a lawyer, but your interpretation of the event is straight up libel, son. give me a name and address to sue and i'll be glad to demonstrate why.

somebody should put an ice pick through your eye, scumstain. you are one sick motherfucker projecting some real sick behavioral traits at me. give me a name and address to sue, stalker and let's get it on in real time , okay, vidiot?

jabroni is a liar. i was not the person he saw. i also filched nothing from arianna. have you considered seppuku? it would be the most honorable thing you've ever done and a great benefit to humanity.

tell me what creepy behavior that is current that i defend? you know cutting and pasting a single contact with a minor in which nobody was harmed over 35 years is ago is totally irrelevant and quite libelous?

Single you say? I'm pretty sure you yourself have stated it' happened multiple times.

Also why lie about people seeing you when they have evidence and lie about how much you made at the show? You make a lot of excuses for a man who's almost 70. Grow up already.

give me a name and address and let's meet in court, coward.

Police don't even bother with you, what makes you think a Judge will unless it's another possession charge?

 

[BigTodd]

Tommy, you've had dox on me and several others that share my sentiments and have never gotten close to filing. You should really retire that bullshit threat on the farms and AMB. Bleating about your LOLsuit only serves to display your atrocious impotence.

 

[GS 281]

give me a name and address and let's meet in court, coward.

Nice image choice.

 

[AJ 447]

tell me what creepy behavior that is current that i defend? you know cutting and pasting a single contact with a minor in which nobody was harmed over 35 years is ago is totally irrelevant and quite libelous?

>"tell me what creepy behavior that is current i defend"
>defends creepy behavior in the next sentence, thus being creepy

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Tom is one of the rare cases of Hanlon's uncertainty principle, where you can't precisely how much of his action is caused by malice, and how much is caused by his stupidity.

you're either a nasty fucking liar or you mistook somebody else for me. my hat is nearly new, fuckstain, and i paid cash dollars for it at the gem show. when i do wear makeup, which is rarely, i don't wear much and i usually forego the eyeliner because i always mess it up. last but not least, i have never even been in a michaels and i don't run around with paints and brushes. i'm a musician and stone cutter, not a painter. you're an asshole. go chug some bleach, you chickenshit anonymous lying sack of shit.

i liked how you never denied you smell like sharted pants

 

[BigTodd]

Tellingly, Tommy said exactly 90 days ago that within 90 days Max's world would unravel. Talk about impotent.

 

[TheJabroni]

i'm a musician and stone cutter, not a painter.

That's what I thought. But I am telling you I saw you there because you are very distinct. Dreads and all.


@Thomas Jay Wasserberg also chill dude I was merely keeping up woth the kardashians

 

[Chan the Wizard]

you're either a nasty fucking liar or you mistook somebody else for me. my hat is nearly new, fuckstain, and i paid cash dollars for it at the gem show. when i do wear makeup, which is rarely, i don't wear much and i usually forego the eyeliner because i always mess it up. last but not least, i have never even been in a michaels and i don't run around with paints and brushes. i'm a musician and stone cutter, not a painter. you're an asshole. go chug some bleach, you chickenshit anonymous lying sack of shit.



um, no. i have never been indicted for any sort of sexual offense, much less convicted. this myth of my being a sexual predator is based on a single encounter over 35 years ago which harmed nobody and a lie told by the now deceased martin paul cheney in retaliation for outing him for spousal abuse and child abandonment . in reality, to hang that jacket on me today is preposterous and grounds for a libel suit. who has the stones to dox themselves to me so i can file it?

no i don't. i owe her less than $100 and pop her a twenty or two when i have it.

projecting again, fuckstain? i skim this shit as it is and when you vidiots go off on a tangent like this, i just skim past it.

arianna wasn't screwed, fool. get a real life, moron. projecting your degeneracy at your intellectual and moral superiors is a really shitty career choice.

none of your motherfucking business, you delusional dolt. she did not front a large amount of money and most of it came back before the show ended. you're an asshole projecting you own propensity for dishonest douchebaggery and fucking people over . go kill yourself. the world will be a better place without you.

i'm not a lawyer, but your interpretation of the event is straight up libel, son. give me a name and address to sue and i'll be glad to demonstrate why.

somebody should put an ice pick through your eye, scumstain. you are one sick motherfucker projecting some real sick behavioral traits at me. give me a name and address to sue, stalker and let's get it on in real time , okay, vidiot?

jabroni is a liar. i was not the person he saw. i also filched nothing from arianna. have you considered seppuku? it would be the most honorable thing you've ever done and a great benefit to humanity.

tell me what creepy behavior that is current that i defend? you know cutting and pasting a single contact with a minor in which nobody was harmed over 35 years is ago is totally irrelevant and quite libelous?

You still defend raping a minor and a dog. I don’t know if you still rape children and dogs but it is certainly creepy behavior you continue to defend.

 

[Hexenbiest1995]

He claims it wasn't rape since other disgusting people were passing around that child like some party favor and claims that finger raping dogs is a legitimate training method(which is some Aluzky level dumbfuckery btw).


"um, no. i have never been indicted for any sort of sexual offense, much less convicted. this myth of my being a sexual predator is based on a single encounter over 35 years ago which harmed nobody and a lie told by the now deceased martin paul cheney in retaliation for outing him forspousal abuse and child abandonment . in reality,to hang that jacket on me today is preposterousand grounds for a libel suit. who has the stones todox themselves to me so i can file it?"

So you're a predator that wasn't officially charged then. Also how is it libel if it's true then hmmm?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

so clearly all of you have nothing to go on but your own demented extrapolation of events long in the past. carry on, you sick fucks. NO1CURR besides you voyeuristic, self consumed, pimply faced vidiot gamers in mommy's basement and professional dorks trolling from the cubicle at their ridiculous job working for a useless corporation that most likely is destroying the planet in some way. real people don't see these the things quite the way you deviant reprobates do and see you as a blight on the web.

like how in the fuck does that trailer link to your delusional perception of me as a pedophile, you chickenshit anonymous pile of lying pond scum? perhaps it is you who has the "primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children", because i certainly don't. i'm pretty asexual actually and haven't been attracted to anybody in a very long time. i'm also legitimately intersexed with full blown GD that i have suffered my entire life for all of you pseudo-science experts to pitch your bullshit nonsense back at me.

// He claims it wasn't rape since other disgusting people were passing around that child like some party favor and claims that finger raping dogs is a legitimate training method(which is some Aluzky level dumbfuckery btw). //

this is not true in the least. the young woman ran away from abusive college professor parents when she was nine. she had been living with a punk rocker for two years before breaking up him, was staying with me and the woman i was living with. i walked in to the two of them in the bed. they invited me in. older woman broke it up very quickly. end of story. call it whatever you want to . the worse you paint it, the worse you look to thoughtful people.

same with the dog. it's not an unusual thing among more feral people and it was at the dog's insistence, not at all for my pleasure. again, the more you make of it, the worse you look to thoughtful people with real lives. neither of these "creepy behaviors" are relevant to anything in my life today and most nice people take a real dim view of character assassins.


BTW, i don't have dreads. you either made the story up or saw somebody else. whoever it was smelling bad wasn't me.

i don't use caps on these fucktard forum boards because the shit uploads on some boards, like facefuck, if i fat finger the enter key reaching for the shift key. when i do a presentation, that's a different story. quora was demanding it. assholes like you and the AMB idiots aren't worth the effort.

for the record: the only reason i persisted at AMB was because i was trying to get law enforcement to move on a number of troll bases hosting not only cyberbullying, but the organization of all sorts of e-crimes, like mass mailings of 419 letters and fake advertising linking to phishing sites. the bottom line is that the locals don't have enough jurisdiction and the feds don't have the manpower to deal with bottom feeding scammers and bully gangs. they have made it very clear that they will not move without court orders, so there's really no reason for me to spend any time on either of these sites. i have more than enough evidence to present to the court. the only reason i' m here now is i was bored and have some people wanting to feed me information, so i thought i'd come rattle some cages a little.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

none of your motherfucking business, you delusional dolt. she did not front a large amount of money and most of it came back before the show ended. you're an asshole projecting you own propensity for dishonest douchebaggery and fucking people over . go kill yourself. the world will be a better place without you.

You're being very hostile, Tommy. I did not insult or attack you at any point during my question; this response is unwarranted.
You are not being transparent in your answers. I did not ask whether or not you considered the amount fronted to be a large or small sum. I asked what amount she fronted you, and how much of that she has been paid in recompense following the gem show.
I ask again:
How much money did she front you? How much is left in the joint account? How much has she personally withdrawn and received following the gemshow?
If you are acting above board, there is no cause for hostility in answering these questions.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

NO1CURR besides you voyeuristic, self consumed, pimply faced vidiot gamers in mommy's basement and professional dorks trolling from the cubicle at their ridiculous job working for a useless corporation that most likely is destroying the planet in some way.

Judging by how you care about what was said here, you seem to care.

'm pretty asexual actually and haven't been attracted to anybody in a very long time.

I wouldn't say trying to invite a tumblr trans (i think it was slutastictransgirl or something?) for sex back in 2016 is a very long time, but you do you, i guess.

for the record: the only reason i persisted at AMB was because i was trying to get law enforcement to move on a number of troll bases hosting not only cyberbullying, but the organization of all sorts of e-crimes, like mass mailings of 419 letters and fake advertising linking to phishing sites. the bottom line is that the locals don't have enough jurisdiction and the feds don't have the manpower to deal with bottom feeding scammers and bully gangs. they have made it very clear that they will not move without court orders, so there's really no reason for me to spend any time on either of these sites. i have more than enough evidence to present to the court. the only reason i' m here now is i was bored and have some people wanting to feed me information, so i thought i'd come rattle some cages a little.

no it's not, you're just too poor and/or too dumb to actually file and your life is just so devoid of interaction that you got bored and posted here.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

who has the stones to dox themselves to me so i can file it?

Felicia Hardy in New York City.
fite me irl

arianna wasn't screwed, fool. get a real life, moron. projecting your degeneracy at your intellectual and moral superiors is a really shitty career choice.

How is that in any way degener- oh wait. Hehehe, you thought it was "screwed" as in sex, as in "Tom really likes to screw the pooch".