Jack Z / Jack Jankowski (gave Chris $1,200 for BronyCon, wants to hang out with him there)

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I get the feeling it a little group of weens that want to relive the "glory days" of Chris trolling. Why now I don't know. Maybe they have something planned for bronycon.

Don't forget the new meta of "really trolling the farms" as part of the ruse cruise. That seems to be such a massive trend, like Idea Guy, that I'm surprised people still even try anymore. It reminds me of people saying they were born in the wrong generation, except they wish they were fourteen year olds tricking tards into having phone sex with them.
 
So will something be done to intercept Jack and prevent his weenery to Chris at Bronycon?

Because so far, just revealing his dox isn't enough. He may be silent now, but in 4 or whatever months, that slip for a $1200 withdrawal will ring back into his head, and he will do anything to get back on his investmant.

Even might take up Chris on those blowjob offers.
 
That's been the meta more often than not. It's a credit to the community that has sprung up here that we ever had a break from "trollin da spergs" at all.
Hey if obsessively observing the day to day life of a reTarded tranny makes us the autistic ones, then....





...oh I'm sorry, I got distracted by a shiny, spinning object.
 
What a long, strange, autistic ride this has been. There so much socking and new folk, I can't tell how many people are in this thread.

Think Chris has been the only winner out of this, and I hope he blanks Jack at Bronycon for being a slow in da mind. I'm sure Jack will be back in some form or another after Bronycon. For someone who has been following Chris for as long as he has, I'm really surprised how he acted and how shocked at the outcome. :autism: I know but jfc
 
Maybe the whole forum is just one person and it's you. You're also Chris.

Reminds me of I think Shaner, who at some point seemed to legitimately believe that Kiwi Farms was at one point a single, sophisticated AI that was running hundreds of alternate personalities behind user accounts, all designed to make his life hell by mocking him online.

I get the feeling it a little group of weens that want to relive the "glory days" of Chris trolling. Why now I don't know. Maybe they have something planned for bronycon.

Weens are always trying to play puppetmaster over Chris like the old days when the Private Villa was a thing. Despite Chris being exposed to this kind of shit for years and especially after the Simonla fallout, he is still way too easily taken advantage of if he is desperate enough for one thing and is willing to do essentially anything to get it. In this case, it was Bronycon money.

Don't forget the new meta of "really trolling the farms" as part of the ruse cruise. That seems to be such a massive trend, like Idea Guy, that I'm surprised people still even try anymore. It reminds me of people saying they were born in the wrong generation, except they wish they were fourteen year olds tricking tards into having phone sex with them.

These people read the wiki and see the legendary names of those who made Chris do some absolutely sensational things - Clyde Cash, Tito, Bluespike, Alec B. Leary, etc. - and they want to have that kind of e-fame even in passing, purely on 'monkey see, monkey do' type desires.

What these idiots never seem to understand is that it only worked back in the day because A) those old trolls were generally far more clever than the weens are or otherwise weren't even intentionally trying to directly antagonize Chris (I.E. Asperchu and Liquid Chris were originally parodies that Chris discovered and got pissy about, which was what led to their involvement in Christory directly), and B) Chris had an ego the size of a goddamn space station because he'd been coddled since birth and between that and his raging autism he was (and to a degree to this day still is) really fucking dim when it comes to reading the actions of other people.

It's like those assholes back when the Ice Bucket challenge thing was popular, who tricked an autistic kid into doing it...except they dumped a bucket of raw sewage on his head instead. It wasn't funny to make the autistic kid suffer, and the same really applies here with Chris. Trying to force Chris into a situation isn't funny, it's introducing a situation to Chris and him getting into a situation purely by his own design that is why we bother even paying attention to him anymore.
 
So will something be done to intercept Jack and prevent his weenery to Chris at Bronycon?

Because so far, just revealing his dox isn't enough. He may be silent now, but in 4 or whatever months, that slip for a $1200 withdrawal will ring back into his head, and he will do anything to get back on his investmant.

Even might take up Chris on those blowjob offers.

I dunno, that seems dangerously close to pozloading my negholep. Other than enjoying the Jack Z. doxx, I'm just gonna sit back and watch the show. Whether Jack follows through or not, everything involving Chris turns out funny/sad, like always, but that's what we've signed up for.
 
So will something be done to intercept Jack and prevent his weenery to Chris at Bronycon?
That would be an even bigger act of weenery. Just let them be and if they end up fucking (Jesus almighty) just... let them :c

The damage is already done, Chris is a lost cow and in desperate need of money. If he thinks blowing a few dudes is a better option than getting an honest job, he deserves everything that's cuming to him.
 
That would be an even bigger act of weenery. Just let them be and if they end up fucking (Jesus almighty) just... let them :c

The damage is already done, Chris is a lost cow and in desperate need of money. If he thinks blowing a few dudes is a better option than getting an honest job, he deserves everything that's cuming to him.
Haha yeah, not to mention trying to find one doughy unfuckable ogre at bronycon would be like trying to find one specific Asian at a tech college.
 
It's like those assholes back when the Ice Bucket challenge thing was popular, who tricked an autistic kid into doing it...except they dumped a bucket of raw sewage on his head instead. It wasn't funny to make the autistic kid suffer, and the same really applies here with Chris. Trying to force Chris into a situation isn't funny, it's introducing a situation to Chris and him getting into a situation purely by his own design that is why we bother even paying attention to him anymore.

I guess they never saw the movie and/or read the book Carrie. Chris my have some gnarly autistic powers and blow up the whole world.
 
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I guess they never saw the movie and/or read the book Carrie. Chris my have some gnarly autistic powers and blow up the whole world.
Oh Jesus it's them! It's Carrie! Haha
"Your not going to that sinful pony show with those DIRTY PILLOWS hanging out!"

"They're called breasts, momma, and every girl has them!"
 
Rate me a-log, but i think jack was banned for his own good, and i want him unbanned NOW.

Srsly, his posts are funny, but not for the usual reasons.
There's no point, after Chris's tweet today he'll be down for few days on a southbound bus to Ruckersville with the rest of his cash and a case of orange fanta.
 
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