Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

But even remote works eventually requires Skype video conferencing and eventually traveling to meet IRL eventually.
Jake under his Googleshng persona was very careful about being sexually ambiguous and hiding his identity. Since that was his only experience of what being “successful in the games industry” was like, he thinks it is a viable option in life.
 
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Jake under his Googleshng persona was very carefully about being sexually ambiguous and hiding his identity. Since that was his only experience of what being “successful in the games industry” was like, he thinks it is a viable option in life.

He didn't hide his identity. The Googleshng identity was connected with Jake Alley on his own website and he was still tying the two identities together online as late as 2015.

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http://narbonic.com/comic/january-27-february-1-2003/

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https://archive.li/DwUw6

He did try to create an air of mystery around the gender and sexual orientation of Googleshng, but he never kept the identity separate from Jake Alley to any great extent.
 
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Jake under his Googleshng persona was very carefully about being sexually ambiguous and hiding his identity. Since that was his only experience of what being “successful in the games industry” was like, he thinks it is a viable option in life.

Yeah but if he believes Googleshng was read by anyone as anything other than typical RPG neckbeard male he’s insane.

Everything he wrote is unambiguously from the perspective of a beta male gamer nerd. Then again everything he writes as SGG has the same neckbeard stink, only differences is him Reeeeing about being trans all the time.

There is nothing even remotely female about Jake and it comes across in his “expert in everything,” mansplaining, angry, entitled SGG whining too.
 
Jake tries to invite himself and slide into women's Overwatch teams.
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He doesn't even realize that his passive aggressive "invite me!!!!" tweets are way way creepier than just outright asking/begging to be invited to play with them. It would also never occur to him to actually try to excel at a game so people might actually invite him because he would be an asset. Nope, he just wants people to invite him out of pity for the fat bearded, friendless, faux-tranny.
 
Jake tries to invite himself and slide into women's Overwatch teams.
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Still. Still posting about Overwatch and not getting to play with women who play Overwatch. God damn is this a salty point for him. Same woman. Same games. So much cringe.

Does he hate the game's portrayal of women, even though its the most heart-wrenchingly progressive thing on the fucking market? Can he not afford it, or run it on his ancient computer? Is he afraid of the built-in voice chat and being unable to fake a female voice?
 
Let's say that his fatness has him only awake for 12 hours a day
Jake has a consistent “go to bed when the sun rises and wake up in the afternoon” sleep schedule but he is awake 16 hours a day. Out of all the twitter troons I’ve gotten charts for he has the most normal and doesn’t wake up every 2 hours to tweet.
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I have actually published games that I had playtested 0 times"
The Wu standard of game development.
 
Something has happened that has resulted in Jake really ramping up his lies that he is actually transgender and not a fat, neckbearded man. Anyone offering Jake a place to stay either knows what he looks like and knows he isn't trans, or is a complete moron inviting total strangers into their home (and would kick him out as soon as they saw him waddling towards them.) http://archive.li/19k4R

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For a split second, I thought Jake actually was recommending people stop sperging over Twitter bullshit in his "E," then I saw the rest of it. Looks like hints of RANDI! CHELSAY! in "B" as well. http://archive.li/ujcnA
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Something has happened that has resulted in Jake really ramping up his lies that he is actually transgender and not a fat, neckbearded man. Anyone offering Jake a place to stay either knows what he looks like and knows he isn't trans, or is a complete moron inviting total strangers into their home (and would kick him out as soon as they saw him waddling towards them.) http://archive.li/19k4R
The idea that Jake gets tranny chasers after him may be the funniest thing I will read all day. How long until he claims to have been the victim of trans panic?
 
Something has happened that has resulted in Jake really ramping up his lies that he is actually transgender and not a fat, neckbearded man. Anyone offering Jake a place to stay either knows what he looks like and knows he isn't trans, or is a complete moron inviting total strangers into their home (and would kick him out as soon as they saw him waddling towards them.) http://archive.li/19k4R

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For a split second, I thought Jake actually was recommending people stop sperging over Twitter bullshit in his "E," then I saw the rest of it. Looks like hints of RANDI! CHELSAY! in "B" as well. http://archive.li/ujcnA
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Lol at the idea Jake is just knocking back all kinds of offers for him to move into the homes of the SJW twitterati when he can’t even beg them to let him “slide into their DMs” or play Overwatch with them.
 
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The idea that Jake gets tranny chasers after him may be the funniest thing I will read all day. How long until he claims to have been the victim of trans panic?

The way he lumps them together in that tweet makes it sound like the haters and chasers, coming at both ends, will spit roast him if they get the chance.
 
I think Jake misunderstands the situation. It sounds like there are two separate lists
1 group says I’m ok hosting trans individuals for the con
1 group says I’m trans and need housing for this con
They then match people from the list together.
It’s not “I’m Chan the Wizard and I specifically want to host Violet Hargrave in my tranny dungeon.”
 
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I think Jake misunderstands the situation. It sounds like there are two separate lists
1 group says I’m ok hosting trans individuals for the cob
1 group says I’m trans and need housing for this con
They then match people from the list together.
It’s not “I’m Chan the Wizard and I specifically want to host Violet Hargrave in my tranny dungeon.”

Jake understands it perfectly. He's just paranoid as fuck. There are plenty of queer housing groups online already and nobody is vetting either the people offering accommodation or the ones seeking it. Jake's never adulted so he has no idea how common it is for people to find accommodation with total strangers through brief ads and thinks that without deep background checks any such arrangement is going to put him in jeopardy.

Jake also has to create obstacles. He's whined about his "abusive" living situation enough that other people are actively trying to find alternative accommodation for him. He has to come up with reasons why none of it is suitable.
 
I think Jake misunderstands the situation. It sounds like there are two separate lists
1 group says I’m ok hosting trans individuals for the con
1 group says I’m trans and need housing for this con
They then match people from the list together.
It’s not “I’m Chan the Wizard and I specifically want to host Violet Hargrave in my tranny dungeon.”

Oh it’s better than that, it’s not just a place to stay traveling for a con it’s a post to let a strange tranny off of twitter just move in with you for awhile. Brilliant idea!

I can’t believe what empty and stupid virtue signaling attempt to get more troon attention that post is along with an being an epically bad idea. Ofc only totally insane people would offer up use of their home to a random tranny on twitter and only a crazy rat king parasite would take them up on it.

The twitter account that posted that is just another unemployed, faux-tranny. Maybe his dad told him to stop wearing make-up so he had to take up a twitter torch to help others who’s parents don’t want their sons putting on a dress to jerk off in front of a mirror all day.
 
Hahahahahaha
Remember when that one woman let Phil crash at her place?

One of the first things I thought of was Phil and that horror story. Seriously imagine Terra, Eden, Phil, the fat furry diabetic scar fetishist troon, Torren, Timmy, Wesley, convicted sex offender FalconGoddess Tim, Greta, etc.... showing up at your door to stay for a spell. These are the troons of twitter that are looking for such opportunities.

Got me thinking KF should sponsor a rat king convention. Sponsor RK troons to all congregate in one place for a weekend with live webcam. Then carpet bomb the place during the final group orgy.
 
Jake has a consistent “go to bed when the sun rises and wake up in the afternoon” sleep schedule but he is awake 16 hours a day. Out of all the twitter troons I’ve gotten charts for he has the most normal and doesn’t wake up every 2 hours to tweet.

That's a cool tool. I already knew each tweet was timestamped and i flirted with checking the 24th for time averages but this chart spells it out nicely. What a sleep schedule. :story:
 
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That's a cool tool. I already knew each tweet was timestamped and i flirted with checking the 24th for time averages but this chart spells it out nicely. What a sleep schedule. :story:
one of his daily #aprilttrpg posts confirmed this as well. He described his day as reading, retweeting, posting, blocking people, and then if it wasn't 6 am he actually played some video games or did freelance work. being unemployed and not having a schedule really fucks with a person.
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