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Wow. That schedule switch-up really doing wonders for "interaction".....

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DSP once again changed the narrative, this time about his back pain

And surprise surprise, i bet he truthfully nonchalantly admitted the fault of his why he has back pain

https://youtu.be/v9iT-9G_tno?t=142


Here's my old post about his back pain, it actually correlates to a T to his back pain and what he said in that video

DSP doesn't have back pain at all, what he probably has is, he never walks more than 20mins regularly, and that will mess with your back if you're not moving for a bit everyday, at some point your back will start hurting because you're trying to stand straight and you're used to sitting all day, it can easily be fixed by walking around his gated community or even....spend time with gf outside of the gout castle
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Sure the car "accident" first started it, but it was his fault that he didn't fixed it
 
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HighTierGout said:
Here's my old post about his back pain, it actually correlates to a T to his back pain and what he said in that video



Sure the car "accident" first started it, but it was his fault that he didn't fixed it
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phil is like the henry VIII of streamers
had an accident, is fat, got gout, and going through girlfriends
 
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Phalanx said:
So on PewdiePie's recent video the Soy Boy problem at 9:45 Felix makes a pop at Phil calling him the peak of male performance with a still of him. Total out of left field but its memeing already under #allhailonionman

Phil is about to get triggered AF.
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I bet DSP will totally forget all the times he has shit on PewDiePie in the past and make out like he has never said anything bad about him before and he's just doing it for the attention. Not that he needs it but DSP will claim this anyway.
 
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Phalanx said:
The vault boy thing I have not looked at but only know through second hand knowledge is annoying because it makes other people look bad, it also gives Phil a nanometre of credence. The issue Phil has had for two years now is the fact detractors operate individually and not cohesively as a unit. It also makes them look a lot more credible compared to the SOK who were just A lot spergs, ran by a shit tier lolcow. I assume vault boy should just redact the video and then we can get along with business.

To @actually or @EddyB43 how have Phil's numbers been have they been that bad?
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Today's stream (to now):

Unique cheerers: 19
Total cheers: 36
Final bit total is: $48.05
Average cheer: $1.33

Subs: 2 (2@$4.99, 0@$9.99, 0@$24.99, 0 gifted, 0 Twitch subs (0.00%), 50.00% resubs)
Known sub money is: $5.00
Total Subs (via decapi): 440

Twitch range is: $53.05

snappedspines cheered [3] times: $20.00 (avg. cheer of $6.67; 41.62% of total)
kingswagginz cheered [5] times: $11.75 (avg. cheer of $2.35; 24.45% of total)
noesnobody cheered [1] times: $5.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 10.41% of total)
goldencolts cheered [3] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $0.67; 4.16% of total)
owleyeguy cheered [6] times: $1.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 3.12% of total)
infinite_55 cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 2.08% of total)
yaboybob cheered [1] times: $1.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 2.08% of total)
ravecomic cheered [3] times: $0.90 (avg. cheer of $0.30; 1.87% of total)
yusuke14k cheered [2] times: $0.75 (avg. cheer of $0.38; 1.56% of total)
misfit_knight cheered [1] times: $0.60 (avg. cheer of $0.60; 1.25% of total)
yaboythump cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 1.04% of total)
tantamounter cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 1.04% of total)
bootycallme cheered [2] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 1.04% of total)
thebigtj1337 cheered [1] times: $0.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 1.04% of total)
britishgamingblack cheered [1] times: $0.40 (avg. cheer of $0.40; 0.83% of total)
borisstingy cheered [1] times: $0.35 (avg. cheer of $0.35; 0.73% of total)
polygonkiller cheered [1] times: $0.30 (avg. cheer of $0.30; 0.62% of total)
jewbacca2o3 cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.52% of total)
theasianentrepreneur cheered [1] times: $0.25 (avg. cheer of $0.25; 0.52% of total)

For April (to date):

Unique cheerers: 350
Total cheers: 2543
Final bit total is: $1773.17
Average cheer: $0.70

Subs: 298 (291@$4.99, 4@$9.99, 3@$24.99, 57 gifted, 123 Twitch subs (41.28%), 52.68% resubs)
Known sub money is: $780.00
Total Subs (via decapi): 440
Estimated sub money is: $355.00

Twitch range is: $2553.17-2908.17

# of Patrons: 150
Patreon total: $736.03

Total money range is: $3289.20-3644.20

Usual caveats that while these are mostly accurate, they should be taken as estimates, and @EddyB43 will have to provide info on the tipping. Also note that the Patreon is only the current number, so the actual amount could be higher.
 
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slacktauren said:
Agreed, I used to like the edit style of both Vault Boy and David Davidson a while back. David Davidson did the very funny incorporation of youtube comments from the DSP video itself which was hilariously accurate. And Vault Boy's memes used to be golden a year or so back. But ever since this "Extreme Salt", "Mega Salt", "Super Salty" videos started showing up way to often it's gone stale and dull.
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Soma Julius Cruz is worse in my opinion. His reliance on speech bubbles that are generally unfunny and in poor English is pretty annoying.
 
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Waveysauce said:
Im kind of confused with the vault boy situation
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youtube vaultboy (not KF vaultboy) made a video saying phil used someone else's footage or something
but the footage VB showed was not phil's. then the video disappeared and VB was like "I HAD A GLITCH OR SOMESHIT" and reuploaded it without the clickbait and lies.

i think i got the gist of it, anyone can correct me if i'm wrong on something
 
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Phalanx said:
Thanks ever so much @actually wow its like you could work at a fast food restaurant for better than that.
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Eh. If you add in tip money from Twitch, DSP's in the realm of $20-$25 per hour of streaming (note that this includes all time that he is "streaming", even prestreams and breaks) to be shitty at video games and yammer on about himself and things he knows little to nothing about (i.e., anything that's not about him). Then he has the relatively passive Patreon income (~$750-800, depending on how it's going currently) and Youtube income (~$1400-1600). So if he wasn't so financially irresponsible, he could be doing very well for himself.
 
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Eh. If you add in tip money from Twitch, DSP's in the realm of $20-$25 per hour of streaming (note that this includes all time that he is "streaming", even prestreams and breaks) to be shitty at video games and yammer on about himself and things he knows little to nothing about (i.e., anything that's not about him). Then he has the relatively passive Patreon income (~$750-800, depending on how it's going currently) and Youtube income (~$1400-1600). So if he wasn't so financially irresponsible, he could be doing very well for himself.
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If he didn't cunt on about money all the time he'd probably be doing far better than he does right now.

Its like sitting down to watch Sesame Street and Big Bird walks in and starts telling you about his upcoming tax audit. Fat fucker bird, tell me about the letter of the day, tell me about your interspecies love affairs behind the scenes. No one cares about your tax audit unless you're going to prison when we'll read about it in the tabloids.
 
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neger psykolog said:
If he didn't cunt on about money all the time he'd probably be doing far better than he does right now.

Its like sitting down to watch Sesame Street and Big Bird walks in and starts telling you about his upcoming tax audit. Fat fucker bird, tell me about the letter of the day, tell me about your interspecies love affairs behind the scenes. No one cares about your tax audit unless you're going to prison when we'll read about it in the tabloids.
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Now I see why Oscar is a Grouch. Big Bird is always asking for money and Oscar is like, bitch you have a nice nest on both ends of Sesame Street, I live in a trash can.
 
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