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neger psykolog said:
thesecretlifeofdsp posted this on twitter, its basically a 2017 3 hour call between SoK, Fred Fuchs, KoP, Boon and Jonathon Ross. Supposedly this is a "big deal" or something but knowing that would require actually understanding the slapfights and on top of that having the patience to listen to 3 hours of this shit.

Only because its considered a "big deal" I'm sharing it here:
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I gave this video a shot while playing some video games, and I still couldn't handle the autism. When I noticed it was still going to take 90 more minutes of listening to a bunch of weirdos act like a due process Internet police I tapped out.

1/5 stars, worst remake of 12 Angry Men, see the original instead.
 
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neger psykolog said:
No. Upgrading/moving forums is usually a pain in the ass and rarely goes smoothly.
I read somewhere on here they were several versions behind, so its possible they've had to do multiple upgrades.
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I got around 8100 URIs archived before this. Had a lot of issues with my setup. Hopefully they don't wipe the forum so lore is not lost.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
I got around 8100 URIs archived before this. Had a lot of issues with my setup. Hopefully they don't wipe the forum so lore is not lost.
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Don't worry all the good content was already deleted.

It usually gets deleted on a daily basis at about 10:00 AM PDT which is when Phil first wakes up and deletes anything actually interesting.

He actually keeps a better schedule of deleting anything on his forums than he does with anything else.
 
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Clop said:
I gave this video a shot while playing some video games, and I still couldn't handle the autism. When I noticed it was still going to take 90 more minutes of listening to a bunch of weirdos act like a due process Internet police I tapped out.

1/5 stars, worst remake of 12 Angry Men, see the original instead.
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I had to call it quits at around the 40 minute mark. There is only so many times I could have called america to a person i don't know at all to get king of pol fired for making videos on the internet.
 
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BSV said:
I had to call it quits at around the 40 minute mark. There is only so many times I could have called america to a person i don't know at all to get king of pol fired for making videos on the internet.
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Oh no, you missed the best part - talking about child pornography.

No, I don't know what they were on about or what the argument was, I think one of them retorted "I only watched it" but by that point I was busy microing longbowmen in Age of Empires 2 and all I could hear was Fred Fuchs's smug voice going "Wololoo" in the background.

It did all sound very cult-like, in a sense of "confess your sins and all will be forgiven," which is creepy coming from people who were supposed to be critical of Phil.
 
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BrunoMattei said:

And to think you guys said it would be impossible for the video makers to make something of his boring LP.
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This is fantastic, great job D.D.
What especially stuck with me was the titanic denial of his entertainment skills. It's just so obvious people left his streams cuz he's boring and plays like a comatosed monkey. But hold my beer and beware, chat says he should fight in close combat! DSP tries it, hit a few times but then got smacked because he is a greedy fuck and then ran back and proceeds with his axe throws. "See? I tried to attack him but took damage, it's too dangerous to fight him this way".
Or he could hit him 2 or 3 times and then ... oh I dunno ... evade the attack. It's a boss, of course he won't wait till his health reaches zero. But this is Phil: When something doesn't work the very first time, back to the boring cheese.
 
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This is fantastic, great job D.D.
What especially stuck with me was the titanic denial of his entertainment skills. It's just so obvious people left his streams cuz he's boring and plays like a comatosed monkey. But hold my beer and beware, chat says he sould fight in close combat! DSP tries it, hit a few times but then got smacked because he is a greedy fuck and then ran back and proceeds with his axe throws. "See? I tried to attack him but took damage, it's too dangerous to fight him this way".
Or he could hit him 2 or 3 times and then ... oh I dunno ... evade the attack. It's a boss, of course he won't wait till his health reaches zero. But this is Phil: When something doesn't work the very first time, back to the boring cheese.
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That shit stuck with me, too, since this is the same guy who played and finished all the Souls-games. Then again, all the times he cheesed enemies with spells in those..
 
Has Phil tried to fight any of the valkyries?
Has he found a valkyrie?

Those little divas are gonna wreck his shit something fierce, just fought one and holy shit the way he plays this game he's gonna die fast... One hit is like 50-60% of your hp.
 
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Clop said:
Oh no, you missed the best part - talking about child pornography.

No, I don't know what they were on about or what the argument was, I think one of them retorted "I only watched it" but by that point I was busy microing longbowmen in Age of Empires 2 and all I could hear was Fred Fuchs's smug voice going "Wololoo" in the background.

It did all sound very cult-like, in a sense of "confess your sins and all will be forgiven," which is creepy coming from people who were supposed to be critical of Phil.
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If you want the deep lore autism about it. It was Inspector Dunn and sergeant fuchs of the exceptional department trying to figure out who had made death threats to Mr Dunn on a fake heavy metal gamer account. Because we live in a society. Someone just happened to make this threats to Mr. Dunn the moment he showed up in a discord server. Because reasons. And It was so serious they had to go around the whole internet to get to the bottom of it. This was about the time I was raping king of pols wife because I was such a big fan of DSP. And just after king of pol had released the video called "edgelords on the hunt autism in the DSP community" Even though the so called DSP community he was reffering to was just people who where rejected by the SOK and didn't like them. And they had talked with me. Connection made I guess.
Fred was so happy Bryan could talk to the SOK detractors to make them confess their sins and smooth over the relationship with long lasting enemies. "Bryan is such a good mediator" - Fred fuchs 2017 "Fred used me" Bryan "SOK destroyer" dunn - a little later 2017
 
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Has Phil tried to fight any of the valkyries?
Has he found a valkyrie?

Those little divas are gonna wreck his shit something fierce, just fought one and holy shit the way he plays this game he's gonna die fast... One hit is like 50-60% of your hp.
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I fought 3 so far they were super hard, the one near the the giant's corpse is probably the easiest one for me, but if Phil runs into Kara he is gonna cry, this diva constantly summons a tons of above-average minions and does huge range fire attacks, almost zero time for Phil to aim and throw those axes unless he has a good rune that can blow away all nearby enemies
 
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kebab4you said:
Don't have twitter, what am I looking at?
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A list is just like another timeline on twitter. Your normal timeline will be all things from the people you follow. You can make lists to make timelines that are maybe more specific and add a subset of people you follow or some you do not even follow, so that list follows a theme or topic perhaps. I guess what is kind of odd about this is Swaggins only follows 4 people, I guess that is too much to keep up with and needs a dedicated Phil list to get the latest hot Phil tweets and stay up to date on the stream schedule so he knows what time to clock in everyday to mod.
 
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Phil outing himself as a 'nice guy' is actually kinda hilarious and flies in the face of his whole "I didn't have a problem with women" thing he tried to pull. So which is it Phil? Did women only see you as a friend and never as somebody they wanted to date, or could you get any woman you wanted at the drop of a hat? I'm going to take a guess and pick the former.
 
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