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Has Phil tried to fight any of the valkyries?
Has he found a valkyrie?

Those little divas are gonna wreck his shit something fierce, just fought one and holy shit the way he plays this game he's gonna die fast... One hit is like 50-60% of your hp.

He's fought a few (no idea which ones). Typically died a couple of times, bitched about it, then eventually plowed through it like he always does.
 
Phil outing himself as a 'nice guy' is actually kinda hilarious and flies in the face of his whole "I didn't have a problem with women" thing he tried to pull. So which is it Phil? Did women only see you as a friend and never as somebody they wanted to date, or could you get any woman you wanted at the drop of a hat? I'm going to take a guess and pick the former.
I don't think it was either. He was scared shitless of Pandalee, whenever she leaned in he leaned away. The Kat video is the most awkward thing I have ever seen. He just needs to accept his desire for shitty dicks and go to San Francisco, California like he's always dreamed about and accept who he is.
 
He just needs to accept his desire for shitty dicks and go to San Francisco, California like he's always dreamed about and accept who he is.
A brave hero fat dood with who needs to come out da closet come to terms with his sexuality?
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Phil is Mac confirmed.
 
Phil outing himself as a 'nice guy' is actually kinda hilarious and flies in the face of his whole "I didn't have a problem with women" thing he tried to pull. So which is it Phil? Did women only see you as a friend and never as somebody they wanted to date, or could you get any woman you wanted at the drop of a hat? I'm going to take a guess and pick the former.
My bet is he was considered one of those "creepy" guys that women avoided.
 
Apparently someone ran into dsp...

"Was kind of neat to see him and his gf in the wild. I said "Phil?" Because I honestly didn't think it was him. He turned to his partner and said "just don't look at them." I kinda felt bad, but would loved to have talked to him a bit."


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Dunno how legit it is.

The OP made a post here https://www.reddit.com/r/KingdomDeath/comments/76rsz5/official_meetup_thread_v2/

They say they are in Renton also where DSP is and digging further back thought their comments they mentioned Denny Park regarding Pokémon Go which from a quick google search is in Seattle.

So it's possible OP met DSP and this happened but it could also be a total lie.

EDIT: Seems like OP is actually in Seattle as from a post they made 3 years ago which is only a quick drive away from Renton.
 
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Apparently someone ran into dsp...

"Was kind of neat to see him and his gf in the wild. I said "Phil?" Because I honestly didn't think it was him. He turned to his partner and said "just don't look at them." I kinda felt bad, but would loved to have talked to him a bit."


REDDIT

Dunno how legit it is.

Dudes story checks out as he claimed it was a saturday and he was out in Renton and he has no real objective. In all seriousness though what an arrogant prick "don't look at them..." I thought you were one of us Dave.
 
Dudes story checks out as he claimed it was a saturday and he was out in Renton and he has no real objective. In all seriousness though what an arrogant prick "don't look at them..." I thought you were one of us Dave.

"We were looking at the same lamps and I realized it was him!" I guess we just need to see if DSP mentions anything about going to Ikea or looking/buying a new lamp to confirm it.
 
"We were looking at the same lamps and I realized it was him!" I guess we just need to see if DSP mentions anything about going to Ikea or looking/buying a new lamp to confirm it.

Someone will bring this up on TKOH or on his stream chat and the dumbass will acknowledge it.
 
Well we know from previous videos he has an absolute hard on for Ikea, I honestly don't know why though. I do wonder if any of the pigcult will find this and ask him, I'd love to see his reaction but knowing Phil he will go professional victim and say detractors in real life have tried to attack him in real life because its Dave.
 
Apparently someone ran into dsp...

"Was kind of neat to see him and his gf in the wild. I said "Phil?" Because I honestly didn't think it was him. He turned to his partner and said "just don't look at them." I kinda felt bad, but would loved to have talked to him a bit."


REDDIT

Dunno how legit it is.


If true, its very upsetting that he would say something like that to her, i can just see something like that building up over time and her being scared of being recognised and not even wanting to leave the house, hes in his own bubble and dont know how certain word combinations can actually fuck with people in the long run, especially if he says something like that every time hes recognised.
 
Apparently someone ran into dsp...

"Was kind of neat to see him and his gf in the wild. I said "Phil?" Because I honestly didn't think it was him. He turned to his partner and said "just don't look at them." I kinda felt bad, but would loved to have talked to him a bit."


REDDIT

Dunno how legit it is.
would be great if he yelled "hey isnt that the guy who masturbated on stream!"
 
Apparently someone ran into dsp...

"Was kind of neat to see him and his gf in the wild. I said "Phil?" Because I honestly didn't think it was him. He turned to his partner and said "just don't look at them." I kinda felt bad, but would loved to have talked to him a bit."


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Dunno how legit it is.

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I would not need too much convincing that that OP is telling the Wun-Hundrid Purcent Fakshually Correct story, with many Eye-Oh-Tahs of Trooth.

And what an epic cocksucker.
 
If it is real I'd love to hear Phil's version. I'd love to hear the valiant tale where he gets accosted aggressively by detractors who tracked him down, only to get repelled by Chad Burnell who told them off and threatened to pound the fuck out of them -- all in front of his woman who was adoring his every move in this climactic battle.

Though that "don't look at them" does sound like him. I do wonder if that attitude is because he knows deep down the criticisms of him are valid and he can't block or ban people IRL, or if he's really delusional enough to think he's a big Youtube star with a 9 year legacy that everyone should know about and bow down to. Like he's too "important" a Youtube "celebrity" to deign himself to bother with the commoners or something.

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You should have thrown him a quarter at him and then maybe he would have talked to you like he does online

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If it is real I'd love to hear Phil's version. I'd love to hear the valiant tale where he gets accosted aggressively by detractors who tracked him down, only to get repelled by Chad Burnell who told them off and threatened to pound the fuck out of them -- all in front of his woman who was adoring his every move in this climactic battle.

Though that "don't look at them" does sound like him. I do wonder if that attitude is because he knows deep down the criticisms of him are valid and he can't block or ban people IRL, or if he's really delusional enough to think he's a big Youtube star with a 9 year legacy that everyone should know about and bow down to. Like he's too "important" a Youtube "celebrity" to deign himself to bother with the commoners or something.



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Probably make it sound like his SWAT incident.

"Guys, someone said hello to me on the street while I was out with my girlriend
Kat. It was like holding a gun to my hea- No, Swaggins, I don't eat oranges- anyway, it was like putting a gun to my head. I could've died. You almost killed me."
 
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