Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[GethN7]

@Jaimas @GethN7 http://archive.li/U4CT2
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Thanks Jake, you just proved you are even more stupid than Brianna Wu.

 

[Hiragana]

So unless you have boob plate armor, you're a man. Is that what Jake's really trying to go for?

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

I don't remember his Youtube being linked here before. It seems like it must have been, but if so I missed or forgot it.

It was posted very early so your (re)post comes at a good time. You may encourage the mining of these videos (I know that would be close to "cruel and unusual punishment").

From Let's Play Hyperdimension Neptunia (Part 1) ( https://youtu.be/puwkfRyzA7g?t=7m54s ):

Jake says:

"If you look closely though, you'll notice that someone behind this game has managed to incorporate jiggle
physics into static images. Look really closely right there, OK, seriously, that chest is heaving up and down.
Now, is it me or does this give you this vibe like you're some kind of creepy psychopath who just broke into
someone's room in the middle of the night and you're just staring at them in their sleep?"

Firstly, it's not a static image, it's animated.

Secondly, there is no tit jiggle, there is just the rise and fall of a breathing chest. Since tits sit upon rib cages
they too would go up and down as the rib cage expands and contracts.

Third, Jake it is just you. You are coming across as the "creepy psychopath". The character's eyes are open so she is not sleeping. The jiggling tits, the break and enter, and sleeping stuff is coming from your imagination; it is not a part of the image.

 

[An Ghost]

>To be a transwomen you must let people think you’re a man.

What the googleshng is he on about? Why can’t troons just let a strong woman be a woman? Why do they have to transwash them? Btw Jake’s most played overwatch characters are two generally regarded as trans, Symmetra and Dva.

 

[m0rnutz]

Now, is it me or does this give you this vibe like you're some kind of creepy psychopath .

That's an oddly specific way of trying to indirectly say you were checking out 2D tits to fap

 

[Jaimas]

@Jaimas @GethN7 http://archive.li/U4CT2
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OK, I'm dragging this canard out into the street and giving it a curb-stomp.

The entire "SAMUS IS TRANS" idiocy pulled by Brianna "I'm a Stupid Moron" Wu and her stooge, Twitter user Kadybat, an insane mental-patient who attempted repeatedly to edit Samus' article on Wikipedia in response to Wu's claim until (s)he got banhammered. The claim stems from an off-the-cuff joke made by Hirofumi Matsuoka, where in an interview, he joked that Samus' darkest secret was that she was a Newhalf (read: tranny). Much later on, Sakamoto, the dude who legit created Metroid, made the joke that Metroid was as likely to become cross-platform as Matsuoka's joke was to be actually true.

Brianna Wu then proceeded to declare that questioning her autistic headcanons was liteally murder.

 

[Hellfire]

>To be a transwomen you must let people think you’re a man.

What the googleshng is he on about? Why can’t troons just let a strong woman be a woman? Why do they have to transwash them? Btw Jake’s most played overwatch characters are two generally regarded as trans, Symmetra and Dva.

Jake tried to "bribe" the Overwatch developers by offering to buy $10 worth of loot boxes if they were to "state" that D.Va is really a "trans woman" (so he can feel less guilty about touching his microdick to a cishet woman), and offered $10 more in lootboxes if they did the same for Zarya, and a jaw-dropping $40 total if they also made Orisa, a robot, a "trans woman." http://archive.li/dguS3

He even brought it up again months later, claiming those characters are "as trans-coded as possible." http://archive.li/PIuu5

So we now know the Jake Alley spank bank contains D.Va, Zarya, Orisa, Symmetra, and Moira.

 

[Kosher Dill]

All right, I put together something for everyone's convenience: THE COMPLETE GOOGLESHNG
Containing the full text of his website blogs (800 goddamn KB of it), so you can just search the whole thing for convenient keywords. No one's got time to read all that garbage.
It's not formatted or anything, but I labelled each entry with a number like ==12== so you can look up the real thing on archive.org if you want to see it in situ.

Someone else is going to have to plug in to the Twitter API and make The Complete Googleshng Twitter, because I only have a few hundred GB free on my hard drive.

 

[Hellfire]

It turns out Alex Lifschitz sperged on Twitter after Jake's zoepost dropped, while his account is locked we get a little context from the responses to it. It looks like Alex called it a "screed" and attacked Jake's character. There's a cow crossover with "FakeRobotGamer" as well, who if I recall had chimped out and Stanned for CHELSAY at the time, and he accuses Jake/"the people behind that storify" of driving one of his friends to suicide because "friend was between them and controlling the narrative.". http://archive.li/wDvGo http://archive.li/wDvGo

 

[Water-T]

LOL Brianna Wu already tried this shit a few years ago and got his ass roasted so hard that he hasn't touched the subject since. This is going to piss off a lot of women because Jakey is basically saying that one of the most kickass women in video games is only good because she was born a man.

 

[Next Task]

The Googleshng concluded with Jake being confused why anyone would want to go to West World when they could just play RPGs and videogames instead.

I mean, of course he has to try and justify that no-one should want to go out into the real world to play pretend when his existence is entirely based on doing the same thing while hiding behind a screen. But it's just so pathetic that he claims to not see the appeal in an actual experience like Westworld. His life is so small and restricted, and he doesn't even want to break out of it, can't even fathom that the idea of it might be better than the shit he does now.

I know his world is a fiction based almost entirely in his head anyway, for example that anybody looks at him and sees a trans woman, or would ever want to rape him, but shit. A roleplayer not seeing the appeal of Westworld is possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever heard, and that's from Jake, who says such pathetic things on the regular.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

@Jaimas @GethN7 http://archive.li/U4CT2
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The whole Samus-is-a-girl thing sends a strongly feminist message, in that the player is supposed to basically assume that this badass motherfucker is a man, but then the rug gets pulled out from under them when it turns out she's a woman, making the player question their own assumptions. Jake misses the entire point of Samus being female.

In-universe, why would she have female-looking armour? It's bulky equipment designed to do a job, not to make it easier for the viewer to fap.

Jake's such a misogynist.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Interesting that the YouTube clips reveal Jake Alley talks in exactly the same sort of aggressively meandering, unsure and paranoid manner that SGG tweets.

It's quite a unique "voice".

I wonder if the Jake Alley YouTube ever yonned.

"Is it just me, or does yon tit heaving make these characters seem trans-coded?"

(It's just you, Jake. It's ALWAYS just you.)

 

[D.Va]

Imagine hating women so much that you want to replace them all with men

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Actual trans people have to eventually get sick of this and say something, right? A lot of the these troons make light of trans issues by their very existence, but Jake takes it up a notch by making completely untrue (and often offensive statements) and declaring them as an innate part of the trans experience. He doesn't just make trans people look bad, he makes them look deranged.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Jake tried to "bribe" the Overwatch developers by offering to buy $10 worth of loot boxes if they were to "state" that D.Va is really a "trans woman" (so he can feel less guilty about touching his microdick to a cishet woman), and offered $10 more in lootboxes if they did the same for Zarya, and a jaw-dropping $40 total if they also made Orisa, a robot, a "trans woman." http://archive.li/dguS3
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Ten whole bucks to derail and fuck up a multi-billion dollar franchise?

Wow, sign me up!

 

[flipper]

Jake "marathoned" the entire first season of West World and sperged out about it on Talking TIme. http://archive.is/lGkOx
The Googleshng concluded with Jake being confused why anyone would want to go to West World when they could just play RPGs and videogames instead.

His whole review of Westworld is stupid, being unable to understand why anyone would watch a show with a complex plot and a non linear narrative that jumps between different eras. It’s like he is incapable about f appreciating media and entertainment that isnt targeted at children. No wonder he can’t relate to the outside world.

What does surprise me is how few people commented. I guess they just figured they’d ignore his bullshit prattling.

 

[Deven]

Ten whole bucks to derail and fuck up a multi-billion dollar franchise?

Wow, sign me up!

I thought the funniest bit that his generous offer has an expiration date, so hurry up Blizzard you might miss out on those 10 dollars!

 

[Jaimas]

I thought the funniest bit that his generous offer has an expiration date, so hurry up Blizzard you might miss out on those 10 dollars!

Did anyone else just get this mental image of some Blizzard rep going: "All right, fuck profits next quarter, we gotta respond to Jake Alley's throwdown."

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

So unless you have boob plate armor, you're a man. Is that what Jake's really trying to go for?

Aggressively sexualising women is what being a woman is all about. Welcome to Trans-feminism!


Oh and Jake is the Uncle Tom of incels/NEETs.