Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Shittalking capeshit.
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Yet another classic example of sniveling elitism from Blob. "Those plebs don't know what movies they want." He does know that Starwars has taken fan criticism of the prequels and applied them to the new trilogy right?

Also I don't think he ever says why he thinks every superhero movie that isn't from Marvel studios is awful. He just says Venom looks bad despite him looking fine and comic accurate. He's such a shitty critic that he can't explain his opinions at all.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
And being defensive about his life choices.
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"I don't live in my parents' basement" and then comes some suspiciously specific ways to categorize "parents" as too narrow. But he does live in A basement, in a residence paid for by his relatives while he does his autistic videos and tweets from that basement.

Also just realized: even if Bobbo moves out of a basement, he will always live in abasement.
 
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Dr. Dik said:
Yet another classic example of sniveling elitism from Blob. "Those plebs don't know what movies they want." He does know that Starwars has taken fan criticism of the prequels and applied them to the new trilogy right?

Also I don't think he ever says why he thinks every superhero movie that isn't from Marvel studios is awful. He just says Venom looks bad despite him looking fine and comic accurate. He's such a shitty critic that he can't explain his opinions at all.
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Bob just likes going with whatever the "authority" he subscribes to says. So those complaints where shitty uninformed opinions of the plebs until the people behind the movies listened in their infinite wisdom which then made them "correct".

It's perfect logic too. What kind of idiot would think movie opinions from someone who doesn't make movies are valid? He shot himself in the foot with that.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Bob just likes going with whatever the "authority" he subscribes to says. So those complaints where shitty uninformed opinions of the plebs until the people behind the movies listened in their infinite wisdom which then made them "correct".

It's perfect logic too. What kind of idiot would think movie opinions from someone who doesn't make movies are valid? He shot himself in the foot with that.
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He would have. If he had feet.
 
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neural said:
I have taken the liberty of making our very 1st Moviebob poll, it will last for 14 days, and I will be taking ideas for the next poll after 1 week.
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Whenever the first official trailer for Aquaman is released, a poll will have to be made about that because you know Bob will throw in his irrelevant opinion.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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But you're free to call those you dislike developmentally disabled or a variant thereof to make a point however. Totally different. If only those inferior, intellectually retarded, stupid and unevolved subhumans could also realise that we wouldn't have this argument.
 
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If Bob's so intellectually superior why isn't he teaching high level math classes or discovering the cure for cancer? Are those fields so full that Bob AN INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR has to waste his time reviewing pop culture?

Or, as I suspect, could he only make it through the classes to get an Associates Degree (HA!- correct me if I'm wrong) in an impossibly mushy field rather than anything that would require serious study, perserverance or brain power. I'm not one to talk given what my BA is in, but I don't have an ego or delusions of genius...
 
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The Shadow said:
If Bob's so intellectually superior why isn't he teaching high level math classes or discovering the cure for cancer? Are those fields so full that Bob AN INTELLECTUAL SUPERIOR has to waste his time reviewing pop culture?

Or, as I suspect, could he only make it through the classes to get an Associates Degree (HA!- correct me if I'm wrong) in an impossibly mushy field rather than anything that would require serious study, perserverance or brain power. I'm not one to talk given what my BA is in, but I don't have an ego or delusions of genius...
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I have to wonder what Bob even did in college. I don't just mean academically, but socially. College is meant to be when you spread your wings and make a lot of the friends you'll keep with you for the rest of your life. None of that sentence is something I can see applying to Bob.
 
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Dr. Dik said:
"Those plebs don't know what movies they want." He does know that Starwars has taken fan criticism of the prequels and applied them to the new trilogy right?
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No because they're too distracted with Rey being a Mary Sue and seeing Disney made it.

Isn't it why the new Sequel trilogy is being equally hated as well with the prequels? Because people seem to hate them for being too safe and relying on nostalgia throwbacks, as well as tarnishing the legacy of the original trilogy.

Also, I know I sound a bit biased due to my MCU hate boner, but I personally the MCU can and should start to listen to fan criticism a lot more and apply it to the new installments after Avengers 4. I know that Bob would personally feel betrayed by this, but Kevin Feige should listen to the criticisms that they're way too funny, lacking apocalyptic tensions in action, and lacking emotional pathos if he wants to keep the MCU relevant after 2019, even though it would make Bob pissy about it.

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I have to wonder what Bob even did in college. I don't just mean academically, but socially. College is meant to be when you spread your wings and make a lot of the friends you'll keep with you for the rest of your life. None of that sentence is something I can see applying to Bob.
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Better yet, I want to know how he managed to pass all my classes in college and still come off as being a dumbass critic who doesn't know shit about film in general.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Also, I know I sound a bit biased due to my MCU hate boner, but I personally the MCU can and should start to listen to fan criticism a lot more and apply it to the new installments after Avengers 4. I know that Bob would personally feel betrayed by this, but Kevin Feige should listen to the criticisms that they're way too funny, lacking apocalyptic tensions in action, and lacking emotional pathos if he wants to keep the MCU relevant after 2019, even though it would make Bob pissy about it.
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Are you implying you're one of the few people to recognize and be bored with "The Marvel Formula"?
 
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