Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador]

I think he means Brick by Brick is the Mein Kampf of fat man children everywhere.

Let's not demean Mein Kampf by comparing it to any work of Bob's. After all, Hitler was widely loved in his time, iconicly charismatic, and managed to get laid despite only having one testicle.

Oh great, Bob. See what you've made me do. You made me defend Hitler!

Oh, and thanks for ruining Patton Oswalt for me you smug f*ck. (Okay, Oswalt actually ruined himself, but up until the Bob endorsement I was at least willing to overlook Oswalt's SJW tendencies in favor of his earlier work, which was genuinely funny. I'll never be able to laugh at his Road Warrior and Angry Magician routines again without Bob's adiposian shadow looming into the forefront of my mind...)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Let's not demean Mein Kampf by comparing it to any work of Bob's. After all, Hitler was widely loved in his time, iconicly charismatic, and managed to get laid despite only having one testicle.

Oh great, Bob. See what you've made me do. You made me defend Hitler!

Oh, and thanks for ruining Patton Oswalt for me you smug f*ck. (Okay, Oswalt actually ruined himself, but up until the Bob endorsement I was at least willing to overlook Oswalt's SJW tendencies in favor of his earlier work, which was genuinely funny. I'll never be able to laugh at his Road Warrior and Angry Magician routines again without Bob's adiposian shadow looming into the forefront of my mind...)

Hitler also came up with a legitimate genocidal plan that would result in a better Germany and tried to make it work logically, something Bob can’t do.

Until Kevin Fiege hires Bob to work at Marvel Studios, this would be the most embarrassing celebrity endorsement of all time.

 

[Gordon Cole]

TL;DR Joy Reid dindu nuffin and he still thinks I take shit out-of-khantext when I don't.

And he's the world's shittiest Democrat supporter.

 

[Mola Ram]

TL;DR Joy Reid dindu nuffin and he still thinks I take shit out-of-khantext when I don't.

Has he ever bitched about you in an identifiable way? I know he's obliquely mentioned the Farms once or twice.

And he's the world's shittiest Democrat supporter.

Gee, no wonder he had no problem with Hillary's entitled attitude. "You owe us your fucking vote no matter what, pissbabies!" A master diplomat.

Also, I look forward to Bob's discourse on the Constitutionally enumerated powers of the Executive the way John Rambo looked forward to back country sheriffs armed with firehoses.

 

[Red Hood]

Let's not demean Mein Kampf by comparing it to any work of Bob's. After all, Hitler was widely loved in his time, iconicly charismatic, and managed to get laid despite only having one testicle.

Oh great, Bob. See what you've made me do. You made me defend Hitler!

Oh, and thanks for ruining Patton Oswalt for me you smug f*ck. (Okay, Oswalt actually ruined himself, but up until the Bob endorsement I was at least willing to overlook Oswalt's SJW tendencies in favor of his earlier work, which was genuinely funny. I'll never be able to laugh at his Road Warrior and Angry Magician routines again without Bob's adiposian shadow looming into the forefront of my mind...)

I left Oswalt behind for good during the Ghostbusters debacle. Just because your wife's ghost is in a movie doesn't mean it's good you FUCK! Supporting/approving of Bob just makes him even more of a sad fat little gnome man than he was.

 

[TheImportantFart]

A master diplomat.

Bob isn't a diplomat. He's never even tried to be one. He is, and always has been, a spoilt child stamping his feet and screaming: "I want this, and you're going to give it to me now now NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW NOW!!!"

He's too stupid to realise the damage he's doing to his cause and moreover he doesn't care. He wants something and if he has to kick a few heels and screech to get it, he'll do it.

Fortunately, unlike with his parents, most people's reaction to an angry child is telling them to knock it off. Unfortunately, when that child's nearly forty it's too little, too late.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

He's kinda talked about how he doesn't care because fuck you, make way for your Superiors.

Spoiler

Does anybody have a handy guide to which c-list science fiction films Blobs declares are racist trash that have aged poorly? Because even shitty black and white pulp SF tried to be high minded. I'm sure he could twist every single episode of The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, and Night Gallery into a REEE.

 

[Red Hood]

I think we can all agree, whoever bullied Bob in High School didn't go far enough. Way to drop the ball. He's such an easy target! So much to work with.

 

[TowinKarz]

I dunno, this seems like just the right amount.

Enough to shape him into a bitter little crybaby that embarrasses himself for our amusement with his 40-year tantrum, but not enough to turn him into a reculisve hermit, planning to return one day and shoot the place up.

 

[Mola Ram]

Enough to shape him into a bitter little crybaby that embarrasses himself for our amusement with his 40-year tantrum, but not enough to turn him into a reculisve hermit, planning to return one day and shoot the place up.

I dunno. Guy's got a lot of anger in him. Sometimes I think he never became a mass shooter just because his sausage fingers wouldn't fit through a trigger guard.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I dunno. Guy's got a lot of anger in him. Sometimes I think he never became a mass shooter just because his sausage fingers wouldn't fit through a trigger guard.

Bob is exactly the kind of person we should be glad that is laughably pathetic, dumb, and spergy. Someone with that amount of hatred and contempt that they lay out on a daily basis in more competent hands would honestly be a very scary person like Timothy McVeigh.

 

[Red Hood]

I dunno. Guy's got a lot of anger in him. Sometimes I think he never became a mass shooter just because his sausage fingers wouldn't fit through a trigger guard.

Let alone load rounds into a magazine.

The closest Bob gets to that is loading his mouth with Vienna Sausages.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Let alone load rounds into a Nerf Gun.

FTFY

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Does anybody have a handy guide to which c-list science fiction films Blobs declares are racist trash that have aged poorly? Because even shitty black and white pulp SF tried to be high minded. I'm sure he could twist every single episode of The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, and Night Gallery into a REEE.

Slow down motherfucker, we don't shit all over The Twilight Zone. Unless it's about John Landis and the accident during the filming of the movie. I haven't seen The Outer Limits and Night Gallery, but it would be safe to say to not shit on them and watch them instead.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Slow down motherfucker, we don't shit all over The Twilight Zone. Unless it's about John Landis and the accident during the filming of the movie. I haven't seen The Outer Limits and Night Gallery, but it would be safe to say to not shit on them and watch them instead.

I should have phrased that better. We all know this lazy cracker isn't watching really dreck dreck. Whatever he's talking about has to be mainstream, and well-regarded. Even the Omega Glory episodes of most science fiction TV aren't as bad as whatever unnamed things Blob hates, and it would be great to see him screech at something made half a century ago, that even teenagers would still see as relevant today. TZ especially would be triggering for him.

 

[Done]

Let's not demean Mein Kampf by comparing it to any work of Bob's. After all, Hitler was widely loved in his time, iconicly charismatic, and managed to get laid despite only having one testicle.

Oh great, Bob. See what you've made me do. You made me defend Hitler!

Hitler also came up with a legitimate genocidal plan that would result in a better Germany and tried to make it work logically, something Bob can’t do.

Until Kevin Fiege hires Bob to work at Marvel Studios, this would be the most embarrassing celebrity endorsement of all time.

lol calm down.

Bob is just a sperg who reviews cape films with lots of autism and cringe, he's definitely not worth getting this upset about.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He is, and always has been, a spoilt child stamping his feet and screaming: "I want this, and you're going to give it to me now now NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW NOW!!!"

This video perfectly sums up your point about Bob's temper tantrums on a daily basis.

 

[LN 910]

Fishing for asspats, Venom edition.
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Bob: "You can't judge the Ghostbusters remake before it's released!"

Also Bob: "VENOJM SUX VEJOM SUX GET MS MY BIG MAC WITH THE SPIFEY MAN TOY!"

 

[Done]

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh, gals, having recently noticed that I have the power to edit the thread, I have taken the liberty of making our very 1st Moviebob poll, it will last for 14 days, and I will be taking ideas for the next poll after 1 week.

Also, if anyone feels the need to edit the thread title/subtitle..etc, then just tag or PM me anytime.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Feminist.

Oh, those dumb darkies!

Shittalking capeshit.

Digging in his stumps heels.

And being defensive about his life choices.

Oh Christ, someone's inspired by his wretched pitches.