Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

And lastly, someone wasting their time.
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So we're gonna have another shitty autobiography disguised as a book about a popular Nintendo game?

 

[Mola Ram]

Don't tell me Patton Oswalt's gonna save his reputation.

Urgh. He mentions Bob in the same breath with Red Letter Media. (Wasn't he actually in Space Cop?)

Makes me want to overdose in my sleep!

 

[cypocryphy]

Better yet why does he dress up as Mario?

It arouses him.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Urgh. He mentions Bob in the same breath with Red Letter Media. (Wasn't he actually in Space Cop?)

Makes me want to overdose in my sleep!

Putting Bob in the same league as Red Letter Media is like putting Doug Walker in the same league as Roger Ebert.

Patton Oswalt is also a fucking idiot for stating that. Bob lacks the analytical, theorical, and fundamental skills of film criticism than Red Letter Media and Leonard Maltin and Siskel/Ebert have.

 

[RockVolnutt]

All I got out of that Spider-sperging is Bob's a millennial who's really out of touch with other millennials and is somehow clueless of how people younger than him act despite spending so much time online usually arguing with them. It's kinda sad to have the world at your fingertips and be that out of touch with your peers.

Then again, maybe his peers are the issue since he disregards anyone who isn't some woke "so quirky" hipster known in common vernacular as a faggot.

 

[Mola Ram]

All I got out of that Spider-sperging is Bob's a millennial who's really out of touch with other millennials and is somehow clueless of how people younger than him act despite spending so much time online usually arguing with them. It's kinda sad to have the world at your fingertips and be that out of touch with your peers.

Then again, maybe his peers are the issue since he disregards anyone who isn't some woke "so quirky" hipster known in common vernacular as a faggot.

Bob's no millennial. He's at the younger side of Gen-X.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob's no millennial. He's at the younger side of Gen-X.

Nah, he's at the cut-off point. Around 1981-1996 is millennial.

 

[Mola Ram]

Nah, he's at the cut-off point. Around 1981-1996 is millennial.

Some Wiki-ing shows that this is actually a semi-contentious issue, and people on the cusp like Bob are occasionally referred to as "Xennials." TIL, as the kids like to say.

Millennial, Gen X-er, Xennial -- he's still a fat fuck with anger issues. It's timeless!

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Bob sperging about Spiderman is a good indicator for him turning into this begrudged elderly neighbor talking about those damn kids on his lawn.

And the person who wants to make another videogame book based on Bob's book... what an idiot. If he wants to make a book in modern day Bob style, he should read "Mein Kampf"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Millennial, Gen X-er, Xennial -- he's still a fat fuck with anger issues. It's timeless!

He's a whiny man child that throws the biggest fits whenever he doesn't get his way, regardless if he's a millennial, Gen-Xer, or xennial.

 

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Bob lacks the analytical, theorical, and fundamental skills of film criticism than Red Letter Media and Leonard Maltin and Siskel/Ebert have.

That and, unlike Bobbo, RLM are actually capable of being funny.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That and, unlike Bobbo, RLM are actually capable of being funny.

True. But Bob does say and do stupid shit worthy of a laugh.

 

[Patamong]

Don't tell me Patton Oswalt's gonna save his reputation.
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God damn it Patton, you were in Archer! Why would you bother wasting your time with a Z-list internet celebrity who is widely known as an insane laughing stock with zero credibility?

Between the shilling for Bob "Gas all Trump voters" Chipman and chimping out on James Rolfe for not wanting to see the 2016 Ghostbusters, I'm beginning to think Oswalt might need his own thread in the future. He's been ticking a lot of the lolcow boxes in the past few years.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Patton Oswalt is also a fat idiot that overestimates his own intelligence and contributions to the world, so I could see how he’d enjoy Bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

God damn it Patton, you were in Archer! Why would you bother wasting your time with a Z-list internet celebrity who is widely known as an insane laughing stock with zero credibility?

Between the shilling for Bob "Gas all Trump voters" Chipman and chimping out on James Rolfe for not wanting to see the 2016 Ghostbusters, I'm beginning to think Oswalt might need his own thread in the future. He's been ticking a lot of the lolcow boxes in the past few years.

The question is, would he be a Careercow, or would the whole "indirectly killing his wife" thing make him a Horrorcow?

P.S. Don't be upset cause he was in Archer. He will literally say "yes" to anything at this point.

 

[Patamong]

The question is, would he be a Careercow, or would the whole "indirectly killing his wife" thing make him a Horrorcow?

Probably a careercow, since the death of his wife was technically unintentional.

P.S. Don't be upset cause he was in Archer. He will literally say "yes" to anything at this point.

I'm more disappointed than upset. To see a person who was involved with one of my favorite TV shows shilling for a shitstain like Bob, it stings

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm more disappointed than upset. To see a person who was involved with one of my favorite TV shows shilling for a shitstain like Bob, it stings

Didn't Howard Stern mentioned him on his radio show for his Pixels rant?

 

[Patamong]

Didn't Howard Stern mentioned him on his radio show for his Pixels rant?

He did, back when Bob's Pixels rant went viral (which sort of makes sense because that video still remains the most relevant thing Bob has ever done, which is sad) but at least Stern's co-host called Bob out by saying “…he probably hates everything - it gets him more attention”

 

[Done]

I love how is still very, very salty about getting BTFO'd a few days ago.

And lastly, someone wasting their time.

I am unsure what's more autistic, giving Bob money for his fantasy mario book, or using the book as a reference for an entirely different game?

 

[Red Hood]

I love how is still very, very salty about getting BTFO'd a few days ago.

I am unsure what's more autistic, giving Bob money for his fantasy mario book, or using the book as a reference for an entirely different game?

I think he means Brick by Brick is the Mein Kampf of fat man children everywhere.