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Wurstbrot said:
Yeah. "Surprising". From what people wrote here, he plays like he absolutely knows how to beat the bosses, which way to go and where enemies are hidden. But then he says he doesn't know where to go ... and .... needs help... Wait a sec, is it possible that Phil King of Lies Burnell pretends to be seeing this DLC the first time, so he can pretend he's a good gamer? I mean, it was obvious he just played an act when he entered Maria's room, and a bad one on top. This just makes too much sense to me.

That's the problem with notorious liars. Can't believe anything they say.
I would have no problem when he says he watched a playthrough or a walkthrough. Bloodborne is hard and he wants to finish it soon. But then it wouldn't be a Redemption Run, right? Don't worry Phil, it wasn't one the begin with.
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See, that's the thing. Other, actually watchable LPers like Yahtzee Croshaw or Slowbeef & Beetus or whoever actually say, I had to to look that up, man, and no one blinks an eye. It's a thing. BloodSouls is fucking hard. It's all in his shitty, shitty attitude.

This is a goldmine:


First Phil thows down some woke af Illuminati shit about the media that is so r/im14andthisisdeep that I actually had a small stroke. Then he continued discussing healthy eating habits because eating shit they sell at the front in a Costco is the no. 1 doctor recommended treatment for motherfucking gout. Then he tells a story that begins with him straight chillin' in a hottub but ends with him admitting they all slept on the floor. After regaling us with that he does his gay voice, which I like to think is his real, default, at-home way of speaking. Then he started talking about sharing beds with bros, and predicated his points on the fact that 100% of gay men want to grab his ass, like with an uncontrollable, mindless lust. Then he started to talk about being respected and my head asploded and I am now dead.

What got me though, what made it all worthwhile, was hearing him talk about smoking weed. In the past he swore he'd never done any drugs but now apparently his dorm room was THE place for drugged up partying? With passed-out girls draped here and there? He indicated he had maybe smoked weed something like 5 times, awkwardly raising his stubby, greasy fingers. I mean, nigga injected five whole pots. Damn.

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Edit: oh, oh, oh! The best part is when he explains that women 'can't hold their shit' referring to weed and booze. Oh, Phil. You would be so welcome in London. I know an 8 stone girl who could drink you under the table and I would love to see you after a good South London spliff.
 
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shecameforcwc said:
Why does DSP look like a fatass Julian from trailer park boys?
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Because he's just RPing his entire failure knowing that he'll be able to write a script about the life of a washed up internet celebrity when one of them shoots up a school or something and Hollywood finds the topic to be popular enough and starts buying up scripts. Logically, if he maintains his appearance to mirror known actors it just means it'll be easier for them to make a movie about him.
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I ran out of actors which look like DSP with/without also having a shit eating grin, but I'm sure there are dozens of them.
 
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rizlajizzla said:
See, that's the thing. Other, actually watchable LPers like Yahtzee Croshaw or Slowbeef & Beetus or whoever actually say, I had to to look that up, man, and no one blinks an eye. It's a thing. BloodSouls is fucking hard. It's all in his shitty, shitty attitude.

This is a goldmine:


First Phil thows down some woke af Illuminati shit about the media that is so r/im14andthisisdeep that I actually had a small stroke. Then he continued discussing healthy eating habits because eating shit they sell at the front in a Costco is the no. 1 doctor recommended treatment for motherfucking gout. Then he tells a story that begins with him straight chillin' in a hottub but ends with him admitting they all slept on the floor. After regaling us with that he does his gay voice, which I like to think is his real, default, at-home way of speaking. Then he started talking about sharing beds with bros, and predicated his points on the fact that 100% of gay men want to grab his ass, like with an uncontrollable, mindless lust. Then he started to talk about being respected and my head asploded and I am now dead.

What got me though, what made it all worthwhile, was hearing him talk about smoking weed. In the past he swore he'd never done any drugs but now apparently his dorm room was THE place for drugged up partying? With passed-out girls draped here and there? He indicated he had maybe smoked weed something like 5 times, awkwardly raising his stubby, greasy fingers. I mean, nigga injected five whole pots. Damn.

:eli::eli::eli:

Edit: oh, oh, oh! The best part is when he explains that women 'can't hold their shit' referring to weed and booze. Oh, Phil. You would be so welcome in London. I know an 8 stone girl who could drink you under the table and I would love to see you after a good South London spliff.
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He's likely referring to a story he told a long time ago, in several instances, he has said he's tried weed a few times, (the older version went that he didn't, which I'd chalk up to him just being a pussy about admitting it) and he talked about some incident in college where a couple girls were passed out during a long night of partying in the dorms and the fire alarm went off. No, I can't recall him telling he bothered trying to drag the two unconscious women out (which is why I totally believe the story, because he totally wouldn't give two shits.) I think it ended with one of the women throwing up on a fireman or something.

The real takeaway from his tales is that he keeps repeating them over and over and over again, likely because he has such an atrocious memory later in life (checks out in so many ways, and not uncommon for people suffering from depression) and/or because he has so few stories to tell about his own life. Not really a surprise, is it.
 
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Colloid said:
I don't know what's more sad here; a veteran streamer who's been gaming for at least over a decade trying to hide the fact that they're using a guide to beat the Bloodborne DLC, or the exceptional fans that actually believe him
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Do his fans actually believe him though? I observed his chat yesterday and it's completely rampant with "He looked at a guide" and "fextralife.com" (not to be confused with fetlife.com). I think it's just nobody except detractors care that he's using a guide. You've got Wagginz paying money to give him tips directly on screen.

PieceofShet said:
Aaaand KG is back on the forum, the 2nd person who posting after its back up.
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I wouldn't be surprised if KGhaleon was Mighty Onyx

rizlajizzla said:
Edit: oh, oh, oh! The best part is when he explains that women 'can't hold their shit' referring to weed and booze.
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Same guy who said he smoked a marijuanas and started shitting and puking at the same time South Park style.
 
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I had not processed the implication that he just left them there. I know the fire alarms go off in dorms all the time, but damn.

His development was arrested years and years ago, I suppose.

JackDavis said:
Same guy who said he smoked a marijuanas and started shitting and puking at the same time South Park style.
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Seriously? He said that happened? That.... that doesn't happen. That's not how weed works. Coughing and maybe throwing up, but if weed makes you shit, you're not smoking weed, mmmkay? I can easily see someone selling him some very expensive oregano, though. He's the kinda guy who in in highschool bought a tictac, and thinking it was ecstasy, pretended to be high all lunch break.
 
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Dsp mightmbemthe only streamerswho does everything to be boring as fuck.
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Plays it on ez difficulty
Grinds, overlevels
Chat helps him inieverything
Uses a guide
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Prince Lotor said:
I thought the state did "get back to him" though and said "Uhh, yeah, you just have to file your 2014, 2015, and 2016 B&O taxes the same way you did your 2017 B&O taxes. There is a 30% late fee for B&O taxes." With the way he's been playing hookey on his taxes I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't even started the filing process yet. I wonder how many billable hours his 'not some dumbfuck company wasting my time' "Tax Attorney" will bilk him out of to do those considering Phil stated the total bill for his 2017 B&O taxes + "Tax Attorney" fees was $5K.

It would kind of explain why he dumped the tax saga like a dead hooker after he had enough money pay his 2017 Federal taxes. In his Twitlonger he barely touched on his B&O backtaxes after mentioning he wasn't making his Q1 2018 Estimated Income Tax payment, this after almost 5 solid months of ranting about them daily for 30+ minutes and constant begging.

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He probably stopped talking about them because anything further on that topic would've exposed 5 months of daily lies. The state was never "assessing what he owed and looking into years of his finances to figure out what he owed" and then it would all be due immediately unless they took pity on poor Philiver Twist and put him on a payment plan because he did nothing wrong. The state was never auditing him for his fucking Business and Occupation backtaxes. There was never any looming due date for any of it, he still has to file it. I've never heard of a situation where an auditor waited months to then say 'Uhh, just figure your shit out and file it yourself like you normally would. There will be a late fee lol calm down.'
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It's certainly possible. I was basing it off of this line from his April 8th Twitlonger: "OH YEAH: I also am supposed to be hearing from the State of Washington soon when they complete their assessment of how many unpaid Business taxes I owe, and that’s just another thing on top of everything. I’m really hoping they’ll put me on an extended instalment payback plan, but that is still uncertain."

I'm assuming he did get on some kind of payment plan, as most everybody with two brain cells to rub together predicted, since the state's going to be most interested in simply getting their money. I also still think, given that he dropped all tax talk (pretty much) after April 9th or so, that he got a slap on the wrist from Twitch telling him to shut the fuck up about it. Mostly because I don't believe for two seconds that he would have the wherewithal to do it himself. I guess we'll see when the next fed tax estimated payment is due if he brings up taxes again.
 
JustFuckinaDude said:
Happy 3k!
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Thats not 3k, THIS is 3k maybe.

Also will we be getting a redemption run of this upcoming street fighter hard mode marathon? he sure as hell wont finish it and will bitch and moan, hes already made the excuses up for the game fucking him over so its almost like hes set his redemption run in stone, its funny that he mentioned HARD mode though, after someone here saying he could increase viewers but just putting the game on hard mode to make the challenge worth the watch, but we wont get 800+ views again, all anyone was there for yesterday was to see him fail at ludwig over and over and get their footage for TIHYDP and them silly over edited with the same gif/sound bite videos.

I really dont think many people want to see old street fighter, especially of arcade/story mode i could be wrong though. i dont think i will be.
 
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CabbageMan said:
For all his "king of retro" posturing I'd love to see this idiot play a game where there is no tutorial as we know them now and you'd get steamrolled without reading the manual, which we know he'd never do. Good candidates that spring to mind are the original X-COM and Master of Orion 2.

Space Rangers 2 would probably ram his asshole even with its tutorial.
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He did play the X-COM reboot, not the even better sequel mind you, and it’s exactly the trainwreck you’d expect.
 
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