DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ProdigalDuke]

I'll raise a glass of gin to the biggest autism magnet in the world. Here's hoping we get another 3000 pages of quality kahntent

 

[Noob-Noob]

Wow 3,000 mother ducking thread pages..
Here's to the cow that keeps on fucking up, till he has nothing left to fuck.
All for the sake of our entertainment.
Your YouTube channel may have died at 180,000 but you're still going strong for us.
Stay gouty, clown boi.

 

[BallBuster]

Princess is on a power trip. As long as he continues to shower the pig with quarters, the power trip will continue. It’s almost blasphemy to say this, but Princess Swagginz might be worse than Phil at this point in time.

Taking down Phil is easier said than done as we all know, but seeing the Princess fall would be just as good and much much easier right now. I think it is time we do some digging on this blight on society. Think I am going to start putting together a thread on this twat.

 

[James Smith]

EDIT: Updated to add when subforum was created.

 

[kebab4you]

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To get the obvious questions out of the way, what happened around 2015Q4-2016Q1 and 2016Q4-2017Q1?

 

[James Smith]

To get the obvious questions out of the way, what happened around 2015Q4-2016Q1

I'll have to look back on that one.

and 2016Q4-2017Q1?

That's when he started streaming on Twitch again. It's also when the monthly "I'm nervous," and "BUSINESS STATUS"/"BUSINESS UPDATE"/"HELP!" videos started.

 

[Thebadmatter]

Wow 3000 pages. At this rate this thread will be the only legacy phil leaves behind.

 

[James Smith]

@EddyB43 followed up with some examples of stuff that happened in the period including late 2015 and early 2016; here are some of them:

• some fanart copyright claims
• one of the earliest "muh business update" videos I can remember
• John and Howard response video
• moved from a view-based contract with Machinima to an ad-based one (I'm sure there was plenty of REEE)
• KOGaming was created

Eddy can post more details here if he wants; there are other examples too.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I've got a message from the Onion Man.

"I'm gouty; hope you're gouty too."

 

[Keystone]

Imagine being such a normal, functional human being that you have a 3000 page thread about you on Kiwifarms.

 

[DuckSucker]

Page 3000 is kind of crazy because I remember somebody saying, during the escort deal: "Oh maybe we can get his thread to page 2018 before the New Year! And I think it got to like 2020, but still. That's like 980 pages in 5 months.

He did play Minecraft. Even with stream chat, he still got stuck in a lake for like 10 minutes.

Oh shit I forgot! I vaguely remember this.

Not only that but he played up the whole "Oh my god what's going on what's this green thing OH MY GOD IT EXPLODED AAAAH!" and did the Markiplier, pretend to be way too scared thing, but he played up the ignorant inexperienced Minecraft youtuber schtick, like 4 years after it stopped working.

He was playing it in 2015, years after the criticism of the game needing an external guide and whined the whole time as if nobody ever had that hot take before--but the thing is, 6 year olds can figure out how to do it. Making a workbench and a pickaxe is probably one of those canonical popular culture things at this point for how huge Minecraft is.

I was actually shocked at some of the new shit that was in the game and confused if he was playing a modpack, because I had stopped playing Minecraft for years at that point and it was almost exclusively a children's game at that point, not even remotely relevant, even on youtube.

Kinda like how he's gonna play Monster Hunter World like, next year, and try to hype it up as this amazing thing that everybody has wanted to see him play and he loves to give back to the people.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

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I don't know what's more disgusting. The fact someone came up with this idea or Wagginz who endorses this behaviour.
You heard it, kids. You're not allowed to create an account on the same day Phil is streaming. Better come back next day, just because his mods are drunk with power and convict people beforehand! I refuse to believe Phil will allow this. It's so obvious toxic to his stream. I will be terribly dissappointed if Phil thumbs this up as soon as he knows about it because then it's really just about getting rid of trolls no matter the sacrifice.

Are you kidding, the best thing going on in this tragedy of nonlolz right now is this yippy little fringe faction of rabid ten year olds he lets run amok setting fires to the internet. Some kinda 4th-wave NuGoutArmy. It's like Highlander, Children of the Corn& @BSV (Dark version, not post-Twitch coolguy), all had babies & left them on the doorstep at Fort Gout. This meta-ban thing is the first glimmer of loltential they've show yet. Who even does this?

BSV, what do you think about this prebanban? Is this a thing you might have done at some point? Kids these days, amirite?

As for DSRee, let him thumb it. He'll probably blow a load when he finds out. Hopefully off-camera. When he goes under I won't even be pressing F. There's plenty of other crazy shit to watch. Just throw him on the funeral pyre of people who ruined their own lives because they couldn't handle the adult responsibilities of internet access.

Also, happy 3000, DarkSydeShill. The only number that you have ever legitimately worked for & earned in your entire life.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I’ll be the wingman who gives the person after me the pleasure to write the 60,000th post in this thread

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Thats not 3k, THIS is 3k maybe.

Also will we be getting a redemption run of this upcoming street fighter hard mode marathon? he sure as hell wont finish it and will bitch and moan, hes already made the excuses up for the game fucking him over so its almost like hes set his redemption run in stone, its funny that he mentioned HARD mode though, after someone here saying he could increase viewers but just putting the game on hard mode to make the challenge worth the watch, but we wont get 800+ views again, all anyone was there for yesterday was to see him fail at ludwig over and over and get their footage for TIHYDP and them silly over edited with the same gif/sound bite videos.

I really dont think many people want to see old street fighter, especially of arcade/story mode i could be wrong though. i dont think i will be.

Think of it in a different way. He bitches about me-tier players outplaying him online. Can you even imagine how retarded he’ll act against an AI that actually reads inputs.

 

[BallBuster]

I’ll be the wingman who gives the person after me the pleasure to write the 60,000th post in this thread

60,000 posts about a 36 year old man child who plays video games and begs children for money. What a fucking world we live in.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

60,000 posts about a 36 year old man child who plays video games and begs children for money. What a fucking world we live in.

Haha you got cucked by @Corypheus

 

[rizlajizzla]

I've got a message from the Onion Man.

"I'm gouty; hope you're gouty too."

"Fatness to fatness, need to needy, we know DSP's just greedy..."

 

[Plumbaby]

idk why he doesnt want to play xcom because of "grinding", isn't there a literal doomsday clock you have to beat?

My friend also did a LP of Xcom2 and on a forum he had people submit characters that he would make ingame, they'd just think of a name or use their own, give a portrait, and some music that he'd edit in to play when they did something cool or died. If a character died he'd just go to the next post and make their character. It would be a fun way for dsp to get people invested in his stream and "participate" on his forums, or he could play pubg for the umpteenth fucking time

 

[DiabeticSP]

Why would he make his goal more subs. Bitch you can't hit the first sub goal without tons of gifts. Last time you kept trying to raise the bar you stalled out right away and had to lower the goal in the first place.

Also, does anyone even want a SF thing? Why would anyone sub for that. He's buying a fucking SF collection. He's gonna play all the games anyways. You get NOTHING for this goal. Even less than a voted on game he'll put off four four months.

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

"Fatness to fatness, need to needy, we know DSP's just greedy..."

"Strung out on Twitch's high, views hitting an all time low."