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"Fatness to fatness, need to needy, we know DSP's just greedy..."
time and again i tell myself
i'll sleep well tonight
but the little detractors keep following me
(oh no not again)
i'm stuck with a bottle of gin
i'm salty, hope you're salty too
one flash of light
but i was blocking there

i never did dumb things
i never did bad things
i never did anything just for the views
want some cheers to beat the boss
wanna pubg right now

onions to onions
acks to ack'ses
we know DSP hates taxes
eating burgers and fries
angry at pewdiepie
 
idk why he doesnt want to play xcom because of "grinding", isn't there a literal doomsday clock you have to beat?

My friend also did a LP of Xcom2 and on a forum he had people submit characters that he would make ingame, they'd just think of a name or use their own, give a portrait, and some music that he'd edit in to play when they did something cool or died. If a character died he'd just go to the next post and make their character. It would be a fun way for dsp to get people invested in his stream and "participate" on his forums, or he could play pubg for the umpteenth fucking time
The base game has one, but you can game it pretty easily if you’re careful with your missions. The expansion adds several that tick down to your base being brought down for a suicide mission so long as any of the Chosen are active.
 
I'm not usually one to post TKOH screenshots/posts or whatever, but I think Amityville has finally tipped his hand too far:
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https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4327-phil-deserves-respect-big-up-the-man/
http://archive.is/UVGY7

"Phil had millions of subscribers in 2008 and because of modern trends his personality doesn’t appeal to the masses anymore! He grafted hard for so long in a risky environment – working an office job and deciding to create the whole Let’s Play phenomenon."
 
Seriously? He said that happened? That.... that doesn't happen. That's not how weed works. Coughing and maybe throwing up, but if weed makes you shit, you're not smoking weed, mmmkay?

That was yet another time. Once he smoked weed, but it was laced with something, and he blacked out and passed out until 5pm the next day. Lost a whole day and had to go to dinner with his friend's parents later.
 
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I'm not usually one to post TKOH screenshots/posts or whatever, but I think Amityville has finally tipped his hand too far:
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https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4327-phil-deserves-respect-big-up-the-man/
http://archive.is/UVGY7

"Phil had millions of subscribers in 2008 and because of modern trends his personality doesn’t appeal to the masses anymore! He grafted hard for so long in a risky environment – working an office job and deciding to create the whole Let’s Play phenomenon."

"I had a depression and anxiety issue a few months ago and couldn't understand why. I'm 100% cured now because I go to the gym."

Hi, Amityville.

Reasonable emotional responses to stressors are not symptoms of mental illness; you didn't have depression. You had deflated mood. You were very stupid if you couldn't understand why. You were engaged in these unmanly, but often attention-getting, feels at that time because people from TKOH forums were getting doxed. If the thought of people knowing the real name of someone suck a let's player's cock online maybe you should stop sucking a let's player's dick online.

Kthxbai
 
"Phil had millions of subscribers in 2008 and because of modern trends his personality doesn’t appeal to the masses anymore! He grafted hard for so long in a risky environment – working an office job and deciding to create the whole Let’s Play phenomenon."

Oh, he finally lives in Lala-Land, the State of Phil, where DSP rewrites history. I see.

He never had millions of subs. He has not created the LP phenomenon or made it popular; prove me wrong.
And fuck people for getting standards and growing expectations. This happens only with Let's Plays, right? Hahaha, no. When people create something, someone else does it better, and another person does it even better and reinvent the whole formula and this process never stops. It's called improvement. And when you're not able to improve: Leave the market alone. You can't force people to like an outdated product that hasn't aged well.

Oh shit, there is more.

"Phil's made the odd mistake every now and again but everybody makes mistakes! The trolls would never admit their mistakes! There's fantastic things about Phil that they're just pretending never happened".

Oh, generalizing very much? Are we speaking about specific trolls or every "troll" who ever "trolled" Phil? Because this turns you automatically into a bad person? Man, apparently it's easy to valuate thousands of people, they must be narcistic pigs even in real life. Jo jackass, I admit mistakes on a daily basis because this is the only way to improve in life and learn from mistakes. This also gives me the ability to see bullshit when it crosses my face, just like your cult leader.

And Phil nearly never admits mistakes. What is he talking about? When he tries to apologyze we get something like a: "I'm sorry for being human". This is not admitting mistakes, it's a statement of innocence, that it's not his fault, he did everything right, the human aspect of him is at fault but not he himself.

"So all you naysayers give it up for Phil. Give this guy some respect."

Thank you Darksydephil for being a lazy greed fuck who treats other people like garbage.
So much respect for his own decision to ruin his life.
What about, respect is being earned - in this time and age and not 10 years ago?
 
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The reboot, even on impossible, is not as ball busting as the original.

You know full well that DSP would look up a guide and find out about the stats and then insist that "it's supposed to be played this way" while just sitting outside big ships for reaction shots. On normal difficulty.
 
Phil confirmed for reading a guide or practicing in his off time.

Let me paint a picture for you:

Phil just ended stream at the infamous DLC "well" where there are two giant dumb fishmen who flail around and generally beat hunters to a pulp. He knew about the well for roughly an hour, and stream was obsessing about him going in. He entertained the notion AT THE START OF THAT HOUR by going down the well and knowing exactly where to look to see the ambush. No hesitation. Camera flashes up like it's magnetized to the hiding fish man and phil climbs back out, pretending to have used quick wits to see the ambush coming.

He then proceeds to ignore all requests to use the well. An NPC invader attacks him next, and quickly overpowers him. Phil runs away again. Finds the key that leads to the cell the NPC invader lives in, immediately knows where to go to use it, what to do, and that in turn it will stop that NPC from invading ever again. He knows this WITHOUT READING THE DESCRIPTION ON THE KEY.

The moment he kills the NPC he remarks "Well I guess this will stop him from invading me now."

30 minutes remain. Phil stumbles around an old area ignoring every request to enter the well until the last 10. Finally he goes in and promptly gets his butt handed to him several times over. Makes a crack about how he's not interested in "Getting a weapon I won't use for the rest of the game." Yup, Phil's clairvoyance made him know it was a weapon that he just wasn't going to use.

After one more death, he remarks he has to end stream and promptly peaces out.

What if I told you what happened next? I can see the future folks.

Phil boosts stream back up. Goes back down the well. Suddenly, he's anticipating the fish man's moves. Dodging with a practiced hand, no excuses are offered as, after one or two hard-fought losses, he kills the fish men and takes the weapon. "That wasn't so bad" He remarks. Did Phil git gud overnight? It seems so.

This happened with Ludwig today too. And Maria. And the First Vicar as well. How did Phil know?

TLDR:

Phil suddenly got good at an arch nemesis he's been avoiding for two years. Coincidence? I think not.

(Sorry for the late post. Got called into work while typing this out)
His stream chat is also holding his hand pretty hard. I agree though, he knew the boss patterns too well.

Also doesn't help that his is overleveled. But ohhh its only 20 levels over the cap of the area, detractors are just bitching...
Defense increases everytime you level. By the time he is level 95 currently, he is already 20-50 points of increased Physical Defense (roughly a 23% increase to his defense stat for the recommended level of the DLC on New Game).

There's also the fact that he has a +10 Blades Of Mercy which has S scaling to Skill with 40 points in Skill which is 19% more scaling for the Skill stat than the A scaling from +5 to +9.

Based on equipment and levels, Phil is way OP for the DLC. In comparison, if Phil say entered the Old Hunter DLC around level 64 or... Just after he completed Cainhurst Castle as a logical entry point, then his stats would show 953HP, 166 Physical Defense, and 273 R1 attack w/Threaded Cane+7. (Part 142, Phil has 1303HP, 208 Physical Defense, and 342 R1 attack w/Blades Of Mercy+10)

Thats +36% Hp,+25% Phys Def, and +25% Damage. To math this all out(1.36*1.25*1.25), Phil is 2.125 times more likely to survive an encounter in the DLC at his level 95 character than his level 64 character would. I'm going to say this is also conservative because his physical damage staggers the fuck out of enemies on New Game.

As a bit of evidence on why stats matter, take for example attempt 1 vs. attempt 2 at Laurence. Phil went fro 20 Phys Damage Reduction and 20 Fire Damage Reduction, all the way to 60 Phys Def and 80 Fire Res. A single large Laurence attack went from 50% life bar damage to 30% life bar damage with the same attack (Probably would have insta killed him at level 64).

In conclusion, Phil is overleveled because the math fucking says so.
 
I checked Phil's stream last night and Mrs Waggins was having a blast. After banning someone Mrs began to brag about "getting swagged" (= getting their posts deleted/person banned from chat). He then proceeded to try to turn it into a meme.

I refuse to believe that our exceptional princess is anything resembling a full-grown adult if he is now trying to make his name into a ban meme.
 
Hypothetically, should his youtube be purged of inactive accounts or he had to start a new one, what would his subscriber numbers look like legitimately? Because its 180k now and I honestly cant see it being past a very generous 10k at very best. His numbers, on every platform, seem inflated beyond his actual appeal by far.
 
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