Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

How can he have sunken cheeks given his size? That doesn't seem possible

Is there anything about Bob that is normal?

I've been seriously toying with the notion of making Bob a character in a novel -- an independent book store owner, maybe, who bans Trump supporters and other assorted wasteland ghouls from his premises. But who would ever believe it?

Oh it's bound to happen eventually. Bare in mind that even of all people was eventually parodied in a Sonic Boom episode.

 

[Florence]

That is grotesque. Did Bob start getting jaundice or is that just his shitty lighting?

He looks like an Oblivion character.

 

[Anonimo]

Is there anything about Bob that is normal?
Oh it's bound to happen eventually. Bare in mind that even of all people was eventually parodied in a Sonic Boom episode.

All we need now is for someone to make a CGI animated series for Mario on Cartoon Network. Or maybe Nickelodeon would be more to his taste? I'm not really sure which children's network the SocJus crowd is going for these days.

Also here's a thought. While Bob has a dim view of the working class, who does he think will help build the megalopolis that makes up his Superior Future? Robotics are advancing sure, but I don't know that it would actually be as simple as simply poofing a whole army overnight. I imagine he would need at least some human labor. You could have visionaries drafting out the architecture, but construction work is needed to see the designs through to completion.

Or imagine, maybe those spot welders he hates so much help build the spaceships to go on his fool's errand to terraform the moon and make it his breadbasket?

 

[Done]

But when you change your mind on things, it's A-OK!

A brief glimpse of Fuhrer Chipman's educational policies in the superior future..

Another brief glimpse at what Bob will sperg out about in 6 months..

Cow crossover #1 (with Matt Myers):

Bob proceeds to dogpiled someone who was involved in the above argument.. With a literal cow, Kiva Bay getting BTFO'd in the comments..

What about people who use the term "obsolete" as a catch-all for everyone who doesn't agree with them?

Chairman Chu crosses over with Fuhrer Chipman:

Bob, I assure you, if belts were part of your childhood, we would not be mocking you in a 1,200 page long thread, friendo.

All we need now is for someone to make a CGI animated series for Mario on Cartoon Network. Or maybe Nickelodeon would be more to his taste? I'm not really sure which children's network the SocJus crowd is going for these days.

Imagination Studios (I think) is already making a Mario CGI film, so Bob salt is pretty much guaranteed at this point.

 

[Flexo]

Extra fun fact: In the Vid everyone gets a good close up on his fat face and at least I can say for certain Bob is going bald.

Hmm... balding... extra lines on the face...

Can YOU tell the difference?

 

[SuperSheep]

Hmm... balding... extra lines on the face...

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Can YOU tell the difference?

Thanos is ripped, Bob is a blob.

 

[Mola Ram]

Thanos is ripped, Bob is a blob.

Bob hasn't the brains, drive, or physique to be Thanos. Bob is clearly Mojo, right down to the jaundice:

 

[Zaryiu]

Hmm... balding... extra lines on the face...

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Can YOU tell the difference?

That's a insult to Thanos, at least Thanos has a less evil goal than Bob has

 

[Flexo]

And his shitty ideas for Robin Hood movies.
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How can a MOVIE CRITIC like Bob not know about the story behind Russel Crowe's Robin Hood?

It turns out the production of Scott's Robin Hood is ultimately the story of two films: the movie you saw ...
... and a wholly abandoned project called Nottingham.

The Awesome Movie We Missed Out On:

Nottingham would've been the single most original Robin Hood movie in history. The original script (written by Ethan Reiff and Cyrus Voris) so excited studios when it turned up in 2007 that it became the subject of a fierce bidding war (Universal wound up paying freaking $1.5 million for it). It was a totally different take on the story -- the Sheriff of Nottingham is the main character and protagonist. Shit gets real once the sheriff investigates a string of grisly murders in the area. The sheriff then pursues an assholish Robin Hood (Russell Crowe) for the crimes only to find out that Robin, while a dickhead, was actually being framed.

The film was to climax with an epic siege of the city of Nottingham between Prince John and King Richard, all while the Sheriff tries to discover the identity of the real killer using 12th century detective techniques (Reiff is a history buff and researched how actual killings in that era were investigated).

C'mon Bob, that was fuckin' cracked! They STILL did your job better than you.

(I also remember this because I would have killed for CSI:Sherwood)

Oh it's bound to happen eventually. Bare in mind that even of all people was eventually parodied in a Sonic Boom episode.

No way. Source?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What about people who use the term "obsolete" as a catch-all for everyone who doesn't agree with them?

Chairman Chu crosses over with Fuhrer Chipman:

Arthur Chu is actually calling lefties who don't like him or Bob CommieNazis.

At least those guys don't want to exterminate the working class.

 

[[username]]

No way. Source?

Basically this whole episode.

Spoiler: sanic bang

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

But when you change your mind on things, it's A-OK!

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A brief glimpse of Fuhrer Chipman's educational policies in the superior future..

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Another brief glimpse at what Bob will sperg out about in 6 months..

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Cow crossover #1 (with Matt Myers):

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Bob proceeds to dogpiled someone who was involved in the above argument.. With a literal cow, Kiva Bay getting BTFO'd in the comments..

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What about people who use the term "obsolete" as a catch-all for everyone who doesn't agree with them?

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Chairman Chu crosses over with Fuhrer Chipman:

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Bob, I assure you, if belts were part of your childhood, we would not be mocking you in a 1,200 page long thread, friendo.

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Imagination Studios (I think) is already making a Mario CGI film, so Bob salt is pretty much guaranteed at this point.

Do modern Leftests that like to act as intellectuals just string terms together to try and act smart and know what they're talking about?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Hmm... balding... extra lines on the face...

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Can YOU tell the difference?

Bob wouldn't even be able to fit his massive hand into the infinity gauntlet.

 

[SuperSheep]

No way. Source?

Basically this whole episode.

Spoiler: sanic bang

The writers would deny the connection. It's less that they patterned Mark the Tapir after Chris-Chan, so much as Chris-Chan is the living embodiment of the sort of creepy, obsessive fan stereotype that Mark represents.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Bob recently in some review mentioned how the other critics will ask him about the comic book characters history before the films and it's this funny antidote for him. Now I have this picture in my head of him thinking he's holding court before these films with the other critics as they hang-on to his knowledge of comics. But reality he's holding hostages as they're just praying the doors will open to the theater so they can escape this blabbering moron who thinks characters created for children is too complex for them and need explaining.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob recently in some review mentioned how the other critics will ask him about the comic book characters history before the films and it's this funny antidote for him. Now I have this picture in my head of him thinking he's holding court before these films with the other critics as they hang-on to his knowledge of comics. But reality he's holding hostages as they're just praying the doors will open to the theater so they can escape this blabbering moron who thinks characters created for children is too complex for them and need explaining.

They could cut the middleman and just read the wikipedia articles that Bob skims for his usually incorrect facts on capeshit.

 

[Zaryiu]

So what kind of verbal diarrhea has Bob spewed about Infinity War (I saw it, it was fun)

 

[HighballJordan113]

Infin

Hmm... balding... extra lines on the face...

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Can YOU tell the difference?

Infinity Waistline

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I've been seriously toying with the notion of making Bob a character in a novel -- an independent book store owner, maybe, who bans Trump supporters and other assorted wasteland ghouls from his premises. But who would ever believe it?

Plenty of crazy people own book stores, like Kamau Kambon, black supremacist who advocates the extermination of all white people.

 

[elder god]

Yet wanting to disenfranchise voters who disagree with you isn't?
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And his shitty ideas for Robin Hood movies.
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Could bob for once make up a good original thought, first one is a heavily used trope called jerk with a heart of gold. The second one is not a good idea for a Robin Hood movie where the idea is to see watch Robin Hood. Also, elder scrolls did it (gray fox). Bob really has no room to bitch about bland garbage when his ideas on how to make the movie better suck just as much.

He looks 50, outside of his beard hair not going white. His skin is sagging really bad from the weight of the fat.