Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Probably salty they didn't take one of his exceptional ideas for the franchise:

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Only SJWs can make trashing Incels look lame, also, Bob, every aspect of your existence screams out INCEL, don't kid yourself:

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Cow Crossception:

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So why didn't Obama do those things in 8 years?

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So like a certain candidate who called people "deplorables" and is still shrieking about her loss like the bitter harpy she is? Yeah, this won't be insane at all..

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*thirstcasting

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Whoever said that Bob never explicitly lied about things? Yeah, you're wrong now. Also, please don't poop-touch, whoever you are..

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Initial tweets, which I believe weren't capped, god, I hate quote retweets:

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Apparently, the 4th of July is just a document signing, I'm not American, yet even I know why that day is actually important:

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For once, Bob is being mercifully brief and retweeting only 3 tweets of an entire tweetstorm, also, cow crossover:

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Now I really want Trump to get that Nobel prize:

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RUSSIA!

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Bob being salty that a blue-collar show may get back on the air, hmm, I wonder what trends would drive that?

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Two words: Contractual Obligation, friendo.

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God, is there like, a target # of cow crossovers per week that Bob must hit?

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That Mario photo will never cease to be hilarious, in any context:

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And I should care why?

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Again, why should I care?

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Who said that letting other people run the country was your idea in the 1st place? Just accept that you got rekt in the 2016:

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And of course, Bob never misses an opportunity to act smug over that same New Yorker thing:

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Tell us more about the rough guinea-infested high schools of Boston:

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Then maybe you should use them less.

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I don't think any joke I crack will beat this exchange

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More Infinity War sperging:

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Who the fuck bleeds while they're making art? Also, that's not what unions are for.

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Like many other concepts, Bob doesn't understand extinction (the white rhinos are threatened, not extinct):

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More current year retweets:

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"Ghouls" is a Bob-ism that we don't discuss enough on here

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Do I need to point out the irony of a guy who literally lives his days in a "man cave" saying all this? Also, fellow cow Arthur Chu basically admitted to pissing in empty liquor bottles.

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More Trump sperging:

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Of course Bob likes the current Squirrel Girl book:

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So what kind of verbal diarrhea has Bob spewed about Infinity War (I saw it, it was fun)
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The weirdest thing about Bob --

No, scratch that, there are many weird things about Bob.

One of the frustrating things about Bob is that he pours unending vitriol onto Twitter: half-bright, half-informed, thoroughly bitchy -- it's a ceaseless flow of garbage, by turns laughable and infuriating.

And yet he never says anything new.

The specific thing rustling his jimmies changes from day to day, but you can look back -- certainly to at least Trump winning in 2016 -- and with the dates filed off, could you really distinguish one week's tantrum from the next? He's a broken record, and not an especially sonorous one.
 
The weirdest thing about Bob --

No, scratch that, there are many weird things about Bob.

One of the frustrating things about Bob is that he pours unending vitriol onto Twitter: half-bright, half-informed, thoroughly bitchy -- it's a ceaseless flow of garbage, by turns laughable and infuriating.

And yet he never says anything new.

The specific thing rustling his jimmies changes from day to day, but you can look back -- certainly to at least Trump winning in 2016 -- and with the dates filed off, could you really distinguish one week's tantrum from the next? He's a broken record, and not an especially sonorous one.

Though with his ongoing droning on about Intelligence vs Ignorance, I wonder if Bob knows the difference between intelligence and wisdom?
 
Though with his ongoing droning on about Intelligence vs Ignorance, I wonder if Bob knows the difference between intelligence and wisdom?

If he did, he could at least pretend to have respect for the Wasteland Ghouls. Surely he's familiar with the archetypal salt-of-the-earth types who possess little book larnin' but plenty of native wisdom.

But since Bob is lacking both, it's kind of a moot point.
 
So I have a legitimately curious question.

Out of all the things, why does Bob only think wheat should be grown on the moon? What's the connection between him and wheat? Because I'm not seeing the connection clearly.
 
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So I have a legitimately curious question.

At of all the things, why does Bob only think wheat should be grown on the moon? What's the connection between him and wheat? Because I'm not seeing the connection clearly.

He's fucking delusional, and :autism:.
 
So I have a legitimately curious question.

At of all the things, why does Bob only think wheat should be grown on the moon? What's the connection between him and wheat? Because I'm not seeing the connection clearly.

Assumedly When you start Manhattanizing whole state areas like New York there probably wouldn't be anymore viable farm land left on earth, so you dump all the farming onto The moon.

It's delusional as shit but he mainly uses that point to bitch why Trump is holding America back, and how President Hilary could've gotten us jetpacks and moon wheat by now.
 
Assumedly When you start Manhattanizing whole state areas like New York there probably wouldn't be anymore viable farm land left on earth, so you dump all the farming onto The moon.

It's delusional as shit but he mainly uses that point to bitch why Trump is holding America back, and how President Hilary could've gotten us jetpacks and moon wheat by now.
That’s impossible to remove all the farming since that’s where some of the nation’s fast food chains’ products are made.

Secondly, I don’t recall Hillary talking about space exploration during the campaign. If anything, she would’ve continued Obama’s policies, which to be honest, he was terrible with NASA and space exploration.
 
The weirdest thing about Bob --

No, scratch that, there are many weird things about Bob.

One of the frustrating things about Bob is that he pours unending vitriol onto Twitter: half-bright, half-informed, thoroughly bitchy -- it's a ceaseless flow of garbage, by turns laughable and infuriating.

And yet he never says anything new.

The specific thing rustling his jimmies changes from day to day, but you can look back -- certainly to at least Trump winning in 2016 -- and with the dates filed off, could you really distinguish one week's tantrum from the next? He's a broken record, and not an especially sonorous one.
This is actually why I dropped off the thread for a while. It's amazing to me someone could repeat themselves day after day, hour after hour using the same hateful rhetoric towards anything and everything. There's a reason people make fun of him for using terminology such as "sub-human" and "Superior Future," because he's always using those terms.
 
Probably salty they didn't take one of his exceptional ideas for the franchise:

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Only SJWs can make trashing Incels look lame, also, Bob, every aspect of your existence screams out INCEL, don't kid yourself:

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Cow Crossception:

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So why didn't Obama do those things in 8 years?

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So like a certain candidate who called people "deplorables" and is still shrieking about her loss like the bitter harpy she is? Yeah, this won't be insane at all..

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*thirstcasting

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Whoever said that Bob never explicitly lied about things? Yeah, you're wrong now. Also, please don't poop-touch, whoever you are..

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Initial tweets, which I believe weren't capped, god, I hate quote retweets:

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Apparently, the 4th of July is just a document signing, I'm not American, yet even I know why that day is actually important:

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For once, Bob is being mercifully brief and retweeting only 3 tweets of an entire tweetstorm, also, cow crossover:

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Now I really want Trump to get that Nobel prize:

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RUSSIA!

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Bob being salty that a blue-collar show may get back on the air, hmm, I wonder what trends would drive that?

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Two words: Contractual Obligation, friendo.

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God, is there like, a target # of cow crossovers per week that Bob must hit?

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That Mario photo will never cease to be hilarious, in any context:

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And I should care why?

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Again, why should I care?

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Who said that letting other people run the country was your idea in the 1st place? Just accept that you got rekt in the 2016:

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And of course, Bob never misses an opportunity to act smug over that same New Yorker thing:

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Tell us more about the rough guinea-infested high schools of Boston:

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Then maybe you should use them less.

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:story::story::story:
I don't think any joke I crack will beat this exchange

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More Infinity War sperging:

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Who the fuck bleeds while they're making art? Also, that's not what unions are for.

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Like many other concepts, Bob doesn't understand extinction (the white rhinos are threatened, not extinct):

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More current year retweets:

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"Ghouls" is a Bob-ism that we don't discuss enough on here

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Do I need to point out the irony of a guy who literally lives his days in a "man cave" saying all this? Also, fellow cow Arthur Chu basically admitted to pissing in empty liquor bottles.

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More Trump sperging:

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Of course Bob likes the current Squirrel Girl book:

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It’s really funny seeing Arthur Chu talking about male/female and husband/wife issues when you know his wife divorced his ass for leaving greasy Cheeto fingerprints all over the house and treating her like his personal servant/garbage.
 
It’s really funny seeing Arthur Chu talking about male/female and husband/wife issues when you know his wife divorced his ass for leaving greasy Cheeto fingerprints all over the house and treating her like his personal servant/garbage.
To people like Arthur and Bob, holding the correct opinion trumps nearly any personal behavior.
 
So I have a legitimately curious question.

Out of all the things, why does Bob only think wheat should be grown on the moon? What's the connection between him and wheat? Because I'm not seeing the connection clearly.
He's hoping to live there one day it's the only way he's losing weight between now and his eventual death as this

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So why didn't Obama do those things in 8 years?
Likely because Obama sold himself out with the establishment. Also, I see why Bob retweeted Kamila Harris, since she's a globalist neoliberal pandering to the progressive crowd by talking points from Bernie Sanders.
 
So I have a legitimately curious question.

Out of all the things, why does Bob only think wheat should be grown on the moon? What's the connection between him and wheat? Because I'm not seeing the connection clearly.
It's not actually just wheat for Bob. We all say moon wheat because it was brought up the first time we found out about Bob's lunar aspirations.
 
Basically, @Godzilla@1989, when that was revealed, we learned that Bob was pissed off that the space program wasn't progressing, because he thought it would be possible to plant wheat on the Moon.
 
Basically, @Godzilla@1989, when that was revealed, we learned that Bob was pissed off that the space program wasn't progressing, because he thought it would be possible to plant wheat on the Moon.
I probably said this about Obama and NASA just recently, but didn't he stop funding NASA and the other space programs, which explains why the space programs aren't progressing as Bob hoped for?
 
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