Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's so pathetic that despite all his ranting about being some enlightened human being above 99% of the population it's clear all of his enthusiasm about science is just him being a low-T manchild still stuck in high school, if a religion could promise him the death cure and a cool spaceship where he could get away from all the people who bullied him on earth he would join it in a heartbeat.
 
It's so pathetic that despite all his ranting about being some enlightened human being above 99% of the population it's clear all of his enthusiasm about science is just him being a low-T manchild still stuck in high school, if a religion could promise him the death cure and a cool spaceship where he could get away from all the people who bullied him on earth he would join it in a heartbeat.
I feel like Bob's enthusiasm for science is less real hard science (which I doubt he could understand) and more "science" as it's portrayed in popular fiction, as well as just intentionally being contrary to those dang dirty Republicans and their primitive religion. I doubt that Bob has so much as drawn a free body diagram since High School. I mean it's fine to support scientific discovery, but science without any guiding principles is aimless.

It's not that important that we all go to space right away and it's a massive use of resources to do so.
 
It's so pathetic that despite all his ranting about being some enlightened human being above 99% of the population it's clear all of his enthusiasm about science is just him being a low-T manchild still stuck in high school, if a religion could promise him the death cure and a cool spaceship where he could get away from all the people who bullied him on earth he would join it in a heartbeat.

No self respecting Comet Cult would have Bob. I mean they do have standards.

I feel like Bob's enthusiasm for science is less real hard science (which I doubt he could understand) and more "science" as it's portrayed in popular fiction, as well as just intentionally being contrary to those dang dirty Republicans and their primitive religion. I doubt that Bob has so much as drawn a free body diagram since High School. I mean it's fine to support scientific discovery, but science without any guiding principles is aimless.

It's not that important that we all go to space right away and it's a massive use of resources to do so.

Bob’s understanding of Science is limited to cartoons and the living cartoons spouting made up words on MSNBC.
 
No self respecting Comet Cult would have Bob. I mean they do have standards.



Bob’s understanding of Science is limited to cartoons and the living cartoons spouting made up words on MSNBC.
Most nerds like Bob think science will lead them to becoming Captain Kirk instead of their real job in those science fiction worlds which would be of Jiz Cleaner on the Holodeck.
 

TIL MovieBob Likes watching let's plays.

Before anyone asks, it's not GAMEOVER thinker 2. Bob is just doing a podcast/riff/let's play react to classic videogames with his brother and his brother's wife. They also sprinkle random fun facts inbetween the footage.

It's really weird, bob sounds happy and having fun chatting with his folks.

Also Bob recently shaved his beard

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It's a weird day for Bob.
This is what I’d a picture an incel’s room to look like. Way to go Blob.
 
Bob’s understanding of Science is limited to cartoons and the living cartoons spouting made up words on MSNBC.
I wonder which on on MSNBC he listens to the most: Rachel Maddow, Chris "I Felt a Thrill Up My Leg From Obama" Matthews, Lawrence O'Donnell, Chris Hayes, or JoyAnn Reid?
 
Holy shit, without his beard he looks like a balding version of Newman from Seinfeld.

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Three way cow crossover. The "neo-Nazi" he's referring to is Mombot and she's calling out Dan Olson because he knowingly covered for a sexual abuser just so GamerGate wouldn't have ammunition.

Once again. Feminist.

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Looks about as entertaining as Brick by Brick.

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Republicans = Neo-Nazis. You see why we have a problem with "Punch a Nazi" now fatty?

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Lol, Teen Vogue.

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Great, because one retard typing in ALL CAPS (FilmCritHulk) wasn't enough. Hell, even he's stopped doing that now.

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If I ever kick Bob in the head it sure as fuck won't be over economic anxiety.
 
Holy shit, without his beard he looks like a balding version of Newman from Seinfeld.

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That's a insult to Wayne Knight, who's more successful and likable than Bob.

Great, because one exceptional individual typing in ALL CAPS (FilmCritHulk) wasn't enough. Hell, even he's stopped doing that now.
And is it me, or are these videos of cops arresting black guys when they do something illegal deceptively edited to manipulate people like Bob into thinking there's racism in the police force?
 
I'm pretty sure Bob is required to stay at least 500 feet from Teen Vogue and its readers at all times. Like that's gonna stop SocialJusticeBob from going out for a gross of Taquitos on Cinco de Cholo anyways.

Also, LOLing at Starship Troopers being about Space Vietnam. Because 1959 was 5 years before the US even got involved in it. Of course, a guy that hyperbolized the console wars as his own personal Tet Offensive WOULD retweet that.
 
I'm pretty sure Bob is required to stay at least 500 feet from Teen Vogue and its readers at all times. Like that's gonna stop SocialJusticeBob from going out for a gross of Taquitos on Cinco de Cholo anyways.
I think the only reason he retweets it is because ever since Lauren Duca got ripped to shreds on Tucker Carlson, SJWs like him have seen it as a civic duty to prop up the publication and its writers at every opportunity.
 
Lauren Duca got ripped to shreds on Tucker Carlson, SJWs like him have seen it as a civic duty to prop up the publication and its writers at every opportunity.
I don't know why people would read Lauren Duca, a Hillary shill like Bob and the majority of the media and Hollywood, to be honest. She's utter garbage to read.
 
I'm pretty sure Bob is required to stay at least 500 feet from Teen Vogue and its readers at all times. Like that's gonna stop SocialJusticeBob from going out for a gross of Taquitos on Cinco de Cholo anyways.

Also, LOLing at Starship Troopers being about Space Vietnam. Because 1959 was 5 years before the US even got involved in it. Of course, a guy that hyperbolized the console wars as his own personal Tet Offensive WOULD retweet that.
Starship Troopers is more space korean war then Space Vietnam. As you said, the book came out in 59, only a few years after the korean war "ended" (the hot phase of it). I wonder if even one of them has read the book ( of course they haven't) as the book touch on many issues that makes it worth a read.
Also, why does everyone one of them hates on David Cages so much? Yeah, his games ain't the best and he is not a good writer but still.
 
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