WARNING, this video contains the ending of God of War, so if you want to play the game for yourself, don't watch it.
https://clips.twitch.tv/InspiringExcitedDeerMrDestructoid?tt_medium=create
This video pretty much sums up what a fucking moneyhungry asshole this guy is.
He just knows how to kill the mood. But he doesn't know that he kills the mood.
What triggers me more is what he says right after that because I can't hear his observational commentary anymore. "Now they do XYZ", yes indeed they do, congratulations, you repeat what you and everybody else can see. Really unique khantent you put out there Phil, indeed nobody else does that bc no gamer is disinterested in videogames like you. Agreed, nobody does khantent like you anymore, you are different from the rest. The last pile of dung.
Can you imagine him watching a TV-series with Kat?
Phil: "So this Steven-boy creates a shield with the gem in his bellybutton, huh."
Kat: "Uhm, yes, this is what happened."
Phil: "Wow! Wait a minute, where are they now? Have they teleported all of a sudden?!"
Kat: "Uhm, no. They just went in their house."
Phil: "Ooooh, I didn't know that. Nobody told me. Huh, interesting. *scratches his beard*
And now the small fat person makes fun of the tall slim chick, ack ack ack! Ohmagad! Did you see that?"
Kat: "Yes, I can totally see and hear that, this happened right in front of me."
Phil: "Look! He has a Gamecube! Did you know that? He's a gamer, just like me! Reee!"
Kat: *silent judging*
Phil: "Wait a minute, they are all gems but have human form? Whuuaat? This is stupid, how would this even work in real life? What a bunch of idiots."
Kat: "Ehm... yes... maybe. Can we just watch the show? I like this scene."
Television: "Okay Steven, maybe you are not ready for this, but we believe in you and we stay by your side."
Phil: "And with that we mean 'We will sleep with you anytime' ACK ACK ACK ACK"
You know, Phil says a lot of really stupid shit. And a lot of shit gets pass by "us" daily and so I'm even more baffled when a detractor video catches these stupid shenanigans and it turns out, as a human person, Phil gets worse from month to month. It's sickening. He's seriously fucked up in his head.
But for
me his live-commentary on videogames is the
most important because this is the khantent of his actual "job", the green money smelling liquid that lets him float. This is what most people will hear and see when they decide to give his livestream a chance. So when he puts on his observational commentary, or simply silence, I can only think: "Why would you ever do a commentary like that, this is asinine. This has no quality, no intelligent thought, you expect to make a living with garbage?! Nobody watches that!".
Sure, a bad personality can make people leave very quickly. But there are enough people who can ignore that and still enjoy the product, I can see that. But when there is nothing to enjoy, the rest will leave the sinking
shit ship. So this key behaviour is my focus of interest right now, even so I 100% repeat myself from time to time about this exact same thing. Well, Phil also repeats everything he does, so it just fits I guess.
(Sure, I do care when Phil spills toilet juice from his brain, because provocation/drama simply works, it speaks to the peoples feelings. And the more narcissistic, stubborn and idiotic someone is, the more lolcow he gets and the more attention he will get. But I can only take a limited amount of BullCrapPhil a day until I get a headache, so I think I will filter his nonsense for a little while, for my own sake.)
