5/7 - Chris rejects group of Twitter orbiters

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Spook Sonichu huh?
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He said Wraith first... do I gotta say it.
Well... does this new character shout "China, China, Dykes!" and then has to be corrected he got the words wrong?
What unending folderol did I wake up to this morning?
 
I read Chris telling off Sara (who if they'd kept their autism to themself, might still have an in with Chris) and I thought "Wow, is Chris getting bet-" and then I see how quickly and almost without effort Amy is able to maintain contact with Chris through blatant ass-kissing/ego maintenance.

Some days Chris is more funny than pathetic, this is not one of those days.
 
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Marvin said:
Or faggots leaving yelp reviews.

But really though, the gym itself doesn't really suffer that much. Y'know what they just do? Ban Chris.

They're not. They're faggot ween complaints.
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Just like the End, where Chris got banned for acting weird and fighting with judges.
The phone calls may have just beenen icing on the cake of people being annoyed with him.

Crass_and_Champ said:
I love how Chris comes so close to self-awareness, and even makes a few valid points (sort of...)

...and then immediately nosedives into talking about Pokemon types and an Electric-Hedgehog Army. This entire rant is peak Chris.

I feel bad for the gym though, if what he says is true their front desk must get a lot of :julay::julay::julay: calls.
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I love how people marvel at Chris fighting with weens, blocking them, complainimg how he's always been under their spell, and then, proceed to willingly be weened by another idiot because he's too lazy to come up with ideas or brainstorm on his own, which is something he's ways done.
By the looks of it, Chris isn't fighting weens who are a logging, he's fighting weens who are telling him the truth.
I also love Chris's mental gymnastics about coersion, when an idea someone has backfires, it's coersion, like the way he claimed to be hacked. No one coersed him into hitting on Bryan, that was all Chris.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Just like the End, where Chris got banned for acting weird and fighting with judges.
The phone calls may have just beenen icing on the cake of people being annoyed with him.
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It wasn't that, it was just people calling up to make hirtes-tier jokes framed as complaints.

Like even if Chris was being annoying here (which he wasn't), then we're just talking about a situation where a noticeable chunk of Chris content is just internet superheros pushing minimum wage employees over the edge into banning Chris as he goes about his daily life, by calling up and making bogus complaints. And the retroactive justification is "well, he's kind of annoying sometimes". Ok cool.

Again, the stories of Chris getting banned from a place drop like 90% when the internet is not aware that he attends that place. If the primary distinguishing feature of a cwc story is "the internet found out he goes there", then that's probably shitty content, and the people involved are almost certainly huge faggots.
 
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As far as i know, none of his bannings have to do with weens. Maybe the time he yelled "NOOOOOO" at the mall, but that was like his third warning there.

I've worked retail, you can't ban somebody because of hot tips from anonymous strangers. You leave yourself open to all sorts of trouble.
 
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