Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Being a about The Met Gala.
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Christianity doesn't deserve any sympathy because they don't declare fatwa the moment someone uses their holy symbols as fashion items.
But no kidding: I really like the Gaultier dress Madonna wore.

What do you guys think Blob will have to say about Deadpool 2? $20 says he bitches about dudebros liking it at some point.

It is a forgone conclusion that Bobby will pan the movie. The question is: how many parts will his "review" be?

So Trump announced his pulling the US out of the Iran Deal. I wonder if Bob’s sperging on this will be bigger than both the DACA and Paris Clinate Agreement or not.

The foretaste of salt is already here:

 

[elder god]

Sperging about Michigan and Wisconsin.

:powerlevel:As a wisconsinite myself, I love it when people tell me that I "voted wrong" because Wisconsin went red. What did Clinton offer us? Seriously, our main exports in Wisconsin are farming and machinary, not the sort of things going back to college would fix, and certainly things that would hurt the average worker if every illegal and their mother was allowed to stay. There was at no point a very good reason to vote for Clinton. But sure, keep telling us its our fault Trump won because we didn't vote for good things for California and New York.

 

[Red Hood]

Especially if Blob and his DNC buddies keep demonizing Trump supporters and rely too much on the Russian hysteria even if the Muller probe is going nowhere at the moment.

Another thing that I argue will turn a lot of people off is the whole gun control nonsense Bob and the Democrats keep sperging on about, especially if they have those Parkland kids everyone is sick of already like David Hogg and Emma Gonzalez talk nonsense about it.

Bob and the SJWs need to realize that they destroying the Democratic Party more than they did in the 2016 election.

This is the thing I don't get about the Democrats/left wingers. Rather than assess what went wrong there's no more self awareness and just this doubling down and making themselves incredibly strident and insufferable about every little issue. And often they are pointless little "issues", otherwise TWO SCOOPS BLUMPF wouldn't be a running gag.

And also, I think I've found two words I sincerely believe define Bob: Odious. Loathsome. Oh, and dumb.

:powerlevel:As a wisconsinite myself, I love it when people tell me that I "voted wrong" because Wisconsin went red. What did Clinton offer us? Seriously, our main exports in Wisconsin are farming and machinary, not the sort of things going back to college would fix, and certainly things that would hurt the average worker if every illegal and their mother was allowed to stay. There was at no point a very good reason to vote for Clinton. But sure, keep telling us its our fault Trump won because we didn't vote for good things for California and New York.

Wisconsin also produces hack fraud movie reviewers and loud motorcycles. Anyone tells you you voted wrong? Just yell AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS while you twist the throttle on that Harley.

 

[Hierophantis]

So he believes not just in a master race but that members of said master race are black transsexuals?

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

This. Fucking. Tweet.

The whole POINT of campaigning is to convince the electorate WHY they should vote for you. Say what you want about Trump, but at least he gave voters ACTUAL, CONCRETE FUCKING REASONS as to why voters should get behind him. Acting like they owe your their vote solely because "at least I'm not that guy" and "first woman president" will get you FUCKING NOWHERE. And until Pork-Chop Pinochet and his butt buddies in the DNC realize that, they're gonna keep getting their asses kicked every election day.

A fun memory that pops into my head every now and again is one of a high school economics class discussing the 2012 election. Every student in the classroom said the would vote for Obama way back when and I distinctly remember, being the massive contrarian I was in high school, asking why that was and how they came to that conclusion.

Pretty telling that the answer I got was an almost universal "Because I'm supposed to?"

Kids don't understand what politics are and how the government works nor have any beat on society. That's why they need bad-guys in politics, because knowing why you stand for something on your own merits is hard.

For such a simpleton as MovieBob, and I mean a real honest to God dumb-ass here, no hyperbole, the only dissectible way to stomach politics is to have "cops and robbers" and make sure your team wins. No, you don't know what winning entails, but gosh-golly-darn am I ain't gonna let those garsh darned red team hill-billies win, they's the bad guys!


Seriously, modern political discourse is a joke because of these fucking chodes with this back-wards ass mentality.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Less Bob is nice but seriously this is why I can't take these YouTube reviewers serious their jobs are to give their opinion into a camera and they act like it's so hard because it requires time. I can't imagine many of these people having to ever do a 9 to 5 maybe it's why Bob hates the blue collar types their work ethic.

 

[Positron]

Basically the video says he's going to slack off, but not entirely disappear, in order to work on "a greater variety of content" which he is not "at personal or professional liberty to disclose".

He alluds that the change has something to do with YouTube's current algorithms (i.e. The Adocalypse)

He suggests he's going to write two books (one fiction, one non-fiction), and that he might revive some old TGWTG shticks.

"Okay the title probably has people a little freak out."
No it doesn't.

"Basically, I'm swamped."
The only thing that swamped you is your ass.

 

[thismanlies]

Sperging about Michigan and Wisconsin.

I'd sure hate to see the people that would make Bob look like the adult in the room.

 

[Flexo]

I hate say this but Droids complaining about Droid oppression predate the solo movie by years/decades

A fun memory that pops into my head every now and again is one of a high school economics class discussing the 2012 election. Every student in the classroom said the would vote for Obama way back when and I distinctly remember, being the massive contrarian I was in high school, asking why that was and how they came to that conclusion.

Pretty telling that the answer I got was an almost universal "Because I'm supposed to?"

Kids don't understand what politics are and how the government works nor have any beat on society. That's why they need bad-guys in politics, because knowing why you stand for something on your own merits is hard.

For such a simpleton as MovieBob, and I mean a real honest to God dumb-ass here, no hyperbole, the only dissectible way to stomach politics is to have "cops and robbers" and make sure your team wins. No, you don't know what winning entails, but gosh-golly-darn am I ain't gonna let those garsh darned red team hill-billies win, they's the bad guys!

Seriously, modern political discourse is a joke because of these fucking chodes with this back-wards ass mentality.

Ace invented the useful phrase:
The MacGuffinization of American Politics

Pretty much everything you just described.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

So he believes not just in a master race but that members of said master race are black transsexuals?

Buddy... He's wrong on so many points on that. I don't even have the sheer energy or built up autism to delve into that.

 

[A Random]

Basically the video says he's going to slack off, but not entirely disappear, in order to work on "a greater variety of content" which he is not "at personal or professional liberty to disclose".

He alluds that the change has something to do with YouTube's current algorithms (i.e. The Adocalypse)

He suggests he's going to write two books (one fiction, one non-fiction), and that he might revive some old TGWTG shticks.

"Okay the title probably has people a little freak out."
No it doesn't.

"Basically, I'm swamped."
The only thing that swamped you is your ass.

It'd be nice if it was to take care of all his health problems.

We all know he won't do it when he's too busy trying to prove his life isn't shit from living in a basement all year.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Sperging about Michigan and Wisconsin.
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>calls people imbeciles

>spells it wrong

Bob really is quite something.

 

[Mola Ram]

:powerlevel:As a wisconsinite myself, I love it when people tell me that I "voted wrong" because Wisconsin went red. What did Clinton offer us? Seriously, our main exports in Wisconsin are farming and machinary, not the sort of things going back to college would fix, and certainly things that would hurt the average worker if every illegal and their mother was allowed to stay. There was at no point a very good reason to vote for Clinton. But sure, keep telling us its our fault Trump won because we didn't vote for good things for California and New York.

I've wanted to ask a Wisconsin person for a while: did the recall efforts on Walker and the John Doe raids scandal affect the 2016 election, based on what you saw? I have the distinct feeling that Bob's childish interpretation of why Wisconsin went red is ... lacking, but then what is that not true of when it comes to Sugardumpling?

 

[Voltaire]

I always assumed his master race was people who voted democrat

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It'd be nice if it was to take care of all his health problems.

We all know he won't do it when he's too busy trying to prove his life isn't shit from living in a basement all year.

I wonder if his health has taken yet another sudden downturn and he has to take a break from video production while he recovers.

 

[Reynard]

However, what I don't agree with is the idea that the industry is only keeping a few well-known available. Have you seen the PS2 classics section on PSN? Some of those games are cult classics that didn't sell well. Hell, Nintendo's done a really solid job with having obscure games on their Virtual Console. The issue then isn't so much just selling the big classic games and more to do with the ongoing debate about whether it's worth buying or just downloading it for free.

I mean, they brought back fucking Manhunt so that people could experience it on PS4. Hell, I even got it on Steam out of curiosity, and I don't regret it.If a game as controversial and with as much of a cult status as that can get a re-release, almost anything is possible.

> falsely installed president
> won the electoral vote


??????????????

You say that as if he sees why we have both a popular vote and an electoral vote in the United States, which is because the high population centers like New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and so on would all overpower the voices of those living in the rural areas of America simply because there's more of them. But with their way of life being so different, what benefits city folk might be detrimental to farmers and the people around them and vice versa. The electoral vote system that's based on a popular vote per state and to a greater extent, district, is so amazing and why we use it. It's not perfect, as gerrymandering really undermines the greatness of this system, but it's the best democratic republican system I think we as a species have as of now. MovieBob doesn't realize that, and seems to believe in a direct democracy, which has been proven not to work when there are population hot spots with vastly different cultures than areas with less people.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I'm naht stoopid, everyone else is!"

And economy sperging.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

"I'm naht stoopid, everyone else is!"
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And economy sperging.
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Bob fails to realize that the reason the world is burning is that the policies that ignore the white working middle class like NAFTA and TPP are screwing them over.

 

[Positron]

So Bobby thinks the world would cease burning if Rodham were crowned queen?
Don't answer: this is a rhetorical question.

 

[Red Hood]

Spoiler: California sperging

People always talk up California's economy, but that economy can't exist in a bubble. The big businesses aren't making their money in-state. Hollywood can't even make a profit anymore unless their piece of shit movies perform well in the international market. California's agribusinesses are essentially as close to the antebellum south as you can get at this point. I want to see Bob defend giving Umberto from Oaxaca $5 an hour when minimum wage is $11 in California.

I've seen people say California could secede because they have everything they need to form their own country- when it would be pitifully easy from a military standpoint to cut their supply lines (also, zero defenses. Armed Forces in California would be pulled out faster than you can say Abe Lincoln's Ghost!) As of February 1st 44 percent of the state was experiencing moderate drought conditions. These are not ideal conditions in which to start a new nation that will not collapse within a decade.

I wonder if Bob's constant lashing out at everyone and everything that aren't him or his cronies is a tacit admission of him knowing what a completely worthless and loathsome POS he is. I feel like he's projecting his own failures onto every man with a timecard.