Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
"I'm naht stoopid, everyone else is!"
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And economy sperging.
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This is all so cringe since it’s coming from Blobbo. A man who proudly shows off his ignorance and naivety on political issues daily. A man who thinks reading a Wikipedia article is “good enough” for research on a topic.

Hey Bob, you’re one of the “stupid people” FYI.
 
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The Shadow said:
People always talk up California's economy, but that economy can't exist in a bubble. The big businesses aren't making their money in-state. Hollywood can't even make a profit anymore unless their piece of shit movies perform well in the international market. California's agribusinesses are essentially as close to the antebellum south as you can get at this point. I want to see Bob defend giving Umberto from Oaxaca $5 an hour when minimum wage is $11 in California.

I've seen people say California could secede because they have everything they need to form their own country- when it would be pitifully easy from a military standpoint to cut their supply lines (also, zero defenses. Armed Forces in California would be pulled out faster than you can say Abe Lincoln's Ghost!) As of February 1st 44 percent of the state was experiencing moderate drought conditions. These are not ideal conditions in which to start a new nation that will not collapse within a decade.


I wonder if Bob's constant lashing out at everyone and everything that aren't him or his cronies is a tacit admission of him knowing what a completely worthless and loathsome POS he is. I feel like he's projecting his own failures onto every man with a timecard.
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The one thing that also folks like Bob tends to ignore about states like California and New York is that the states have strikingly high wealth gaps with middle class people being forced to move out because of how expensive it is to have those Upper-middle class people with their groups going to encroach on their territory while having to use more tax money go to support welfare programs that they don't get to benefit from and further takes away from infrastructure that is badly needing of repairs.

Also, California is going to become a real hell hole if all the middle class leaves or is done away with as there won't be enough people to pay for all the entitlements, infrastructure, healthcare, and schools.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
"I'm naht stoopid, everyone else is!"
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And he wonders why he gets so much shit for his political beliefs. It’s one thing to say you like one candidate/party and not the other. It’s another thing to have a literal basement dweller declare that a third of the country is too stupid to make their own decisions.
 
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> "Limited release"
> Theaters: 1,560.
> "A movie that came out four months ago."
> Release date: April 6, 2018.
> "Whose biggest star was Jason Clarke."
> Also stars Ed Helms.
> "For my video game, comics and blockbuster/genre-focused film review outlet?
> He also reviewed Phantom Thread for the same outlet.

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Reynard said:
... MovieBob doesn't realize that, and seems to believe in a direct democracy, ...
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Oh he's gone on record multiple times on Twitter, he doesn't even like democracy.

He doesn't like any form of government where someone of low-status, low-intelligence, low-IQ, low-income people might possibly have any kind of say in how things are run. Because those damn nigg I mean Mayonaise Ghouls in Chicag I mean sisterfuckistan are just holding us all back from our Superior Future making their bad decisions.

Now, here's a fun little game for you. I did indeed deliberately embellish and falsify some of the information I posted. The fun part is, which parts are embellishments and my own little additions, and which ones are direct quotes of shit he actually said?

We call Bob varying synonyms for fascist for a reason.
 
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LastOfTheMohicans said:
Oh he's gone on record multiple times on Twitter, he doesn't even like democracy.

He doesn't like any form of government where someone of low-status, low-intelligence, low-IQ, low-income people might possibly have any kind of say in how things are run. Because those damn nigg I mean Mayonaise Ghouls in Chicag I mean sisterfuckistan are just holding us all back from our Superior Future making their bad decisions.

Now, here's a fun little game for you. I did indeed deliberately embellish and falsify some of the information I posted. The fun part is, which parts are embellishments and my own little additions, and which ones are direct quotes of shit he actually said?

We call Bob varying synonyms for fascist for a reason.
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It pisses me off to no end when people say that people are voting against their own interest. It usually manifests in the more racist elements of the right and of the left as it is usually used to demean the poor, less educated, and those of minority status. I know I don't want some sanctimonious prick from well to do area going to act like just because he got a college education that it makes him smarter than everyone else.
 
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LastOfTheMohicans said:
Oh he's gone on record multiple times on Twitter, he doesn't even like democracy.

He doesn't like any form of government where someone of low-status, low-intelligence, low-IQ, low-income people might possibly have any kind of say in how things are run. Because those damn nigg I mean Mayonaise Ghouls in Chicag I mean sisterfuckistan are just holding us all back from our Superior Future making their bad decisions.

Now, here's a fun little game for you. I did indeed deliberately embellish and falsify some of the information I posted. The fun part is, which parts are embellishments and my own little additions, and which ones are direct quotes of shit he actually said?

We call Bob varying synonyms for fascist for a reason.
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And that's the thing about someone with a totalitarian mindset- they really do have plug and chug beliefs. You could go down a list of Hitler's policies and replaced "teh jooz" with "working class White Americans" and Bob would have a hard-on for every single one of them.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
> "Limited release"
> Theaters: 1,560.
> "A movie that came out four months ago."
> Release date: April 6, 2018.
> "Whose biggest star was Jason Clarke."
> Also stars Ed Helms.

Film critic.
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Either Bob is a terrible critic who slacks off or Geek.com is a terrible site that doesn't inform its reviewers what and when a review needs to be done. Either way, both are valid points.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
The one thing that also folks like Bob tends to ignore about states like California and New York is that the states have strikingly high wealth gaps with middle class people being forced to move out because of how expensive it is to have those Upper-middle class people with their groups going to encroach on their territory while having to use more tax money go to support welfare programs that they don't get to benefit from and further takes away from infrastructure that is badly needing of repairs.

Also, California is going to become a real hell hole if all the middle class leaves or is done away with as there won't be enough people to pay for all the entitlements, infrastructure, healthcare, and schools.
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I've said it before, but the kind of policies Bob advocates for, like the kind that California is run under, are a ticking time bomb in the sense that the gulf they create between the rich and poor will get so wide that it's basically feudalism and make things ripe for some kind of French Revolution-style uprising. In which case, it would be interesting to see who Bob would side with.
 
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Lensherr said:
I've said it before, but the kind of policies Bob advocates for, like the kind that California is run under, are a ticking time bomb in the sense that the gulf they create between the rich and poor will get so wide that it's basically feudalism and make things ripe for some kind of French Revolution-style uprising. In which case, it would be interesting to see who Bob would side with.
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You know he'd be screaming let them eat cake. Or maybe he ate it all himself.
 
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The Shadow said:
People always talk up California's economy, but that economy can't exist in a bubble. The big businesses aren't making their money in-state. Hollywood can't even make a profit anymore unless their piece of shit movies perform well in the international market. California's agribusinesses are essentially as close to the antebellum south as you can get at this point. I want to see Bob defend giving Umberto from Oaxaca $5 an hour when minimum wage is $11 in California.

I've seen people say California could secede because they have everything they need to form their own country- when it would be pitifully easy from a military standpoint to cut their supply lines (also, zero defenses. Armed Forces in California would be pulled out faster than you can say Abe Lincoln's Ghost!) As of February 1st 44 percent of the state was experiencing moderate drought conditions. These are not ideal conditions in which to start a new nation that will not collapse within a decade.


I wonder if Bob's constant lashing out at everyone and everything that aren't him or his cronies is a tacit admission of him knowing what a completely worthless and loathsome POS he is. I feel like he's projecting his own failures onto every man with a timecard.
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Of course it is. All Bob does is project his faults and failures onto others. Look at that one video he made where he said that gamer's need to lose weight and eat healthy.

Whether he knows it is debatable, but I believe it to be true. Bob likely hates his life, hates who he is and is well aware of it. He turns it into anger against those he hates or who he thinks wronged him in the past.
 
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What movie came out four months ago that he's confusing for that one?
 
You know, for someone who complains about Trump, he sure seems a lot like him on paper. Egotistic, fat, stirs up controversy to keep relevant, is constantly called a facsist by the internet, is always tweeting either dumb shit or tweeting instead of doing his job, etc. Only real differences are Trump has hair, power, and success.

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On a whim I decided to see if MovieBob had a subreddit dedicated to him.

The result is exactly as hilarious as you'd expect.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
>It's all been one dude for the past two weeks.
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Shit, can we get a thread on this guy now?
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Honestly, it's not as funny as I was hoping. As much as it's worth a chuckle that it's just one guy posting there right now, I was hoping that there would be some sort of active community all discussing the nuance of his work and all that stuff. I'm honestly a bit disappointed, but I might have set my hopes too high.
 
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If the movie came out in April, it can't be from 4 months ago, that's why I'm asking.
 
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