Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Good thing my summer vacation starts tomorrow?

He has, they're just terrible in a different way:
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What a stance. You know if Bob were to shave, drop his glasses and stick bolts in his neck, he could go as the Frankenstein monster . I've seen nerds in all shapes and sizes, but Bob is the only one I've ever seen that looks like he should be lumbering across a fog-shrouded Transylvanian landscape underneath a full moon.

And that picture of him awhile back that showed him with his niece reminded me of this scene:

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Pokemonquistador said:
What a stance. You know if Bob were to shave, drop his glasses and stick bolts in his neck, he could go as the Frankenstein monster . I've seen nerds in all shapes and sizes, but Bob is the only one I've ever seen that looks like he should be lumbering across a fog-shrouded Transylvanian landscape underneath a full moon.

And that picture of him awhile back that showed him with his niece reminded me of this scene:

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Sad thing is Adam still has more humanity within him than Bob ever did. Bob's everything that the monster was not. Heartless, uncaring, unsympathetic, and a force of evil for selfish reasons.
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
What a stance. You know if Bob were to shave, drop his glasses and stick bolts in his neck, he could go as the Frankenstein monster . I've seen nerds in all shapes and sizes, but Bob is the only one I've ever seen that looks like he should be lumbering across a fog-shrouded Transylvanian landscape underneath a full moon.

And that picture of him awhile back that showed him with his niece reminded me of this scene:

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Though in that famous movie, the monster was basically a special needs man level of intelligence where the tragedy comes from the bigotry of the townspeople not understanding the pitiful creature. Bob on the other hand is the malicious monster that fortunately has the intelligence and the forethought of a special needs man.
 
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Kyria the Great said:
Though in that famous movie, the monster was basically a special needs man level of intelligence where the tragedy comes from the bigotry of the townspeople not understanding the pitiful creature. Bob on the other hand is the malicious monster that fortunately has the intelligence and the forethought of a special needs man.
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In the Universal movie continuity, the monster has a bride, who hisses at, screams at, and rejects the monster soon after her creation. And I'm guessing this meeting between the bride and the monster still goes more smoothly than most of Bob's interactions with real life women.
 
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"eugenics-y Bob" is at it again. Is he trying to retcon all the times he called for Drumpftards to get the gas too?
 
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Bob better hope Kevin Feige doesn't get a #MeToo accusation otherwise the whole MCU will become problematic.
 
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Bob better hope Kevin Feige doesn't get a #MeToo accusation otherwise the whole MCU will become problematic.
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That #MeToo accusation would take a gigantic hit on the quality of the MCU. However, has there been any rumors that Kevin Feige might have done sexual misconduct?
 
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