Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Imagine staying up till nine in the morning just to watch the trailer for The Predator:
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But he's awake enough for a cow crossover:
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Imagine staying up till nine in the morning just to watch the trailer for The Predator:
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But he's awake enough for a cow crossover:
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That Chu could make the intellectual leap from "Obama didn't leave his party in a position of power" to "Obama didn't rig the election" is quite revealing. I guess winning Jeopardy doesn't actually mean you're all that bright.

Bob is just bein' Bob.
 
Imagine staying up till nine in the morning just to watch the trailer for The Predator:
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I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point that his sleep schedule is absolutely fucked, considering he went to bed at like 6 in the morning, but why not just go to sleep and watch the trailer when he wakes up? It's not going anywhere.
 
I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point that his sleep schedule is absolutely fucked, considering he went to bed at like 6 in the morning, but why not just go to sleep and watch the trailer when he wakes up? It's not going anywhere.
It's actually closer to 9 in the morning. Weird Twitter glitch. And I guess he wanted the hot take of "Alright, that'll do."
 
Because he's supposed to be a smart and well-versed man of the global world.

All I can see is a reason why his apnea is possibly brain damaging.
 
Does MovieBob not know what an alarm clock is or how to use his phone as one? It's a lot easier than pulling an all-nighter.
To be fair to Bob, it's not like he has social engagements or a job during normal daytime hours.
 
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Y'know, Bob, maybe there are some of us out there who DON'T want to live in crowded urban bughives that could be reduced to burning rubble filled with starving, rioting marauders within days of a supply-chain disruption. Maybe there are those of us who like seeing these green things called "trees" outside of our windows and who don't want to hop a bus three times just for the chance to stroll through a grass-filled public park. I know that suburban sprawl is a problem, but I don't think we need to create a human version of John Calhoun's Mouse Utopia just to ensure that everyone has a roof over their heads.

Bob, of course, wants everyone to live the way he wants them to not because he thinks it will make them happy, but because it will make them more dependent on the Globalist Ubergovernment that will be required to run a society on that massive of a scale. Richard Attenborough's musings on human population may seem callous, but he is a man who has seen lots of animal habitat destroyed by human thoughtlessness, so I'll give his misanthropy a pass. Bob's misanthropy however, is solely a product of his seething hatred for his fellow men and it should be called out for what it is.
 
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