Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bah! That were the pastetime of "old intellectuals". Intellectuals of the superior future are those that watch Superhero shit and tv.
The thing about Bob is that he's shitting on broadcast TV, but doesn't like serialized stories, and considers Netflix to be background noise.

One or the fucking other, Blob.
I thought intellectuals read books rather than watch TV, broadcast or streamed?
Every superior person watches the MCU multiple times in the theater, you inferior troglodyte.
 
This kind of shit is why no network would hire you. If you think that little of the platform then you're just a liability to them. There would be no passion behind your bad ideas. Only screeching about your political views,

He seems completely incapable of just shutting it off for five fucking minutes. You want to speculate on why network tv is so lousy today, by all means, go ahead. You want to argue that it's because different political crowds gravitate toward certain media rather than others, hey, go for it. All in good fun. But since this is Bob, there has to be sneering insults toward the Wasteland Ghouls. Those fuckers can't get anything right, huh? Don't vote the right way, don't pursue the right businesses, don't believe the right things about religion -- man, they can't even watch the right thing on their electronic amusement boxes! Just proves how much better and smarter ol' Bob is.

I know we occasionally compare Bob to Chris with Mario standing in for Sonic. But Bob goes long stretches without even mentioning Mario. He apparently can't even breathe without popping off his idiot political opinions in grotesquely offensive ways. That's his real obsession, although whether it's genuine political interest or just angry groping for a bludgeon to attack all the strawmen he hates, who can tell?
 
He seems completely incapable of just shutting it off for five fucking minutes. You want to speculate on why network tv is so lousy today, by all means, go ahead. You want to argue that it's because different political crowds gravitate toward certain media rather than others, hey, go for it. All in good fun. But since this is Bob, there has to be sneering insults toward the Wasteland Ghouls. Those fuckers can't get anything right, huh? Don't vote the right way, don't pursue the right businesses, don't believe the right things about religion -- man, they can't even watch the right thing on their electronic amusement boxes! Just proves how much better and smarter ol' Bob is.

I know we occasionally compare Bob to Chris with Mario standing in for Sonic. But Bob goes long stretches without even mentioning Mario. He apparently can't even breathe without popping off his idiot political opinions in grotesquely offensive ways. That's his real obsession, although whether it's genuine political interest or just angry groping for a bludgeon to attack all the strawmen he hates, who can tell?
Farmers use less straw than Bob, and that says something. Bob's also a master of projection, so he's just trying to hide the fact that he is what he hates.
 
Sperging about people calling him out for being an elitist.
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I take it this "No one should be a millionaire while starving people die on the streets" not "Fuck talented people being able to command market prices for their talent" and Bob had missed the point entirely. I'm probably going to guess that a binman is going to work harder than an actor in a capeshit movie does a week but market value isnt governed by how hard you work but how people around you perceive your value in your profession.[/QUOTE]
 
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So this is the superior future in a nutshell?
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only diabetes
 
What a dumbass, the article clearly states that the Expanse was cancelled because live TV ratings were low and the network didn't get revenue from streaming rights.

Though it is a very good series, it is ironically a series that envisions what would happen if we actually colonized space and made moon wheat (the indications so far are that no, things aren't hunky-dory at all), it basically dismantles a huge part of his superior future.
 
Another slapfight.
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Bob admits to everyone was the first thing he does when he wakes up is start bitching on Twitter and he thinks he’s making a point about the other guy not having a life. It’s especially funny because yesterday he talked about staying up all night to watch the predator trailer. You know, like somebody who doesn’t have a real life would do.
 
Bob, get off Twitter you fat sack of shit. The vitriol spewing from your every orifice will accelerate your inevitable heart attack even faster than chewing 20 buckets of Chicken McNuggets per day will.
He spews so much that I am surprised that no one has reported him. (For the love of god, if you read this, do not report him. We don't need weens here)
 
I skimmed his book awhile ago and it is so very sad. Striking parts included writing about how he was living with his family at thirty and it was obvious he really resented them so when he got home at night after work he would just sit in his car and play games and/or drink until the lights went out so he could go inside without encountering them just like a mature adult.

I avoided his reviews in the first place because he seemed to be just another person getting aboard the "Wacky Zany Ranting Dude Who Reviews Stuff in Online Videos!" bandwagon but he really is actually emotionally and socially retarded, as in underdeveloped. He consumes nothing but children's entertainment and the laziest mainstream films and regurgitates opinions and takes that are as basic as what he consumes. I would pity him if he wasn't such a petulant and bizarrely fascistic asshole. He's like an edgy teenager that just got done reading Nietzsche and makes these pronouncements of his hatred of/superiority over those "heartlanders" that sound like monologues from a badly written JRPG villian. I guess all to him Midwesterners and Okies and so on are just like the kids who made fun of him in high school and/or Wario.
 
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This might be a good time to bring it up but has anyone wondered why "MovieBob"? I don't really get his theme with "MovieBob", "TRUST THE BOB", "AmericanBob", etc.

I get the feeling that movies are only his thing because it's the story telling medium that requires the least amount on viewer investment outside of things like web series.
 
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