Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BR55]

Well after not checking in on this thread for a few weeks I can confidently say that I missed absolutely nothing.
Yep Our dear Bob is just as much of a cunt as ever.

This might be a good time to bring it up but has anyone wondered why "MovieBob"? I don't really get his theme with "MovieBob", "TRUST THE BOB", "AmericanBob", etc.

I get the feeling that movies are only his thing because it's the story telling medium that requires the least amount on viewer investment outside of things like web series.

I always just thought the whole Bob theme thing was just his ego. But really who knows.

 

[Done]

Alright, so I have two announcements:

1) The thread poll will end tomorrow (May 13th), and I will post the results here for archival, and will start a new poll soon that will also last two weeks, if anyone has any fun ideas, PM me and we'll try to make it happen.

2) To make the thread more accessible for newcomers, I am planning on adding one more section to the OP to include explanations for common MovieBob references, sort of like a MovieBob FAQ/glossary, so far I have these terms:

• Autism Blackface
• Moon Wheat
• FPS games did 9/11

If anyone has any more weird terms or Bob inside jokes, then let me know and I will add them to the list, also, if anyone sees any updates we need to add to the OP, then as always, let me know either here or via PM.

 

[[username]]

Alright, so I have two announcements:

1) The thread poll will end tomorrow (May 13th), and I will post the results here for archival, and will start a new poll soon that will also last two weeks, if anyone has any fun ideas, PM me and we'll try to make it happen.

2) To make the thread more accessible for newcomers, I am planning on adding one more section to the OP to include explanations for common MovieBob references, sort of like a MovieBob FAQ/glossary, so far I have these terms:

• Autism Blackface
• Moon Wheat
• FPS games did 9/11

If anyone has any more weird terms or Bob inside jokes, then let me know and I will add them to the list, also, if anyone sees any updates we need to add to the OP, then as always, let me know either here or via PM.

Don't forget Mayonnaise Ghoul/Wastelander

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Sperging about people calling him out for being an elitist.
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You think Bob's the one who needs electroshock therapy?
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Well tepid praise mixed with fan bashing certainly doesn't help your case.
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Feminist.
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"Why can't I yell at the Pats about the Superior Future?"
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I am amused that Bob thinks the entertainment mega-industries are meritocracies, and not a convoluted mess of nepotism, cronyism, payola, and back room blowjobs.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Though I think it is funny to see his ass chewed up by people on the internet by someone and him not to automatically dismiss them or retreat with some snide remark, why do most all of Bob's detractors have to be people that are either certain or possible lolcows?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Alright, so I have two announcements:

1) The thread poll will end tomorrow (May 13th), and I will post the results here for archival, and will start a new poll soon that will also last two weeks, if anyone has any fun ideas, PM me and we'll try to make it happen.

2) To make the thread more accessible for newcomers, I am planning on adding one more section to the OP to include explanations for common MovieBob references, sort of like a MovieBob FAQ/glossary, so far I have these terms:

• Autism Blackface
• Moon Wheat
• FPS games did 9/11

If anyone has any more weird terms or Bob inside jokes, then let me know and I will add them to the list, also, if anyone sees any updates we need to add to the OP, then as always, let me know either here or via PM.

Superior Future would be another one, along with basement apartment.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Alright, so I have two announcements:

1) The thread poll will end tomorrow (May 13th), and I will post the results here for archival, and will start a new poll soon that will also last two weeks, if anyone has any fun ideas, PM me and we'll try to make it happen.

2) To make the thread more accessible for newcomers, I am planning on adding one more section to the OP to include explanations for common MovieBob references, sort of like a MovieBob FAQ/glossary, so far I have these terms:

• Autism Blackface
• Moon Wheat
• FPS games did 9/11

If anyone has any more weird terms or Bob inside jokes, then let me know and I will add them to the list, also, if anyone sees any updates we need to add to the OP, then as always, let me know either here or via PM.

I hardly see his MCU obsession in the OP. I think a section dedicating to his MCU fetish would be entertaining.

 

[Done]

Superior Future would be another one, along with basement apartment.

Those are explained in the OP, but no problem, I'll add a more explicit and concise explanation for them in the new section .

I hardly see his MCU obsession in the OP. I think a section dedicating to his MCU fetish would be entertaining.

That's an interesting point, maybe I will work it into the one of the existing sections at a later point.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I take it we're the "dumb web"?

I hardly see his MCU obsession in the OP. I think a section dedicating to his MCU fetish would be entertaining.

It's one of the least interesting things about him, and it would just eat up space. Please, contain your autism.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I am amused that Bob thinks the entertainment mega-industries are meritocracies, and not a convoluted mess of nepotism, cronyism, payola, and back room blowjobs.

This is the man who thinks Hillary Clinton and other Democrats would lead us to a future where the United States and their own positions of power no longer exists and is annexed by a Superior world government.....and thinks that's PRAISE.

 

[Mola Ram]

Alright, so I have two announcements:

1) The thread poll will end tomorrow (May 13th), and I will post the results here for archival, and will start a new poll soon that will also last two weeks, if anyone has any fun ideas, PM me and we'll try to make it happen.

2) To make the thread more accessible for newcomers, I am planning on adding one more section to the OP to include explanations for common MovieBob references, sort of like a MovieBob FAQ/glossary, so far I have these terms:

• Autism Blackface
• Moon Wheat
• FPS games did 9/11

If anyone has any more weird terms or Bob inside jokes, then let me know and I will add them to the list, also, if anyone sees any updates we need to add to the OP, then as always, let me know either here or via PM.

What about his very, very strange sleep patterns? This "I've been up all night so I can catch the Predator trailer when it drops" isn't exactly the first time he's revealed he has the sleeping habits of a college freshman on Ritalin.

 

[Kyria the Great]

What about his very, very strange sleep patterns? This "I've been up all night so I can catch the Predator trailer when it drops" isn't exactly the first time he's revealed he has the sleeping habits of a college freshman on Ritalin.

Are you telling me that his sleep pattern reflects that of either a trucker that is doing hard miles cross-country or that of someone who has no life?

 

[LN 910]

Alright, so I have two announcements:

1) The thread poll will end tomorrow (May 13th), and I will post the results here for archival, and will start a new poll soon that will also last two weeks, if anyone has any fun ideas, PM me and we'll try to make it happen.

2) To make the thread more accessible for newcomers, I am planning on adding one more section to the OP to include explanations for common MovieBob references, sort of like a MovieBob FAQ/glossary, so far I have these terms:

• Autism Blackface
• Moon Wheat
• FPS games did 9/11

If anyone has any more weird terms or Bob inside jokes, then let me know and I will add them to the list, also, if anyone sees any updates we need to add to the OP, then as always, let me know either here or via PM.

Eugenics, most definitely. Also the whole "wanting to be Mario" thing.

 

[Mola Ram]

Are you telling me that his sleep pattern reflects that of either a trucker that is doing hard miles cross-country or that of someone who has no life?

Hey now! Truckers have lives. You ain't lived til you've hauled a load of nitro through the Sierras wired to the eyeballs on speed, leery of all those truck stop hookers because you never know which one's got a razor in her shoe.

 

[LN 910]

Though I think it is funny to see his ass chewed up by people on the internet by someone and him not to automatically dismiss them or retreat with some snide remark, why do most all of Bob's detractors have to be people that are either certain or possible lolcows?

All of his fans are lolcows too, so it balances itself out.

This might be a good time to bring it up but has anyone wondered why "MovieBob"? I don't really get his theme with "MovieBob", "TRUST THE BOB", "AmericanBob", etc.

I get the feeling that movies are only his thing because it's the story telling medium that requires the least amount on viewer investment outside of things like web series.

They're not even good fucking puns.

 

[Done]

What about his very, very strange sleep patterns? This "I've been up all night so I can catch the Predator trailer when it drops" isn't exactly the first time he's revealed he has the sleeping habits of a college freshman on Ritalin.

Good point, but I think a better place for this would be the part that talks about his life, health..etc, what I am asking for is obscure references that people frequently ask about, like I saw that people asked about Moon wheat multiple times.

Are you telling me that his sleep pattern reflects that of either a trucker that is doing hard miles cross-country or that of someone who has no life?

He has the heart rate of the former and the non-life of the latter.

Eugenics, most definitely. Also the whole "wanting to be Mario" thing.

Both are in the OP already (there's full sections for Mario and the supreme future), I don't want it to be too repetitive because it's already a long and somewhat verbose OP.

 

[Mola Ram]

They're not even good fucking puns.

Eh, "In Bob We Trust" is okay, although not staggeringly original.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

wow, who pissed in his Cheerios today?
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It is fact 100% opposite of it, and you can go to hell, champ.

This. This is why people fucking despise you, and get on your ass. Because of this condescending attitude, and flat out minimization of everyone that disagree with you.

 

[Zaryiu]

What a stance. You know if Bob were to shave, drop his glasses and stick bolts in his neck, he could go as the Frankenstein monster . I've seen nerds in all shapes and sizes, but Bob is the only one I've ever seen that looks like he should be lumbering across a fog-shrouded Transylvanian landscape underneath a full moon.

And that picture of him awhile back that showed him with his niece reminded me of this scene:

No he couldn't: He's too fat, has no feets and Frankenstein is likeable

How the fuck could anybody look forward to another Predator movie

For the potential dumb fun, salt or so bad it's good?

Predators was released in 2010 though

Good point, but I think a better place for this would be the part that talks about his life, health..etc, what I am asking for is obscure references that people frequently ask about, like I saw that people asked about Moon wheat multiple times.

He has the heart rate of the former and the non-life of the latter.

Both are in the OP already (there's full sections for Mario and the supreme future), I don't want it to be too repetitive because it's already a long and somewhat verbose OP.

A quick explanation of why people say he has no feets might be useful (Don't know if that's akready there)

 

[Hierophantis]

lol, the poll isnt even close. Why does he hate Venom or the Venom film?