Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Pictured: Two actual baritones, laughing their asses off at BahstanBlob.
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Positron said:
First, you misspelled "baritone".
Second, you are not a baritone Bobby.
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That boy ain't right

PurpleDude said:
If your voice is so great Bob then why do you speed it up and cut out all the pauses? I wasn't aware that "pleasing barritone[sic]" was synonymous with "autistic Bostonian chipmunk".
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Because he's a retard and ripoff Yathzee
 
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Does blobbo know what a baritone is? I'm thinking not, and whatever his voice is, it's far from pleasing

Lensherr said:
If Bob's a baritone, then I'm an actual lawyer and not just someone who has one as their avatar on an internet forum.
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And I'm a real doctor, and also George Costanza in a supreme hat.
 
Next he thinks he is fucking Barry White.
Bob, you may be overweight, but that was not what made Barry a pussy magnet.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I love watching Bob lick the palms of SJW bullies. He's so fucking spineless.
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I never buy his "politics" he constantly tries to preach feminist talking points in reviews while simultaneously objecting actresses if he finds them attractive sure I object women but I'm not claiming to be a SJW Feminist. Bob just comes off to me as an angry little man who latched on to political movements that he slightly agrees with but are also as bitter as him so he spew his vile venom to their delight where sensible leftist would and do reject his hateful rhetoric. Also he's probably hoping some SJW chicks might put out for a like minded guy not realizing no matter a woman's politics looking like the bastard child of Jabba the Hutt and Bill Moody AKA Paul Bearer is a deal breaker.
 
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Mola Ram said:
He's so fucking spineless.
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The impression I get from Bob is that he’ll talk shit about people he hates but when they come up to him and confront him on his bullshit, he’d be frighten and act scared.

That’s why I think if he’ll ever come across Trump supporters, he would be scared to have them confront him on his bullshit.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
The expression I get from Bob is that he’ll talk shit about people he hates but when they come up to him and confront him on his bullshit, he’d be frighten and act scared.

That’s why I think if he’ll ever come across Trump supporters, he would be scared to have them confront him on his bullshit.
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He's all talk, but once you confront him on his bullshit, he'll cower. Fits nicely with his elitist and derisive personality.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
He's all talk, but once you confront him on his bullshit, he'll cower. Fits nicely with his elitist and derisive personality.
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Someone in this thread -- might have been @LordKaT -- has actually met Bob, and said this isn't really true. In meatspace (and for Bob that's a lotta space, ho-ho) he's aggressive, rude, and as condescending as on his Twitter feed.

Can't confirm it myself. If I ever meet him I'll do the full Attenborough for you.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Someone in this thread -- might have been @LordKaT -- has actually met Bob, and said this isn't really true. In meatspace (and for Bob that's a lotta space, ho-ho) he's aggressive, rude, and as condescending as on his Twitter feed.

Can't confirm it myself. If I ever meet him I'll do the full Attenborough for you.
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I've told this story before, but the only time I've ever met him was at Magfest once. He brushed me off as a nobody and was insulted that I didn't know what his show was.

So, whatever. Maybe he just ate another box of lucky charms and was having a high blood sugar day.
 
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IwemduWarrior said:
I legit didnt know bob was actually a character in south park
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This is scary similiar
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The funny thing is, Bob thought so the same.
Back when season 19 (that was the one where PC Principal premiered, right?) aired for the first time and he started to get pissy about Parker and Stone making fun of SJWs and PC culture, he genuinely thought for a second when he saw a pic of their take on Steven Seagal, that they made fun of him. Because you know, Bob is that self absorbed.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I love watching Bob lick the palms of SJW bullies. He's so fucking spineless.
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I would say that Bob is all bark and no bite but that doesn't do it justice. Truthfully Bob has a truly nasty bite and wants to/would bite if he wasn't so fat and incompetent.
The pathetic sucking up to his SocJus senpai's is just that aspect of him acting up.
After all the only thing a spiteful yet cowardly bully respects is other spiteful yet cowardly bullies.
 
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