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Phil is boring, and I would not have sex watch him

But also, it's a running theme with Phil and detractors isn't it? The fact that detractors stream at the same time with a larger audience is kinda funny, it should show him maybe just maybe he could embrace the detractors cause they might cause an influx in his views a bit.
 
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KingWanker tries to seduce Phil into playing Conan Exile because its hot shit atm and could bring in more viewers (which is correct). Pigroach's response: "Not for 50 $. I'm not buying a game I don't know anything about for 50 bucks."

Idiot is idiotic.

Edit: now somebody asked him if he would play it if he'd buy it for him. "Yes if you tip me 50 bucks (or send me the gamecode) I'll play it this weekend!" But only on PS4 or XBone.
 
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LyteSydeByll said:
Right now it's entertaining to myself. I want to do YT videos on DSP, too, from the angle of being "LightSydeBill" the "good twin" and frame DSP as the "evil twin."

It's probably a super autistic idea, but I think it could be a funny parody to be a 'detractor' that kills with kindness.
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Just be prepared for the autism. Especially if you do it well. Make sure you are as undoxable as possible, like, Anne Frank level. Otherwise, you're gonna get buttfucked.

Clop said:
No. Watching the edited content feels dirty enough to me because it hits close to having a kind of reality-TV reaction to it, feeling superior to someone who has set the bar so low that there's really no point in bettering yourself. Even with edited content it's good to be critical of the editing whether it's amusing or original with the material so your brain doesn't completely shut off (and as much as you like Snort, I gotta say he's just as frustratingly repetitive as Phil.)

Hey, as long as you're developing a skill while at it (video editing) it sounds like a great idea. Not necessarily the video idea, but the doing itself.
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Snort has been too repetitive, recently, I agree. We have started to stop the clip after 'wakinnapashtahdew yewpurfur'. Having said that, it's better than a poke in the eye, and most of the funnies are funny. And it's hot & there's plenty of it.
 
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rizlajizzla said:
Just be prepared for the autism. Especially if you do it well. Make sure you are as undoxable as possible, like, Anne Frank level. Otherwise, you're gonna get buttfucked.
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"Trust me, you don't wanna be butt fucked." -- DSP
Thanks, I made all-new everything and have hopefully covered all my bases. I'm thinking of even investing in a VPN, but that might be overkill.
 
So... i just read in FC that Lady Swagz is on hiatus bc of daddy's verbal abuse??? Lololol & I was in there for 5m didn't see a single mod. With plenty of ppl talking shit.

Edit: Hiatus over. Back w his roll of quarters begging senpai to notice him, lol.
 
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"I have no health and I have no ammo".
Meanwhile his stasis-meter, fully charged.

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Does he just refuse to use stasis or am I missing something here?
Except for him being an exceptional individual.

Edit: OH he mentions stasis! Whuuuu! Amazing! I bet this was his own idea, yeah.

Edit2: He dies and dies and dies and says NOTHING. Oh wait, there is a cheer, he says something. Oh and complaining. And "I should better" and still doesn't do it. What about you shoot this yellow glowing thing that kills you instantly over and over again? Gosh, this is so boring; and he's surrounded by alien-zombies, this shouldn't be boring.
Jeezus, Phil, explain your feelings, say something about your plans in the game, try being immersed, just something that has nothing to do or is an reaction to cheers. His commentary is so dry, non existent and out of place. We are on a zombie-alien infested spaceship/spacestation and he kills all the little immersion left. Fuck you Phil for ruining this great game.
 
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Have he ran into the Ludwig of Dead Space 2? He keeps on dying on the same spot 10 times or more now!

Did a quick death count and he died 14 times at the same spot!

The face of a man who thinks that the game should make the enemies come at him one at the time and from very far away!
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rizlajizzla said:
I am just curious, no judgement: I try very hard to avoid giving Phil any views, so I really only watch other people's stuff (Snort Burnell, seriously, I love you.)

Do you guys watch his channels or cheer or tip or subscribe or anything? Why? I can see a few good reasons, such as convenience & seeing things immediately, and perhaps trolling a little, this side of alogging.

I swear to dog this is not me being a smartass*, I just want to know. Don't get unnecessarily shitty with each other, seriously; don't be a faggot.

*this time.
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Honestly, I have a Twitch Prime account that (I believe) gives me free bits and subs for whatever I want to use them on. I don't watch ANY twitch streamers other then Phil on occasion (for prestream keks), and I REFUSE to spend any of my free subs/bits on him at all. Nor do I ever say a word in his chat because I don't want to be screen-shotted using my normal name. I think having that power of subs and bits hanging over his head that I'll never spend on him, is way funnier then actually using them for a 5 second inner-circle laugh.
 
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BusyMaribo said:
He's so low on ammo too, he misses so many shots that he constantly keeps running out, thus wasting money on more ammo, hes gonna dead game himself soon, if this keeps up...
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Dead game meaning he can't advance? I didn't think Dead Space would let you do that
 
LyteSydeByll said:
Dead game meaning he can't advance? I didn't think Dead Space would let you do that
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on easy and normal difficulty no you cant dead game cuz you will be given ammo constantly, hes playing on zealot difficulty, where the game purposely hinders how much ammo you get, thats why hes died on this one part so many times where hes just trying to run thru cuz he doesnt have the ammo to deal with the situation anymore.

Edit1: to put things into what hes doing wrong...
First, he bought the contact beam and Force gun, considering that ammo drops is prioritized to what is in his inventory, and he has 3 guns on a difficulty that lowers the rng chance of getting ammo, he fucked himself on that.

Second, His shit tier aim is fucking him...

Third, On Zeolot, you should only be using one gun, the plasma cutter since its versatile enough for every situation is good enough. Thus upping the chances of ammo for said gun.

and Lastly, His constant need to buy power nodes, outside of maxing the cutter he really doesnt need so many... its wasting what little money you get in this game...
 
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To the "do you watch DSP question" I popped into his stream when he was ruining Persona 5, because honestly, his reactions to the Persona games have always been great. I mention it only because I realized that was around the last time he was interesting.
 
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on easy and normal difficulty no you cant dead game cuz you will be given ammo constantly, hes playing on zealot difficulty, where the game purposely hinders how much ammo you get, thats why hes died on this one part so many times where hes just trying to run thru cuz he doesnt have the ammo to deal with the situation anymore.
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Between this and his Street Fighter goal I wonder if playing games on hard is Phil's new ploy to shut down people saying he sucks at games. Even though it would be a more miserable experience for him, and probably the viewer, he can always say "I was playing on hard dood. Only no brain nudniks would expect a perfect playthrough on higher difficulty. In the real world hard doesn't mean easy like the fantasy world these mentally ill people live in who slander me daily. Now if you like me and my kwality khantent and want to see it continue my Patreon is..."
 
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Mrlark23 and Phil are normal people who just like to enjoy the game they play, but then some people come in and say racial and political things!

 
Asperchewy said:
Honestly, I have a Twitch Prime account that (I believe) gives me free bits and subs for whatever I want to use them on. I don't watch ANY twitch streamers other then Phil on occasion (for prestream keks), and I REFUSE to spend any of my free subs/bits on him at all. Nor do I ever say a word in his chat because I don't want to be screen-shotted using my normal name. I think having that power of subs and bits hanging over his head that I'll never spend on him, is way funnier then actually using them for a 5 second inner-circle laugh.
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Inorite. Me too. Until his strawhouse burns to the ground, the best source of smug satisfaction there is, is hearing him wail, lay guilt trips, shameblast, delegate ponzi scheme homework assignments, rage out, panic... every method he has in his impotent arsenal to keep his lights on every month.

And I just sit there with my goodies, meager tho they are, & grin. And say "Nope." :biggrin:

You know what tho.. I hear my buddy Tevin has hit some pretty hard times. I think I'll go pop over to Twitch & unload some of these perks I just let expire every month... give something back for all the lolz & free khantent he puts out on a daily basis...
 
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