Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Trainwreck said:
Lucas also believes that a male being severely overweight, like himself, won't potentially cause infertility problems, even though research has proved otherwise.
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At some point he was rambling about how he went infertile in the loony bin, but then he was able to summon his magical sperm somehow. I don't remember if it was twitter or fb, but he seems to think he can just turn it on when he needs it.
 
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Honestly, with how long he's been massively over weight, the beetus and meds and all. Even if tomorrow he ate clean lifted etc he probably will never have that back. His time is past. As we age parts of our body shut down slow down etc. Women have it way worse in regards to reproduction loss, you hit a wall you're out of eggs period. (nice pun bass) Men in theory can reproduce 80s or so chances are incredibly slim. What shocks me the most is how much a horn ball he is, with non working sexual organs. It's so much grosser when you figure that in his body isn't really able or willing to fuck.

He's in such poor shape his body isn't wasting the energy to keep his sex organs running. It's in keep me alive with this extra person on top of me mode. So as he's talking about having kids and sex it's all coming from that pervert brain.

lameandgay said:
I just caught the block for giving him financial advice. Sweet guy.
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Rule #1 don't pozload my negholep.
Rule #2 don't tell people you pozload my negholep
Rule #3 post what you did after you admitted picking said turd up.

We know Lucas is block happy, there's really no way to interact with him and get anything lulz worthy because he demands you worship him and that isn't amusing at all. Plus he feels lonely when people aren't ass patting him and then he goes on his twitter and YT sprees giving us really fucking funny shit. So you slowed down our Lucas lulz. Now say 4 hail Bassomatics and kane yourself and will be forgiven. Joking aside, let Lucas do Lucas he's way funnier in his natural behavior. The people who interact with him don't bring us any good shit. His fake GF saga was lame and we got what a dick pic? Fucking werido shows his mirco cock off normally.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Rule #1 don't pozload my neghole.
Rule #2 don't tell people you pozload my neghole
Rule #3 post what you did after you admitted picking said turd up.

We know Lucas is block happy, there's really no way to interact with him and get anything lulz worthy because he demands you worship him and that isn't amusing at all. Plus he feels lonely when people aren't ass patting him and then he goes on his twitter and YT sprees giving us really fucking funny shit. So you slowed down our Lucas lulz. Now say 4 hail Bassomatics and kane yourself and will be forgiven. Joking aside, let Lucas do Lucas he's way funnier in his natural behavior. The people who interact with him don't bring us any good shit. His fake GF saga was lame and we got what a dick pic? Fucking werido shows his mirco cock off normally.
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I wasn't in it to come running back here with any 'lulz'. I never usually comment on his shit, I simply observe him in his natural state, but there was an opportunity to pick out something so INSANELY contradictory he said, and it brought me a chuckle for a couple of seconds. My bad :achievement:
 
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lameandgay said:
I wasn't in it to come running back here with any 'lulz'. I never usually comment on his shit, I simply observe him in his natural state, but there was an opportunity to pick out something so INSANELY contradictory he said, and it brought me a chuckle for a couple of seconds. My bad :achievement:
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No worries, I'm far from upset or anything I didn't mean to single you out but it's something that keeps happening to Lucas and other cows, people do try to get that epic ween1!1!! moment and really lolcows are best left to their own.

Since Lucas is pretty active and this thread moves quickly, it's kinda needed to be restated every once and a while. So I didn't mean to pick on you at all, just you gave an example of how it rolls.

No harm fam :drink:
 
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XxxwernxxX said:
At some point he was rambling about how he went infertile in the loony bin, but then he was able to summon his magical sperm somehow. I don't remember if it was twitter or fb, but he seems to think he can just turn it on when he needs it.
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he also mentioned on FB that he can raise his sperm count when necessary, as if it is something that can be willed
 
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Ahhh, he's branching out to other places to get banned. This restaurant is inside the historic Davenport Hotel - quite frankly, I think he'd be too scared to even go in.

If you care to peruse their website.... http://www.davenporthotelcollection.com/

http://www.davenporthotelcollection.com/our-hotels/the-historic-davenport-hotel/dining/

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Trainwreck said:
Ahhh, he's branching out to other places to get banned. This restaurant is inside the historic Davenport Hotel - quite frankly, I think he'd be too scared to even go in.

If you care to peruse their website.... http://www.davenporthotelcollection.com/

http://www.davenporthotelcollection.com/our-hotels/the-historic-davenport-hotel/dining/

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I have to admit, because of Facebook's algorithm regarding post sharing, at least sending stuff via images at least sends his stuff to a wider audience. So at least he's got that going for him, though it's highly likely that wasn't his intention.
 
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Fiveseven15 said:
he also mentioned on FB that he can raise his sperm count when necessary, as if it is something that can be willed
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I am so glad he's so fucking bonkers he's already scienced up an excuse why he shoots blanks. Oh yea I'm saving the real ones for when I need it. Lucas is even lower than OPL who recycles his navy. Now for those who don't follow Chris, he drinks his own jizz, so he won't run out of it. He also freezes it, in tupperware in his house hold freezer. Lucas, is dumber than that.

Trainwreck said:
Ahhh, he's branching out to other places to get banned. This restaurant is inside the historic Davenport Hotel - quite frankly, I think he'd be too scared to even go in.

If you care to peruse their website.... http://www.davenporthotelcollection.com/

http://www.davenporthotelcollection.com/our-hotels/the-historic-davenport-hotel/dining/

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Sounds like a snazzy place, and looks top notch but most normal people can't cough up 21 dollars for a French dip sandwich. More so on the regular. At price points like that people start feeling a bit uncomfortable when treated, I dunno Spokane's economy or how it stacks up but it's clear this is a higher end place.

Most women are far from gold diggers, going out for 100 dollar dinner on the first date that's a bit much, girls told me they would feel intimidated as this is the "norm" for the guy and they just aren't in that income bracket or that he's trying to show off.

With Lucas these dates are total bait and switches, "Hey babe I took you out to dinner 3 times, but well now I'm broke and need to move in! Oh yea I don't intend on paying rent, but sometimes I'll cook sins that make James Beard spin in his grave oh and yea I have MRSA and can't get a boner. You're not a Republican are you? Great I'll pack my bags."
 
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Good to know Lucas, I'll tell Mrs Bass next time she wants to be my naughty nurse I better see her RN diploma.

We don't want to offend you or anything.

Blackface has no start in Jazz, really in it's start it wasn't meant to be minstrel like it became. For example, in Shakespeare time, women couldn't act. Ok we can call that bigoted, I'd agree. But how it was so men played female rolls. The US was pretty racist in it's past and at times rather hire a white to act than a black person. This doesn't mean they were all watermelon eating big lip stereotypes, that was minstrel stuff. In fact, Orson Wells did black face and he was the Hero. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Othello_(1951_film)

Lucas again, claims to be open minded and progressive but he's now telling people what they can and can't do in their bedroom? Very very Republican sounding isn't it?
 
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