DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SleepyNibba]

My Dead Game theory looks more and more possible... hes so low on ammo and hes at the point of the game where he has to encounter the damage sponge tier 2 enemies.

 

[The MemeTaker]

What was the illness he unveiled

I believe he hinted at (not revealing anything about) this mysterious health illness during his last Hate Live show in December(when he “revealed” the tax issues & that he had a new girl, who later would be revealed as Kat).

 

[Freshtodeath]

He originally hinted at the illness in October when he revealed the tax stuff. Can't remember if he said he would reveal it later or not.

 

[James Smith]

I hope he's not going to stick to this totally-keeping-personal-info-private thing because then we won't get to see the black shirt health issue beggin' video.

 

[Heckler1]

The problem with the DSP show is that the main character is incredibly untrustworthy. His back injury prevents him from working, nothing can fix his snorting, there's nothing he can do to make more people like him, etc. All excuses that allow him to be a lazy fuck. So even though he's hinted at a "mysterious malady" it just seems like he's setting the stage for another grand begging video.

 

[Haunter]

I swear I keep up pretty well. Please forgive me, since I feel like I ask to be refreshed a lot in this thread:

What was the illness he unveiled?

Thanks for the replies, guys. I took away from phalanx's post that Phil had finally "unveiled" the mysterious illness he's been setting up, "playing" that "trump card" he's been holding onto for a half-dozen months til now.

Looks like the wait for the true "unveiling" continues, I guess

 

[Phalanx]

Apologies @Haunter but he definitely is starting to get towards it now.

 

[Drip Feed]

Curiously he has mentioned they had an "appointment" recently.
I believe he specifically used the term "we" when talking about the appointment which gets me children's plastic baseball bat levels of curious.

TBH I think all that happened is Phil assured her there was no problem and no one would find out anything about her because he had street smarts, she believed him, then he posted that picture with her and it took 17 minutes to find all her social media shit which lead back to her IRL shit.

People talked a lot of shit about her physical appearance which is a no no for women. You're fucking insane if you think any woman is going to stick around in an environment besides efukt.com where she's getting called horse face every 10 minutes. The Phil and Kat video was a "test" for her and it went extremely poorly so she said fuck that shit and told Phil that she is never, ever going to appear on his stream ever. Not for his birthday, not for anything.

Its either she's given him blue balls over appearing at all or there is actual trouble in paradise. 50/50 chance because there's not enough information about it.

Women take pride in their vanity, its only natural for her to want out after the horse comments, memes, video thumbnails and soundbites en masse when it comes to looks they take it a lot harder, but he will slip up and post pics of her again this year, it will piss her off and he will most likely get 1 more chance from then on.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Thanks for the replies, guys. I took away from phalanx's post that Phil had finally "unveiled" the mysterious illness he's been setting up, "playing" that "trump card" he's been holding onto for a half-dozen months til now.

Looks like the wait for the true "unveiling" continues, I guess

betting he'll never really say what his "sickness" is, he'll just bring it up and vaguely wave his hands in the air once in a while
and when someone asks what it is he'll bellow DAT NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS NOW GIB MONEY
he knows whatever he says he has will be disected, disproved, or he'll be flooded by fans telling him that it's easy to get rid of and all he can say is WOW DOOD BUT I CANT *SNORT* NOTHING I CAN DO DOCTOR SAYS I NEED THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR MY *looks over at phone* TIN-NITE-UZ

 

[der rademacher]

So while the expectations are high, I do think that him enjoying something would be more sought out after for the general public. Probably just marginable but still, rather than having two thirds of the viewership being "detractors". You have to start somewhere.

DSP & enjoying him/his stream? That's an oxymoron. It doesn't matter if the enjoys his time with a game or not. His disgusting wet snorts and the "BUUURP'cus'me" (which I personally find very disrespectful towards an audience) would still drive away any person who finds this tasteless. Leaving only the twelve year olds and disturbed existences who'd find that shit cool and funny. Left alone that he can be very toxic towards his audience even if he does enjoy a game. That's how he rolls, he's born to be a prick.

 

[actually]

Man, somethin's fucky with swagginz. He first appeared in Phil's chat in October 2017 (for all of 5 lines) but didn't cheer anything. Disappeared for November and December 2017.
Cheered $66.15 (averaging ~32 cents a cheer) in Jan, $67.15 in Feb., ~$123 in March (also gained a royal title then), $321.50 in April, and of course now $423 in May so far. That's enough to put him just below the threshold (like $40 or so) to show up on the all-time cheer leaderboard at #6. That's nuts.

 

[AkAuZtIk]

Man, somethin's fucky with swagginz. He first appeared in Phil's chat in October 2017 (for all of 5 lines) but didn't cheer anything. Disappeared for November and December 2017.
Cheered $66.15 (averaging ~32 cents a cheer) in Jan, $67.15 in Feb., ~$123 in March (also gained a royal title then), $321.50 in April, and of course now $423 in May so far. That's enough to put him just below the threshold (like $40 or so) to show up on the all-time cheer leaderboard at #6. That's nuts.

Makes you wonder with his mentioning of college debt that perhaps last semester was not as fruitful as he had hoped.

Anyone want to take bets he flunked out and is now using the money that would have gone for college tuition for DSP?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Apologies @Haunter but he definitely is starting to get towards it now.

The writers are just teasing the illness right now. Sweeps week isn't until the end of June.

 

[actually]

Makes you wonder with his mentioning of college debt that perhaps last semester was not as fruitful as he had hoped.

Anyone want to take bets he flunked out and is now using the money that would have gone for college tuition for DSP?

Alternative is that he finished up in December and is now "working" a la Chris Farley's character in Tommy Boy or something.

 

[AkAuZtIk]

Alternative is that he finished up in December and is now "working" a la Chris Farley's character in Tommy Boy or something.

It's a possibility and this really is needless speculation, but Miss Swaggins screams post failure depression. Not to mention if he had actually graduated from a college or university it would seem their gender bending inclusion courses obviously didn't take.

Or, like most college idiots, he/she pulled a fast one on his/her parents and pulled a DSP and said: "I need money for my calleg bawks"

 

[Heckler1]

His illness is called "laziness". Phil hasn't actually worked hard at anything in years. He needs fresh air, exercise, healthy diet, and a job that he can make money at and interact with normal human beings. But he won't do any of those things. Instead he'll stay a manchild, and scrape by begging for money from strangers, while complaining about his life to a a sea of strangers.

 

[Ballo]

@BSV

Guess who threw you under the bus

 

[ZappaMuffin]

Wait till Phil sees the JackSepticEye and Ryan Reynolds collab video. I want to hear his amazing opinion on that green-haired idiot who edits out his fails and doesnt leave the raw gameplay in

 

[Keystone]

@BSV
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Guess who threw you under the bus

Ah, Phil "I bought a house on the other side of the country with money from a 'job' I thought would last me until retirement age" Burnell talking about someone else's self-control.

Phil "I bought a BMW I couldn't afford even when I was at the height of my Youtube 'career'" Burnell saying someone else lacks self-control. Always rich.

Sounds like a certain someone who swears up and down he doesn't bother keeping up with what "detractors" say, yet somehow knows the exact content and talking points "detractors" bring up in their newest videos and forum posts.
I wonder who that certain someone is

 

[Haunter]

Women take pride in their vanity, its only natural for her to want out after the horse comments, memes, video thumbnails and soundbites en masse when it comes to looks they take it a lot harder, but he will slip up and post pics of her again this year, it will piss her off and he will most likely get 1 more chance from then on.

I still think it's odd Kat's even able to take offence at the shit thrown at her on social media. The mandate laid down by Phil specified she was to break contact with the outside world. We know she abandoned her Twitch streams and Twitter and Youtube accounts shortly after beginning their relationship. Has everyone gone with the belief Kat's been following 'detractor' activity on these sites since being sequestered in the King of Hate's harem?

DSP & enjoying him/his stream? That's an oxymoron. It doesn't matter if the enjoys his time with a game or not.

It is an oxymoron now. But there was a time he brought some energy to his streams. He was still a prick, of course.

Guess who threw you under the bus

"all i did was tell him to stop about 4 times". I see the gravitational pull of the Memory Hole has been warping the reality of the DSPhere. Phil addressed it in his weasel like way, went back on it a couple hours later on Twitter, then weasely addressed it again, winning a default victory after exhausting the patience of the KOHF Doxers.

Unless @BSV had some private communiques with Phil during this time that we haven't been privy to, the "tell him to stop" counter is at maybe a 2. If you're counting those 2 weasely ones in full.