Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[slangdangin]

Edit: Also on my phone atm but I'm not seeing her weight loss Insta on Google did she straight up delete it

Nope, it's still there as much as those 500 elbees are.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

500.0 on the dot. I don't believe her numbers. Also twice she weighed in at 500.6, that's too coincidental.

Edit: LOL, just announced on twitter she will not posting her weights for the "30 day thingamabob" anymore.

 

[Faggot Gift]

Nope, it's still there as much as those 500 elbees are.

"Progress is progress"

Maintaining is literally the exact opposite of progress I'm going to have a fucking aneurysm lol

 

[angelicbitch]

ETA: LMAO, she deleted her tweet you guys! Good thing it's saved here.

 

[FitBitch]

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I'm still going to keep using my adblock

This is a picture of her "Estimated" revenue with any other useful information cropped out. What does the $600 down below mean? What's that "$9" to the right of the image? Now I don't run myself a fancy monetized youtube channel but I can bet this page tells her what she actually brought in last month in revenue. $9,000, $900, $90? Who knows.

I know this gorl does not make $10,000/mo and spend it ALL on water bottles, chokers, and Pioneer Woman merch, and we know from her frivolous spending she's really not saving. If she was making $10,000/mo she would be living like she made $10,000/mo. Without trying to :powerlevel: too hard (honestly it's just a handy comparison I'm sure a lot of you guys can relate to), that four months away from paying off my entire house! Why live in a rental shack with roommates if she can afford the house payments to live in a nice, Kentucky style gated community with 3,000 square feet to fill up with all the water bottles she can imagine and a two car garage to fill with all the cars she doesn't drive?

An estimate is not the final number, it's a very generous projection probably relying on no one in her subscriber count to use adblock. I'll bet you anything the cropped out number on the right is her actual earnings. I'll be generous and guess $900.

Edit: Does Big AL have any idea what money is or is it all in her magic plastic card that lets her get binge food from Wal-Mart?

 

[JaneThough]

Revenue =/= what you get paid

 

[Malibougie]

Maintaining a 500 lb body takes a MASSIVE amount of calories! She is happy to maintain 500? I don’t know if I were 500 elbees I would find maintaining unacceptable if I were actually trying to lose weight. She burns more than 3,000 calories just by existing.

On the flip side, I don’t think that she CAN eat less. Her stomach is so stretched out that she will never feel full on less. I don’t think she would be a successful WLS patient, but I do think it’s the only chance she has at losing any significant amount of weight and maintaining it.

 

[angelicbitch]

For everyone wondering what the full thing looks like, here's a comparison to Rice Gum - he showed his.

The top bar is Estimated Revenue, then Estimated Ad Revenue, and then YouTube Red Revenue.
The 9 that she cut out could be $9,000 or $900 or $9

The bottom is a chart on the person's revenue for the month on YouTube, and how much they're getting daily.

That's what she cut out - so, that means that the highest she's made daily this month is close to $600.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

RIP CurvyCaloriess. To be fair, she didn't say deletion...but wasn't the point to share your weight?

 

[ADHD]

Do what you want, Amber. We can see if you're getting bigger or smaller just by watching your videos, it doesn't matter if you post pictures of weights written down on a calendar. <3

 

[carolburnett]

Why live in a rental shack with roommates if she can afford the house payments to live in a nice, Kentucky style gated community with 3,000 square feet to fill up with all the water bottles she can imagine and a two car garage to fill with all the cars she doesn't drive?

We know the reason she's living rental with the boys. Becky refuses to leave them because then she would have to live alone with the hambeast. No job and only around Amber 24/7. Actual hellscape.

And Amber needs Becky to drive her when the binge monster comes knocking.

 

[angelicbitch]

Manic Amber

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She snapped a fortune cookie fortune about failure not believing in one's self or some shit. So she had Chinese, AGAIN. Meanwhile, Rafe snapped that she is making stuff for her etsy shop, won a hot topic contest, and took her pets to the vet. And Amber's twitter manic twitter rant continues..."what should I buy???? Everything is changing. I'm so excited." If she's been making so much money for so long, why is only acting like she just got it today.

not putting screen shots because there weren't any people, just rafe's foot.

 

[Plantywitch]

Amberlynn talking about trying to get onto a therapist but 'nobody is calling her back' is very reminiscent of the whole vet debacle with rarity. Hmmmmmm.

 

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Manic Amber

Sometimes I have to check if it's her parody mustbepear account or really Amber

 

[Dovahshit]

Jesus H Christ you guys, post about today's video on today's thread for the video. If it's not there, make one. Don't clutter up this thread with that shit.



ETA: did anyone see her insta update for today? Back over 500. Says it's 'all part of the journey' because she's maintaining and not losing and that that's a big step. Ok, boo.

fuck that maintaining shit or as Dr Now once said.
"at this stage you either gain or lose, there is no maintaining."

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

No new video, what a shocker:

Amber's manic Tweeting last night:

No more weigh ins aka no more weight loss journey, another shocker:

 

[Guest69]

No new video, what a shocker:

What does that even mean?
And guessing her weight is more fun than getting a bullshit number anyway.

 

[FitBitch]

Amberlynn talking about trying to get onto a therapist but 'nobody is calling her back' is very reminiscent of the whole vet debacle with rarity. Hmmmmmm.

I think my favorite part of the therapist debacle is that she's asked the receptionists questions they can't answer like what the rates are or "what all does this intail?" When the answers are going to be specific to her care and all she should say ask is. "Are you accepting new patients?" And then "I'd like to make an appointment. " but she left voicemails I'm assuming are full of her incoherent questions that make no sense, if she left any at all. Can you blame the receptionists for being at a loss of what to do?

Again this is provided she actually called. Considering her last video where she said she doesn't want to go to a therapist, I don't believe she's left any messages. Kentucky jokes aside these are professionals who rely on clients to even have a business. The last time I called my chiropractor and left a message he called me back in minutes.

Tl; dr: Big AL confessed she doesn't want help and I don't believe her when she says she's reached out for it.

 

[Melania Trump]

Maybe Amber really is a literary talent.