Containment What If?

DecrepitSimonla said:
What if Chris was Patrick Bateman from American Psycho?
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Well, the only suit Chris can afford would be his birthday suit. I'd say he's already a poor (wo)man's Bateman where I wouldn't trust either of them to be alone with a callgirl.

Manly-Chicken said:
What if Chris was born into extreme wealth instead of the middle class, but his parents were equally incompetent, so he wound up exactly the same when he grew up but with tons of cash?
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Maybe in this timeline, Chris watches American Psycho and becomes inspired to dress and act "upper class". Imagine the china he could get with the Attraction Sign and a tux. On the other hand, he could become a run of the mill fedoralord and give even more money to women like Doopie.
 
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Broseph said:
What if weens did a reenactment of the "Nathanael Greene" incident by pinning Chris down and recording his screams?
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Then that ween would most likely try selling the recording for $9,001 as a fake Artifact of Fail, especially assuming it would be yet another impostor doing the screams.

What if I go back in time into the Asperchu Saga and also create my own CWCville-based comic? This time about three random brave queer souls defending their love against Magi-chan and his minions. (Starring Fadades, Zlad and Pete Burns)

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What if Chris spent half the time he spent playin vidya, shooting hoops outside or at the YMCA?
 
MrJakeTerror said:
What if Chris spent half the time he spent playin vidya, shooting hoops outside or at the YMCA?
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According to Christory

If he shot hoops, he'd be very incompetent at it and anyone who would actually agree to play with him would be a "Troll" and a "Jerk", for daring to demonstrate any level of competence.

As for the YMCA, same with the gym, gameplace, and anywhere else he goes. His odor and creepiness would get him kicked out, and he'd decry the YMCA as part of a conspiracy against him.

The marvelous thing about Chris is that being Christian Weston Chandler is both his crime and his punishment.

What if Chris was an attractive woman, who miraculously never smelled bad nor ever had a period yet was still fertile, and still had done pretty much everything Male Chris in our timeline had done?

What lengths would his/her increased number of white knights go to? What boyfriend sagas do you think would happen?
 
What if classic Chris-Chan were to meet tomgirl Chris, knowing this was him in the future? Or even teenage Chris meeting her?
 
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