LGBT Chris buys some things from the HRC store, and a Stop Bullying Bracelet.

[StressSigh]

I bet they are so proud to have such an appealing advocate...

 

[Thetan]

I've said it before..... If he's going to go the trans route, then he should at least put some fucking effort into it.

He doesn't look like a trans woman. He looks like an ugly, fat, greasy weirdo wearing poorly-applied purple eyeshadow.

 

[AssJack]

kinda looks like a fat laura jane grace from against me!

 

[Enceladeans]

I like how right next to that HRC sticker is one for Papa John's, owned by a right-wing evangelical Christian who's presumably not a fan of da homos.

It's like the perfect unintentional symbolism. Beneath the facade, he's still as homophobic as ever.

 

[ShavedSheep]

So proud to be a Virginian.

edit: I just noticed he's still rockin the Duct tape Iphone case along with the purse!

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

does he take multiple selfies and choose the best? or just go with the first? I do not understand what he is trying to convey with that expression.

 

[Thetan]

Is he parked in a handicapped space? Since when does Autism mean that one has difficulty walking?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Yah, I have a lot of trouble believing this thing was able to fine a honest sweetheart.

I know love is blind but is it deaf, dumb and has no sense of smell as well?

 

[lolwut]

And here I thought the Bearded Lady was just a side-show cliche...

Yah, I have a lot of trouble believing this thing was able to fine a honest sweetheart.

I know love it blind but is it deaf, dumb and has no sense of smell as well?

It is if it's Officer Nasty.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Is he parked in a handicapped space? Since when does Autism mean that one has difficulty walking?

The 'Chandlers have had handicapped plates for a long time now.
As an aside, I wonder if he's catching on and blocked the license plate on purpose?

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

Did he ghetto rigged a phone case?

 

[Stuff and Things]

He looks like the kind of person that your parents always told you to stay away from, i know that this has been said hundreds of times ad nauseam, but he looks like a mentally damaged, weirdo that dresses up like a 50-years old whore because he's either sexually confused (at best) or a pervert (at worst).

Eh, back on-topic, i find hilarious that the only two things that he knows about the HRC is: materialism, and that it's now, somehow, his personal army. Just like the "high-functioning" autism part is just a title to make himself feel important, the HRC thing is just to make him feel superior to everybody else... and because he likes to waste his money on worthless shit.

does he take multiple selfies and choose the best? or just go with the first? I do not understand what he is trying to convey with that expression.

He always chooses the first one, because he's perfect and needs no improvement at all. Also, i think the expression he's trying to convey is "sassiness".

 

[Thetan]

Did he ghetto rigged a phone case?

That's his iDea Book Case. Another original creation.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Is he parked in a handicapped space? Since when does Autism mean that one has difficulty walking?

Caretakers need them if their charges throw a tantrum.

Edit: You know what? I like it. Chris is helping others, even though it's inadvertent.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Here's hoping the next post will be about buying more pictures for his mom's new teeth.

 

[4Macie]

"Guys I NEED MONEY! Please donate to me instead of the Cwcki and buy my artwork. I'd really love to help my mom with her new dental work because she has so many cavaties!!" *buys $50 in HRC merchandise*

Not that supporting the LGBT isn't a great thing. I know you guys get where I'm going with this.

 

[Holdek]

Can anyone determine what the pins he bought are?

As an aside, I wonder if he's catching on and blocked the license plate on purpose?

No, Chris wouldn't understand why he's not entitled to it.

Caretakers need them if their charges throw a tantrum.

I've also read it's for autistic kids that may bolt off into the street.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

I think that's supposed to be his sexy face. And he included his purse and duck tape mess thinking it will seal the deal with all the lesbians looking for a man like him.

 

[Kitty Witless]

Can anyone determine what the pins he bought are?

Looking at the HRC online store can see this Love Conquers Hate badge and this rainbow one.

Edit: Here's the End Bullying wristband as well.

 

[drmccoy]

LOL, I love how he's still rocking the Autism inspired Idea book. Man, I bet he's on helluva sight in the wild.