Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

"But time heals all wounds".....Chris isn't really apologizing or asking for forgiveness, he's just telling people that don't give two flying fucks about him that they should get over it because he says so. Chris will never change.
"I sais so because I is I"
Once again, the idiot king shouts aimlessly at the sky.

 

[Done]

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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Chris is fucking KILLING it with the bantz lately. It's almost heartwarming to watch him making fun of weens- and his writing style is a little more coherent when he's doing it, don't you think? A lot less Random Autistic Capitalization.
Is Chris getting smarter?

 

[nvrwastetree]

He's still very hung up on Megan, huh?

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Time heals all wounds except for the mental scarring that Megan has because of the drawing he made. Didn't he call her brother a retard or something without realizing that he is mentally disabled?? Megan already got her closure and could honestly give two shits about Chris having closure.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris has taken a step back, ignoring the trolls was probably the best thing he could do, but now he's reverting back to his Encyclopedia Dramatica days and responding to every ween who tells him to get a job.

I don't mind though, this is more entertaining to see.

 

[Zilortha]

So, is he going or not? Lol.

 

[MahFibro!]

So, is he going or not? Lol.

So, from a free admittance to a free upgrade.

Surprised he's not asking for both.

 

[jc17]

He's still very hung up on Megan, huh?

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"Now, I know I pressured you, harrased you, tried getting in to bed with you despite your constant... Uh... Continuous pleas and warnings for me to sto stop... And then drawed those illustrations of us doing it (which I ONLY did to fight the trolls and to stop my urges from doing anything to you) ... And I might have yelled at you, accused you of being a filthy troll, tried sending trolls after you and your handicapped brother, wished you were dead, yadda yadda yadda...

Well, time heals all wounds... So get ovet it! I miss you.. And I really want those Sailor Moon dvds back..."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Again, oh so original!

What blaring hypocrisy, now Chris is just projecting. I really hope this leads to the reactions seen in 2008

 

[Silver Octopus]

quick reminder that a bronze ticket costs $250 and a diamond costs $2,000
Chris is essentially asking Bronycon to give him $1,750 - and not to be one of their guest at the artist alley, they would literally get nothing in return.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

'I'm Tired of being Tired and Depressed.'

Time heals all wounds, Chris.

Actually, that answer is SO Chris. It's exactly the same response he gave when he believed he was responsible for the death of Clyde Cash's brother. It's also fine response to all of Chris's complaints and demands. I look forward to him throwing a fit about the mortgage and being told that time heals all wounds. And hey, it's okay if he can't afford the expense of Bronycon because time heals all wounds.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Rogowski]

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Imagine not knowing who Chris is and seeing him out in public wielding a baseball bat and being paranoid about the trolls. I have a suspicion this may be responsible for at least one of his bans.

 

[Silver Octopus]

woah, Chris carries a baseball bat everywhere, worried he might need to one day use it against someone?
And lately he's been labelling everybody who criticizes him as a troll.
I fear that one day someone will say something he won't like out on the street and he'll come swinging.
you guys thought the pepper-spray to the shirt was bad, wait until you get a load of the battery with a deadly weapon saga.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[MahFibro!]

quick reminder that a bronze ticket costs $250 and a diamond costs $2,000
Chris is essentially asking Bronycon to give him $1,750 - and not to be one of their guest at the artist alley, they would literally get nothing in return.

Oh, they'd get something out of it - they would have the esteemed privilege of basking in CWC's omnipotent presence.

Isn't that a fair trade?

 

[CwChalk]

woah, Chris carries a baseball bat everywhere, worried he might need to one day use it against someone?
And lately he's been labelling everybody who criticizes him as a troll.
I'm fear that one day someone will say something he won't like out on the street and he'll come swinging.
you guys thought the pepper-spray to the shirt was bad, wait until you get a load of the battery with a deadly weapon saga.

"... and then the troll said in a loud booming voice that left me even more frightened 'Can I give you a hug?'. I only hit them a little in the chest"

How quickly did he burn through Jack Z's brony money? I remember he got angry in a tweet or facebook post about not being able to go, but I don't recall how many days had passed.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I still can't get over this baseball bat thing. You can see in a number of pictures that Chris even took it to Magfest:

Jesus, imagine if instead of hugs, people shouted at him... the con might have ended up becoming a real life beat-em up game starring Chris.

This Twitter account is going about it all wrong, Chris is denying that that is Sonichu. But all this account needs to do is tell Chris that Sonichu is speaking to them directly via psychic transdimensional powers. He'll believe it and let them be.

 

[MahFibro!]

This Twitter account is going about it all wrong, Chris is denying that that is Sonichu. But all this account needs to do is tell Chris that Sonichu is speaking to them directly via psychic transdimensional powers. He'll believe it and let them be.

No he wouldn't. CWC would say that Sonichu told 'him' that the other account was lying, and the spazzing will continue.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Could one of Chris's patrons grab this page? It's behind a paywall.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/also-introducing-18899899

Introducing Cuntnugget?

It's an Idea Guy 2.0 thing.