Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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What do I do on a yucky, boring, rainy day when I’m PMSing and don’t want to do much of anything? Put on make-up and other accessories and take silly pics. I wish y’all could see in these how my eye-shadow is sparkly neon blue and my mascara is sea-foam green.

Come on, Steph girl, this looks like you smeared crayons all over your face while high on meds
She calls this a "silly pic" because she put clown make-up all over her face but she has the blank, open-mouthed stare of a child who was given too much benadryl because mommy has a hang-over. This person is blank inside.

She makes up for this lack of personality with her trash collection in her room and her five hundred labels.
 
Okay, I tried reading her original work and fuck me, it was awful. I gave up shortly after Lainey came out as "Lance" and then was instantly just a boy. And boy, were there a lot of references to horror movies in that story. So many that it became distracting.

I also found it amusing that we have confirmation Sapphire is a Spooky Kid-era goth, where it's Marilyn Manson and that's pretty much it. No Siouxsie and the Banshees, no Bauhaus, no Sisters of Mercy or The Damned or Alien Sex Fiend or anything resembling post-punk. It's like she knew that Marilyn Manson was a media scapegoat, especially after Columbine, and she latched onto that.

And as far as big pop stars go, most goths prefer David Bowie over Michael Jackson. I haven't met very many goths that don't like "Thriller," though.

She can't even be goth right.
 
It's like she knew that Marilyn Manson was a media scapegoat, especially after Columbine, and she latched onto that.

Yes.
It would fit her "opressed special little unique snowflake quirk". She just had to fangirl all over one of the most prominent and 'hated' singers because she is so radical and who the fuck is Bauhaus anyway teehee /sneed
 
Okay, I tried reading her original work and fuck me, it was awful. I gave up shortly after Lainey came out as "Lance" and then was instantly just a boy. And boy, were there a lot of references to horror movies in that story. So many that it became distracting.

I also found it amusing that we have confirmation Sapphire is a Spooky Kid-era goth, where it's Marilyn Manson and that's pretty much it. No Siouxsie and the Banshees, no Bauhaus, no Sisters of Mercy or The Damned or Alien Sex Fiend or anything resembling post-punk. It's like she knew that Marilyn Manson was a media scapegoat, especially after Columbine, and she latched onto that.

And as far as big pop stars go, most goths prefer David Bowie over Michael Jackson. I haven't met very many goths that don't like "Thriller," though.

She can't even be goth right.
I actually read the whole damn thing. Aloud. To my Other. After we got over laughing, we picked it apart. She has no flow to it. Like another commentor said, each new pronoun was like hitting a brick wall going 60mph. It was too jarring to have them there. Maybe, MAYBE if she had chosen something besides ne/nis/nimself it would have worked better, but I doubt it. Pronouns are given to identify the speaker or person spoken of. These ones just don't work at all. Also, with the whole Lainey/Lance thing? It was just because she changed her gender/became trans that Storm loved her? How fucking shallow, only LOVING a person because they change for you! And you can tell that she has no idea what happens when a person dies in a hospital. When they flatline, they aren't just left alone. The doctors don't just walk off when it happens and say"oh well. Want a coffee?" And wander off. They MAKE SURE THE PERSON IS DEAD. Not just almost nearly dead. They would never leave the body unattended with a heartbeat. And even after true death the nurses are in there, tidying up, the family is mourning, the doctors making chart notes. Housekeeping cleaning up, and other people in and out along with transport of the deceased. They would NEVER leave a body unattended long enough for a kid to sneak in and rape the nearly dead person. Then there is the fact that you never know when the spider thing is Storms dream or reality, or them just hallucinating it. Ugh.

I can't believe she wrote that pile of steaming shit, and ACTUALLY PUBLISHED IT FOR OTHERS TO READ.
 
Like another commentor said, each new pronoun was like hitting a brick wall going 60mph. It was too jarring to have them there. Maybe, MAYBE if she had chosen something besides ne/nis/nimself it would have worked better

As I said, this bitch types like she had an aneurysm and hit her head on her keyboard during a seizure. Those pronouns are absolutely nonsensical and it's only purpose is to make the read super hard.
I lost count of the many times I had to stop reading mid sentence and start it again because those stupid made up pronouns

Also, the comparision with MJ and Ramirez is so retarded. If we think hard enough, we can find common points in almost any comparision
 
Why is she cursing a school shooter when she literally thinks she fucks serial killers and granny rapists? Is it because this one didn't die so she can't fuck it?

i feel like the reason why she does that might be because whenever some bigger shooting happens ((see for example what happened to tcc side of tumblr after parkland)), the true crime community immediately starts worshipping them, leaving any kinda serial killer/mass murderer they previously loved, and it kind of takes away the attention from her precious serial killer husbandos, who she thinks are perfect and deserve nothing but praise.
and of course she wants to get rid of guns it seems, not because she cares in any way, but because she's in the social justice circles and they sorta expect her to be like "ban all guns" and because if there are no shootings, then everyone will obviously pay attention to her ghost fuckboys.

do we have a true crime community thread? i don't think i have seen one, and if not i could try making it. i feel like it's an absolute goldmine just full of potential lolcows
 
Lmao what? Smooth Criminal was originally about Al Capone. It got reworked into Smooth Criminal, and the original version, titled "Al Capone" was released on a later album. Here's the song, in which you can hear the similarities to Smooth Criminal.
The damn music video even lends itself to the 1920s mobster scene. On what planet is that about Richard Ramirez?
 
M8 shit like this proper riles me up.

Weeeeh i’m disabled pity me. So fucking what, the world doesn’t care. Powerleveling hard here, but when you’re in a country where when you are legit disabled and can’t get any form of benefits because the system has been played so much by people like this cunt that even people recovering from heart attacks are sent by their doctors to have an assessment for benefits and rejected, sent to work and then literally die, seeing people like this crying cause they don’t get any money cause they don’t have a vag it makes me wanna just throw up tbh. Cry me a fucking river. I wish i was playing this up by the way but that’s the state of the UK’s disability benefits system rn. If she was here she would be lucky to get a second look.

Absolute cunts. Most of us who are actually disabled and suffering don’t go around e-begging hard cause we wanna be treated like everyone else. We want to work, it’s just harder us than others sometimes. But people like this cunt make it hell for disabled people to get respect in this day and age i swear. If you’re not working, you’re seen as a failure and lazy even when you have a damn good reason to be and people here end up literally going to court to prove they’re sick enough to get a tiny bit of money from the government that wouldn’t even pay for 1 month of rent in most areas.

Sorry for the autistic rant but I’m so over this cunt and I haven’t even dug thhrough the whole thread yet. What does she even claim to have other than a missing vag? Cause last i checked the reason you get benefits is because you can’t work, how does that condition alone stop you from working? If my crippled ass can go out and get a job whilst studying a fucking art degree, she can go get a job with a masters in social work even if it’s not in the field. Go work at a walmart or whatever you have across the pond, it’s called being an adult.
 
M8 shit like this proper riles me up.

Weeeeh i’m disabled pity me. So fucking what, the world doesn’t care. Powerleveling hard here, but when you’re in a country where when you are legit disabled and can’t get any form of benefits because the system has been played so much by people like this cunt that even people recovering from heart attacks are sent by their doctors to have an assessment for benefits and rejected, sent to work and then literally die, seeing people like this crying cause they don’t get any money cause they don’t have a vag it makes me wanna just throw up tbh. Cry me a fucking river. I wish i was playing this up by the way but that’s the state of the UK’s disability benefits system rn. If she was here she would be lucky to get a second look.

Absolute cunts. Most of us who are actually disabled and suffering don’t go around e-begging hard cause we wanna be treated like everyone else. We want to work, it’s just harder us than others sometimes. But people like this cunt make it hell for disabled people to get respect in this day and age i swear. If you’re not working, you’re seen as a failure and lazy even when you have a damn good reason to be and people here end up literally going to court to prove they’re sick enough to get a tiny bit of money from the government that wouldn’t even pay for 1 month of rent in most areas.

Sorry for the autistic rant but I’m so over this cunt and I haven’t even dug thhrough the whole thread yet. What does she even claim to have other than a missing vag? Cause last i checked the reason you get benefits is because you can’t work, how does that condition alone stop you from working? If my crippled ass can go out and get a job whilst studying a fucking art degree, she can go get a job with a masters in social work even if it’s not in the field. Go work at a walmart or whatever you have across the pond, it’s called being an adult.
"Joint pain". Which isn't much of a shock when you consider the size of her.

ETA: I don't think it's going to work for her, guys.
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After trying to read that Karmic Slaughter story, I have a bit of a framework for a Kiwi sporking.

1) How long did it take for Storm to think he was a neogender?
2) Three days isn't long enough for a repressed girl like Laine to have the "balls" to try to change in the guys' room.
3) Even if Laine/Lance was suicidally brave enough to flip the bird at a bunch of jocks, wouldn't they be more likely to shove her out of the room instead of trashing her to the point of death?
4) Maiden-Tiejuan already brought up that a dead or dying person wouldn't be abandoned in hospital, so Sharkey can't commit borderline necrophilia.
5) There's more telling than showing around here, and this comes from someone who's bad at showing in text.

Maybe you kind Kiwis can bring up more points that I missed.
 
a plethora of mental issues, like anxiety etc etc
The 'missing vag' isn't played as much as her mental ilnesses and 'sexuality'.

"Joint pain". Which isn't much of a shock when you consider the size of her.

Oh great, even better. If her anxiety and “trans” symptoms are that bad then maybe she should have considered a different career than social work, where you are the like shining role model for those you’re helping. Idk if little abused Timmy needs help from a social worker who claims they shapeshift into demonic entities. You have to pick a job you know you can safely do- for both you and those you work with. When I first got really sick, the first thing I thought was “well I don’t think it’s a good idea to go find another job in the hospital” cause I knew it would be way too much for me to handle and I could put patients at risk. I have joint pain and fatigue, so I make logical fucking choices like not to drive incase I get tired at the wheel. Meanwhile this cunt thinks she’s a fucking god or whatever and is the beacon of hope for people with some of the shittiest hands dealt by life ever. You can’t make this shit up lmao.

I’m sure most people here know anxiety’s a bitch, but so are bills and other living costs. She’s just gonna help create another generation of helpless autists that don’t know anything outside parroting “i hate trump” and “capitalism is bad.”

Then again she’s trying to set up some trans support services so she’s already fucking up by encouraging people to become trenders. Could you imagine if she started telling the people she helps to start like exploring otherkin etc as coping strategies? Shit like this makes me understand why some people drink to forget.
 
Did she just... curse-ye-ha-me-ha us?

She most certainly did.

"Joint pain". Which isn't much of a shock when you consider the size of her.

ETA: I don't think it's going to work for her, guys.
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So does she pray for Richard Ramirez's victims ever or is he just a poor, misunderstood babbu?

It's really weird how she hates mass shooters so much because far more people have the potential to be a mass shooter than a serial killer. Maybe that's why she hates them. They tend to be less fundamentally fucked up and the act of killing is more theatrical.

Like they're the posers of mass murderers.

Apologies for the double post, but I read more of the story. I can't believe nobody posted this part, which legit made me LOL.

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FREEDOM OF SPEECH PROTECTS ASSAULT, YOU GUYS.
 
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