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In honor of the new poll, I present to you the stages of an unhappy girlfriend:
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Phil will never admit he and Kat broke up, even though it's obvious the only interaction they get is when Kat gives Phil his oversized TV dinner/pig slop and when they go grocery shopping. He views her like he does his crumbling McMansion: the detractors win if he loses it. It could be 5 years from now and he'll say that they're still dating despite no one seeing her since 2018.
That pic of Leanna, though :like:
 
Bit the bullet and am checking out a DSP stream for the first time in about three years. Genuinely wanted to give it a chance but Jesus Christ this pre-stream is really unneeded. Got about 550 viewers in the Twitch, it's Street Fighter so it could probs do decent views - but he's been talking for an hour rather that capitalizing on it. I don't get it.

Sorta off-topic: Haven't logged on in a loooonngg time. It's crazy how DSP has expanded to a whole section on here.
 
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Sorta off-topic: Haven't logged on in a loooonngg time. It's crazy how DSP has expanded to a whole section on here.

Takes one seemingly worst guy ever to spawn countless A-logs and cows it seems. I mean Chris has that too, but i've been greatly enjoying myself seeing this black hole of autism expand and take on new shapes.
 
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Curious thing today: Kekon is the only mod present today for a main stream. Phil has even commented that 'his mods are asleep', but doesn't seem to notice that he only has one.
People are starting to question what happened to all of the others. Hopefully someone splashes out some donations today so that Phil knows who to recruit to fill the void.
 
DSP is starting to stack up loss after loss after going undefeated and is starting to get more and more fed up. Went from having a great time to just blatantly calling people scrubs and cowards over shit like picking Violent Ken.
 
With his low sub count and the fact that he’ll lose a $50 donating Patron by the end of the month, I wonder if Phil is gonna freak out and go full on beggar mode soon.
 
Genuinely wanted to give it a chance but Jesus Christ this pre-stream is really unneeded. Got about 550 viewers in the Twitch, it's Street Fighter so it could probs do decent views - but he's been talking for an hour rather that capitalizing on it. I don't get it.

His prestream is almost always inflated due to people watching to see what dumb shit he says. Keep in mind as well that typically about 20% of his "viewers" are not actually in chat at any given time courtesy of other hosting sites and whatnot.

Curious thing today: Kekon is the only mod present today for a main stream. Phil has even commented that 'his mods are asleep', but doesn't seem to notice that he only has one.
People are starting to question what happened to all of the others. Hopefully someone splashes out some donations today so that Phil knows who to recruit to fill the void.

Swagginz has been absent a lot more recently and has given much less than usual. Maybe he finally realized that Phil doesn't actually like him? ( :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: )

With his low sub count and the fact that he’ll lose a $50 donating Patron by the end of the month, I wonder if Phil is gonna freak out and go full on beggar mode soon.

Are you the $50 patron?
 
Phil genuinely believes that the reason the Switch version of SF2 is because everyone wants a chance to fight him with Akuma and make him salty. That's some pretty big ego stroking.

He spent a lot of his time playing SF2 on Switch to claim everyone online was a stream sniper and "counter-picking." Anyone who chose a character that Phil himself considered a counter to his own, he immediately accused of sniping.
 
"It's a good job this is the last time I'm ever playing this stupid garbage game."
"It's a good job I don't care about losing points because this is the last time I'm ever playing this fucking broken piece of shit."
"Hahaha this game is so fucking bad, thank god I'm never playing it again after today!"

Phil Burnell, who supports the games industry and streams because he loves gaming.

And like I said before: I can't wait for 30th Anniversary Collection to have all the same problems.
 
As of right now Swagginz is missing, one of Phil's regulars said it was the first time he had been absent for 6 months.
Nah. The only way that's true is if they mean missing an entire stream, and even then, I don't know that I'd believe that. I know for 100% fact that Swagginz has been gone from large chunks of other streams (as in, not showing up on list of chat names).


Edit: Apologies to whoever pointed out previously that the sub goal number had been changed to 450. I was wrong--apparently Phil has dropped it mid-month to 450 to try and get it met. So even sadder than I originally thought.
 
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