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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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Marvin said:
I wonder how Chris would react if you told him that when he doesn't pay his bills on time, that means someone else at the company to which he owes money might get fired and get kicked out of their house.

I'm sure the thought has never crossed his mind that the financial system affects other people.

It's probably an autism thing, y'know. I bet he treats the system of paying bills as some arbitrary automaton, set up by shadowy nobodys for no purpose other than to be confusing and annoying.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks that's all it is.
 
Marvin said:
I wonder how Chris would react if you told him that when he doesn't pay his bills on time, that means someone else at the company to which he owes money might get fired and get kicked out of their house.

I'm sure the thought has never crossed his mind that the financial system affects other people.

It's probably an autism thing, y'know. I bet he treats the system of paying bills as some arbitrary automaton, set up by shadowy nobodys for no purpose other than to be confusing and annoying.
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TBPH, that's how all millennials approach finances these days.
I don't even think Chris grasps the simple concept of exchanging money for services provided, he probably thinks that electricity flows directly from God and Satan is roaming earth taking advantage of God's free electricity to make bank.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
TBPH, that's how all millennials approach finances these days.
I don't even think Chris grasps the simple concept of exchanging money for services provided, he probably thinks that electricity flows directly from God and Satan is roaming earth taking advantage of God's free electricity to make bank.
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Electricity is pretty abstract, but I think Chris tangible goods and services, if only because he's been stiffed by people before.
 
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Marvin said:
I wonder how Chris would react if you told him that when he doesn't pay his bills on time, that means someone else at the company to which he owes money might get fired and get kicked out of their house.
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I don't think Chris would give a shit, even remotely. He'd probably complete ignore you until you brought it up again, in which case he'd assume you're lying, or that it was trolls making up excuses. Remember, anything that negatively impacts Chris in anyway is neither his fault nor just a thing that happens, there is a cold calculated plan to ruin his life because everyone else is so jealous of how wonderful Chris is.

Thinking Chris even has the capacity to show empathy to another living thing, when he time and time again has proven he couldn't care less about other people. If he's ever shown genuine concern for someone who isn't him besides Patti, I've never heard of this. We're talking about a guy who upon learning his girlfriend has died via suicide, makes a music video about himself and his desire to find a new girl to have sex with.



Edit: Previously said Chris didn't care about Bob's death, sorry that was a mistake on my part.... I still don't think Chris would understand the concept of "Just doing my job" given that Manajerks are a thing in his comic
 
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Mr. Pickles said:
I don't think Chris would give a shit, even remotely. He'd probably complete ignore you until you brought it up again, in which case he'd assume you're lying, or that it was trolls making up excuses. Remember, anything that negatively impacts Chris in anyway is neither his fault nor just a thing that happens, there is a cold calculated plan to ruin his life because everyone else is so jealous of how wonderful Chris is.

Thinking Chris even has the capacity to show empathy to another living thing, when he time and time again has proven he couldn't care less about other people. If he's ever shown genuine concern for someone who isn't him besides Patti, I've never heard of this. We're talking about a guy who upon learning his girlfriend has died via suicide, makes a music video about himself and his desire to find a new girl to have sex with.


I don't think he even had much of a reaction to Bob's death.
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So, I think you should keep in mind that the cwcki does not provide (and does not intend to provide) a realistic portrayal of Chris and his daily life. It's intentionally deceptive for the sake of comedy.

Chris was deeply fucked up by his father's death. Every day his life is affected by his father's absence and he's very conscious of this.

The internet didn't broadcast his mourning because people like Rocky intervened. Broadcasting Chris breaking down after his father's death would be fucking horrible.
 
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Marvin said:
So, I think you should keep in mind that the cwcki does not provide (and does not intend to provide) a realistic portrayal of Chris and his daily life. It's intentionally deceptive for the sake of comedy.

Chris was deeply fucked up by his father's death. Every day his life is affected by his father's absence and he's very conscious of this.

The internet didn't broadcast his mourning because people like Rocky intervened. Broadcasting Chris breaking down after his father's death would be fucking horrible.
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Huh, sorry I thought the CWCki was more reliable, if there is a more factual account of Chris to look at I'd love to see it.

As for Chris being mind fucked by Bob's demise, owch.... shit... I'm sorry I suggested otherwise.

I did remember from following Chris way back when at the time when he was hospitalized Chris basically showed no concern, I guess I can chalk that up to being too naive to know how serious Bob's condition was.
 
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Mr. Pickles said:
Huh, sorry I thought the CWCki was more reliable, if there is a more factual account of Chris to look at I'd love to see it.
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There isn't. Chris is just some dude who occasionally puts stuff online.

It's not that the cwcki is one of the shittier accounts of Chris' life, but rather that there isn't a good account of his life in general. He's just some random dude.
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What do you mean, did Rocky tell him to turn off the goddamn webcam?
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I think he wanted to make a video and someone told him not to.
 
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Marvin said:
I wonder how Chris would react if you told him that when he doesn't pay his bills on time, that means someone else at the company to which he owes money might get fired and get kicked out of their house.

I'm sure the thought has never crossed his mind that the financial system affects other people.

It's probably an autism thing, y'know. I bet he treats the system of paying bills as some arbitrary automaton, set up by shadowy nobodys for no purpose other than to be confusing and annoying.
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I honestly don't think Chris would give two shits if his actions (by not paying his bill or something else) caused emotional trauma to someone because he got them fired. There's only five things cares about in this world and that is Barb, money, being a tranny, possibly sorbet, and most important of all, himself. When ither people tell Chris that his actions hurt them, it's always the same, "hmm, well I got hurt worse than you, so I demand you say sorry", just like he did to Meghan, synder, and anyone else that he's had to apologize too, hell, the same shit happens on Twitter as well and facebook. He probably knows he's a gigantic douchebag and asshole, he just doesn't give a shit.
 
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Marvin said:
I wonder how Chris would react if you told him that when he doesn't pay his bills on time, that means someone else at the company to which he owes money might get fired and get kicked out of their house.

I'm sure the thought has never crossed his mind that the financial system affects other people.

It's probably an autism thing, y'know. I bet he treats the system of paying bills as some arbitrary automaton, set up by shadowy nobodys for no purpose other than to be confusing and annoying.
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I imagine it’d just lead to special pleading like “M’yeah, that’s sad but me and my mom have got it TOUGH!”.
 
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