DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LordAutismo]

Phil got trigger3d by someone saying he is a "multitude masturbator on stream", said he ONLY masturbated once on stream and camera was in and out between his face and "some background artwork" with no sound and less than 100 people watching

And that people constantly exaggerate on this to make him look bad, but he has OVERCUM the toxicity and ignoring all those, streamchat was hilarious during his rant

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Why am I not surprised that Phil's fanbase can't spell "masturbate"?

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil asking stream if he can go back to the old days doing camcorder style so that he can save some money

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That font gave me autism. Even more.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Old phil was more true to himself.

 

[Autistsforuganda]

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I don't know what is more exceptional.

Being this much of a cuck that you give phil a game for free, or that phil is putting his email so far out in the open?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

As much as I dislkike Amityville, he is such a fascinating individual who basically sux every nanometer of Phil's micropenne

Phil:
"I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct"

Amity:
"There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with that"

He might as well become Phil's Echo-box for now....

 

[Wurstbrot]

Phil asking stream if he can go back to the old days doing camcorder style so that he can save some money

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"You miss the old offensive Phil that pissed everyone off and recorded with a crooked camera?"

Ehm, since when has he stopped being offensive and pissing everyone off? The only old thing in this sentence is his crooked camera. And his zeitgeist.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil (talking about SoD NPC follower bugs)

"My followers are glitched..............AND NOW THEY ARE GONE!? I did nothing wrong! Huuuuuuuuuuuuuh?"



On the screen (see screenshot below):

"State of Home - Depressed"

"Food stockpile is low --------- TV dinners then"

"Materials stockpile is low ------------ Guys my PS4 is on its last leg.........."

"Speak to followers threatening to leave----------------------And now Kat is gone......"

Sounds like a perfectly simulated DSP situation, this game is gold despite Phil hating it!

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Phil genuinely believes that the reason the Switch version of SF2 is because everyone wants a chance to fight him with Akuma and make him salty. That's some pretty big ego stroking.

Why the fuck is he still playing the Switch version then? The anniversary edition comes out next week; and no one with any self-respect is going to play a fighting game without a wired connection, which the Switch doesn’t natively support except to fuck with idiots like Phil. If he wants to play a FG he can wait a week or boot up any of the actually popular ones. I know for a fact that SFV, Tekken, and DBFZ all have active playerbases. It’s a shame he’d just ragequit them again.

 

[SleepyNibba]

So the reason he doesnt post pictures of his Kat's home cooked meals is because we keep making fun of him...

ok Phil... further proving you read these forums, no place else is your home cooked meals discussed but here...

 

[Waveysauce]

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I don't know what is more exceptional.

Being this much of a cuck that you give phil a game for free, or that phil is putting his email so far out in the open?

phils e-mail has been open for a decade now. it isnt new shocking news. he almost says it every stream and even has it on his patreon.....

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I used to get so confused about why anyone with a functional brain would support someone like Phil, now i finally understand............

 

[OneDaySon]

As much as I dislkike Amityville, he is such a fascinating individual who basically sux every nanometer of Phil's micropenne

Phil:
"I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct"

Amity:
"There's ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with that"

He might as well become Phil's Echo-box for now....

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I'm like 99% on the whole Amityville is a troll theory. There's no way nobody can ever dick suck Phil that much, its just WAY too cultish and way too ass kissy. Its almost a parody at this point so it has to be a troll.

So the reason he doesnt post pictures of his Kat's home cooked meals is because we keep making fun of him...

ok Phil... further proving you read these forums, no place else is your home cooked meals discussed but here...

I'm kind of glad. He had this inflated self importance about people needing to know every aspect of his mundane life. Its where the "Okay" thing started from because he used to talk about the most uninteresting shit on social media that nobody cared about and was completely irrelevant.

 

[PieceofShet]

He is gonna quit and review State of Decay2. Whoever said he will quit it, won.

 

[NursezillaX]

See, it's when I read a tweet like this that I get sucked in to feeling bad for Dave for about 1/2 a second. I think, 'Maybe the guy is genuinely trying to turn over a new and positive leaf. It kinda sucks that he can put out a tweet thanking his followers in what seems to be a sincere manner, and he's just gonna get shit on by detractors'.

But, then I come back to reality and realize how insincere and shitty this tweet is. It continues to publicly deny any kind of personal accountability for his situation, it flat out lies about the fact that people take him out of context and make assessments on him based around that, and he misrepresents his stream as NOT being a place that a new person could drop by and get immediately shit on or banned for saying the wrong first thing.

So, I go from a brief lapse in judgement where I feel some sympathy, to 180° away where I shut my Tweeter thinking, 'This motherfucker can't even write a simple 'thank you' tweet to his fans without sounding like a goddamn asshole!!' Oh, Dave...

 

[Quan_Chi]

fftopic:
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And then there are the streams where someone say GTAB in chat and he demands to know if they bought a tee or not and if they havent they arent allowed to use "his prhase"!
fftopic:

I'm surprised Phil doesn't hold the viewing of himself on webcam hostage with a mandatory 20 dollar donation every stream. I know LTG does that.

 

[tomstone]

I'm surprised Phil doesn't hold the viewing of himself on webcam hostage with a mandatory 20 dollar donation every stream. I know LTG does that.

he already does that, he calls it prestream, and most of the time he makes more than 20$ during that.

 

[Noob-Noob]

Sorry if this is fftopic: but I just had to say this:

When Phil first played Bloodborne, he ended the game at lvl 112+ which isn't including any dlc. He might have even skipped some side-bosses. Idk, I'm not looking through a 100+ part fucking play-through.

I played Bloodborne for myself and recently finished. I even bought the official collectors guide and 100%ed everything in the main game, side-bosses and all. Even did some chalice dungeon stuff along the way.

I just started the Old Hunters DLC..and after about an hour and a half after entering..I leveled to 100....

Just wanted to give another perspective on that. Christ almighty.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Sorry if this is fftopic: but I just had to say this:

When Phil first played Bloodborne, he ended the game at lvl 112+ which isn't including any dlc. He might have even skipped some side-bosses. Idk, I'm not looking through a 100+ part fucking play-through.

I played Bloodborne for myself and recently finished. I even bought the official collectors guide and 100%ed everything in the main game, side-bosses and all. Even did some chalice dungeon stuff along the way.

I just started the Old Hunters DLC..and after about an hour and a half after entering..I leveled to 100....

Just wanted to give another perspective on that. Christ almighty.

Ahout of Kahntext doooooood!
I overlevelled because Streamchat kept giving me directions and tips to the optional Baahsses and how to beat them, okay? I didn' want to, but they asked me, REEEEEEE! *Snooooooooooooooort*

 

[tomstone]

reviewing sod2 now without having played 1 second multiplayer.

 

[Sparkletor]

reviewing sod2 now without having played 1 second multiplayer.

Multiplayer is probably completely different like in UFC. Phil doesn't have time in his busy schedule to learn how to play a completely different game. Real talk.